This is why we are so much better than McDonalds, we don’t serve got damn lily pads 👀

A timeless classic film, might be the best film of all time actually.

Who else is up beating their meat? WE ARE!!! Come on down and order a classic patty melt 👀

Free Luigi

Its a me Mario

Who up eating they whatameal rn?!

I Know It’s Over by Jeff Buckley

Need it

Brands on Bluesky 🙄

Dr Pepper milkshake 🤤

100%!! 👌🏼

@whataburgerr.bsky.social for the win

thankgiving is almost here, why not skip the turkey this year 👀

Christmas almost here

First time Whataburger!

I just noticed that there are no ads here!! 🙌😭😭🔥🔥🍔

Foodie Nation, meet your new Aunt Angie. She’s ADORABLE. @whataburgerr.bsky.social

My GOD!! That whata-chicken sandwich from Whataburger 🔥🔥🔥

Just had #Whataburger for the first time and that shit absolutely slaps

We DO NOT do Animal Style

I have food in the fridge but rn my mind is just: whataburger whataburger whataburger

I know Whataburger hates to see me coming whenever I visit home.

Since Bluesky doesn’t have ads, it’s up to us to pitch in and do our part to support our favorite brands in this space.

Shoplifting, but only for the brands that create a Bluesky account

Ethel Cain might have eaten Whataburger one time 🧡

We plan to blow up this location, or sell the property to local drug dealers thanks.

Feeling like it’s a good day. 🧡

I got tomorrow coming

We need a good mascot but celebrities are such a huge brand risk these days.

Whataburger for Thanksgiving?! Yes please 😋 🦃 🧡

Who up grinding?

🧡

Ted Cruz is banned due to an incident which had occurred in an Odessa Whataburger bathroom involving feces on the wall.

We serve cat meat

Im playing with it and by “it” I mean my patty melt.

I’m Whataburger, what can I get you to fuck?

Jake Paul is going to fist me next

Want something good to eat? Swing by ;)

How to read Whataburger menu Step One: salivate

Cheese fallin from the sky onto your burger from Whataburger

I need a 5000 character limit so I can spill my guts in a pg-13 way not in a violent manner

Right foot creep 😈

Furries in the restaurant, call what woofaburger

I’m the real Whataburger don’t let the name fool you