"Sometimes the curtains are just blue" Okay but if you're describing the curtains without that meaning anything, either in terms of plot, themes, or emotions, then that sounds to me you're padding your word count for whatever reason.

You ever open a 'New Post' window, go to the bathroom, and then come back not only having forgotten what you were gonna post about, but that you were planning on posting anything at all?

The older I get, the more I relate to Psyduck.

Fucks me up that as a kid I got into Rowling and not Le Guin.

"We're bringing back nuclear!" Great - with proper management, we could really revolutionize- "To feed AI centers!" ... Fuck me dead.

"The problem with social media is that it becomes harder to talk about Israel without acknowledging their obscene, monstrous, and very much ongoing crimes against humanity." I guess the lessons we should have learned from the holocaust is that holocaust is when people are mean to Jews? Apparently?

There isn't a joke in existence the internet will not gleefully run into the ground until it hits rock bottom.

Nothing is a better demonstration of the anti-scientific nature of banning trans women from sports than the fact that the IOC's OWN STUDY found no evidence trans women have any advantage over cis women in sports, but they're planning on going ahead with banning us anyways

Imagine bombing so hard that the audience who chose to see you live of their own accord didn't laugh.

This is something of a controversial hot take but I really like Braham's character arc in GW2. Dude's barely an adult, doing his best, making mistakes, and learning from it. It's good shit.

with the game awards coming up i wanna remind everyone that the message Clair Obscur sends at the end is that women can not be trusted to make decisions and that it is the duty of the men in their lives to take their agency away for their own good

One of the more... telling? Parts of discussion around A:tLA is that apparently we all think a twelve-year-old child is selfish and unreasonable for not wanting to you know murder a guy. Like, greater good or not, I'm not sure *I* would be okay with killing Ozai and I'm not a cultural pacifist.

lmao, 39 new blocks since I made that Clair Obscure post. "Most people rejected her message. They hated Hel because she told them the truth." Or something, I dunno. At least it's quiet now.

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

As we head into GOTY season, it is my misfortunate duty to remind you all that Expedition 33 used AI 'placeholder' assets.

I think my peak aesthetic was long skirt, corset, and blazer, but sadly weight gain made most of my wardrobe obsolete. I should get back to that ideal. By expanding my wardrobe again because I cannot be fucked to go on weightloss regime for any reason other than maybe health. Maybe.

God I hate it when people engage in no-true-scotsmanisms. "Those bigots aren't *real* fans!" Yes, they are. And your insistence to not be associated with them over actually limiting the harm they cause tells me you care more about your image and not feeling like 'one of the bad ones'.

Having a 'fantasy series subtitle' naming scheme that goes 'X of Y' is all well and good, but if you do you have to consistently stick with it. GW2's major expansions all had the 'X of Y' scheme (Heart of Thorns, Path of Fire, etc), EXCEPT for Janthir Wilds, and it fucks me up.

And now, I rest.

My dude, respectfully*, what the fuck?! (*[citation needed])

NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️‍⚧️

If I had a nickel for every game I was excited for for years that did something stupid that made me no longer want to play it at all shortly after release, this year alone, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's extremely frustrating that it happened twice.

I must not cringe Cringe is the joy killer Cringe is the little-death that brings total numbification

this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day

children cant be queer because queer is sexual, thats why we have to constantly sexualize queer people even if theyre also children, because queer children dont exist. if youre a queer child youre a grown adult and people who want to protect children can inspect your genitals. for fairness.

Also go and check out SPiNDLE's stuff if you're into the overlap of soft, silly, and spicy.

Oh hey a real dumb post of mine got 69 likes.

This clip is from a video that released a year and a half ago. Make of that what you will.

FOMO-bait stories in games are anathema to art. Imagine being a writer, working on a storyline, knowing it's gonna be available for like... three, maybe four months, and then get deleted forever because it makes more money that way. Yeah, I wouldn't put my best effort in either.

The difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia is simple. Pedophiles are sexually attracted to children, usually with the intention of acting on that. Ephebophiles, by contrast, are pedophiles who really don't like it when you call them that.

My physical age is 35 The age I resonate the most with is 'ancient beyond the scope of time ad space, filled with nothing but the void of aeons and a deep exhausted weariness seeped into the astral core of my very bones' My emotional age is like 12. Dick jokes yay!

"Hel, why do you raise your hand when you want to talk in a conversation? You're not in school anymore." You see I got childhood-traumatized into always waiting my turn to speak. But since no-one else got the fucking memo, and folks just speak whenever, that turn never organically passes to me.

"You hit 100% of the shots you don't miss."

Every single year I sink into a bit of a depressive dip and every single year I'm surprised and every single year I fear I'm relapsing into The Bad Times and every single year I have to remind myself that seasonal depression is a thing.

Jesus CHRIST

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"

LOCK THE FUCK IN EVERYONE

"It's spelled *color!" If I spell it 'color' I get Brits correcting me. If I spell it 'colour', it's Americans. Both spellings are correct. Your pedantry is neither insightful, nor funny, nor wanted. Politely, shut the fuck up.

On my walk today I crossed paths with a lady who was walking her puppy and the puppy wanted to say hello but its owner didn't allow it to and I'm sad about it.

Youtube be like "You watched this video on how this youtuber dweebs with fascism. Clearly this means you are interested in seventeen billion of the fascism-adjacent youtuber's slop videos."

shout out to all my respectful gooners lmao

a werewoman, if you will. on a full moon, I turn into another woman.

this is literally never not accurate

"Do you believe in Israel's right to exist?" I'm an anarchist, mate. I don't believe in any nation's right to exist.

The real funny part about my specific brand of Rome Autism is that I don't actually think about the Roman empire at all. I think the republic is way more fascinating a period.

Me to my DnD group in a few minutes: "I'll be right there, folks! I need to be correct on Bluesky dot app."

As an aside here, these edits are always intensely boring and uninspired. They're also tauted as 'easy', not caring that editing a screenshot is not the same as making a character model. But also like... the artists didn't decide against making your fap fuel waifu because it's hard.