I have 99 problems and a pet cheetah would fix literally all of them

I got a “make a tiramisu” kit from the store and it was actually quite tasty! Not bad for a first time.

Imagine doing studies on 19th century written pornography for the sole purpose of making historically accurate furry cock vore RP responses. I can’t emphasize how silly 19th century written porn is.

I used to struggle with homosexuality. Now, I’m really good at it 😎

My coworker had a rice cooker he doesn't use and he gave it to me. The thing is so cute and tiny! I can't wait to try it out

Dear anyone who makes help portals which use a different domain compared to the main website: please make a link somewhere to take you back to the main site. I don't want to be banished to the help site forever until I manually go back

Fun fact! iOS has had various white noise or relaxing sounds built into its OS for a while now! They’re found under the “Hearing” accessibility menu and quickly usable with the “Hearing” quick menu button. They have quite a few different sounds as well as a built in sleep timer!

Hey @firr.bsky.social

I learned yesterday that there are 8. EIGHT Alpha and Omega movies. How on God's Green Earth did anyone manage to squeeze 8 entire movies out of that franchise? Until now, I thought they only had the one.

Trying to find subtitles for Columbo and all of them are off by some kind of scaling factor :(

@conicaw.bsky.social wah!

It is weird how I don't really notice the effects of alcohol (they happen, I just don't notice them), but when I drink coffee, I can *feel* it. I can't really do AB testing to know if what I feel helps me focus or stay alert, but I don't hate the feeling at least

Just went viral on Nextdoor. Basically a celebrity now.

Being able to pay for con expenses in advance makes them borderline magical. I just get on a plane? For “free”? The hotel just gives me a room? I can get a badge? All with no money spent!

Something nice that I noticed with face tracking in VR is that photos taken of you while smiling feel more genuine. It’s not just a toggle or button combo you’re holding, but your actual expression. Makes me feel much closer to the events in any photo featuring that.

came across this video from @raeal.bsky.social inside @resonite.com #resonite. I’m glad they’re having fun! You can do some really goofy stuff in that platform. It’s why I love it so much! youtube.com/shorts/eQZra...

If there’s a really hard message you have to send. One where your hand hovers over the “send” button. Where you feel like you can’t do it. If your medium supports it, schedule the send for a couple minutes out. Separating the immediate send from starting it helps you out a lot.

I am happy to announce that I have created a couple different ASL gesture systems inside Resonite! Both systems are meant to replicate the functionality of established VRC systems to make them easy for existing signers to get up to speed with!

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:

Let's fucking go! This is the single most impactful update in Resonite history and I am all here for it.

TIL that the phrase “pulling out all the stops” comes from pipe organs! Stops are what controls the way they sound. So I guess pulling out all of them makes it sound the fullest

So I just discovered how good Biscoff spread is. Why is it only delegated to planes? They’re delicious!

Hey! Anyone who goes to conventions! Take pictures. A lot of pictures. If you think you took enough, take more! Cons are filled with amazing memories, so document them! You will find yourself forgetting great moments until you see them in old pictures.

Picked up Death Stranding on Steam a couple days ago. Already have 8 hours in it but it’s quite fun! I don’t know anything about this game besides what I’ve played though

No matter how much I stress that it isn’t a bother to be asked IT questions at work, people still wait to ask me stuff until they see me haha It’s ok! You can reach out! It’s fun to help!

People say money doesn’t buy happiness. Money can buy this. And this would make me very happy. For the low cost of $23,720.

Immediately thought of @aegisthewolf.bsky.social

I don’t want to think that I’m getting older yet, but every time I see someone in VRChat younger than me, I am like Uggggghhhhhhh Guess I’ll surround myself with older men and call them daddy. Good plan.

You ever go to a site which is so nice that you go "you know what, sure, have some cookies as a treat 🍪"?

Today I installed some VRC Light Volume compatible materials! Instead of the entire mesh being locked to one light level, the light volumes are able to independently light various parts of the avatar which makes it look realtime without being realtime! I love how nice it looks!

@conicaw.bsky.social Wah

I have no idea why everyone is mad at me now. I’ve always been told to tip your server

Yay I just moved back into my old unit after it freed up. My vr space is so much bigger now!

A friend of mine sent me this. I actually laughed

Woke up to see that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social won the NYC primary. Finally some good news in 2025! Congrats man, glad to see that we are starting to look past establishment democrats

Whenever I list an item on FB marketplace and have multiple conversations about selling it, I feel like I'm cheating on them when making plans with multiple people at the same time. No idea if that's just me or not

Every so often, I see "mystery boxes" on FaceBook marketplace. Does anyone even buy those? I can only imagine it's just someone's junk drawer thrown into a box.

Cool tip! Modern versions of iOS contain a feature named “background sounds” which has various noises like rain, oceans, white noise, and fire. Open your control center, tap on the hearing accommodation, and select / enable the sound!

So VRChat is hiring for a marketplace content reviewer role. I can only imagine it’ll be a lot of “No, you can’t sell SPS compatible avatars on the marketplace.” www.trustandsafetyjobs.com/jobs/avatar-...

So it turns out that the word “Homo” is banned in ACNH. I get it, but I’m gay af. I wanted to name the design “Such Homo”, but was stopped. Instead, I made an infinitely gayer name

So has anyone asked waitstaff about a certain menu item and they say “yeah I don’t recommend it”? Every time I’ve talked with them, they always say they like it. Surely there’s something they don’t like

I need to walk more and go on walks more, but one small thing I do that helps is intentionally park as far as I can from stores I go to. With places like Walmart with massive parking lots, it adds up and I don’t even notice

This one broke containment

@randomvangloboii.bsky.social I’ve checked up on your works here and there over the last few years and only now saw you’re on Bluesky. Hello! Thanks for giving me such vivid scaly coexistence fantasies. You’ve even inspired me to think of some of my own.

Screw horny art, I’d love to have commissions like this adorn my walls

I feel bad for all the people on call at Furality that had to go and fix the upstream provider issue

Did anyone here not get formally taught how to touch type, but poked so long they got good at using all your fingers and can type fast anyway? I’m curious how many others are in my situation

Rank dynamics at work are so silly sometimes. Imagine writing an email to a Very Important Person and mulling over every word, crafting a perfect and professional message only to be hit back with “Thanks Sent from my iPhone”

I think the PD charging circuitry on my Anker power bank died. I emailed support and showed them the problem and they're shipping out a replacement. I bought it in October 2023. They know that. I gave them the order number and everything. Sad the bank broke early but stellar service about it.

With pride month here, this is your reminder to be SUPER GAY on the computer to honor Alan Turing’s legacy