Pop-Tarts Bowl Shenanigans (1/2)

The Pop-Tarts Bowl is a gift from heaven.

I’m not going to, but I really want to support Pop Tarts after watching this bowl game

Farmers are celebrating the bailout as “Christmas coming early.” Meanwhile, many of the same voices insisted students didn’t deserve loan relief because they should “pull themselves up by their bootstraps.”

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

Fuck spotify, fuck Apple Music. Locally stored digital files purchased from the artist is the past and the future

We wrote a brand new holiday classic. Christmas Boring will now take the top slot for best holiday song. Retweet if you CARE about new holiday class6ix!

Happy Thanksgiving from my fuzzy princess to yours

Round 4: Relicanth attach pass against Raging Bolt. They got the donk! Out of top cut, but gonna play out round 5

Round 3: donked roaring moon. They attach passed for two turns while I was able to take knockouts each turn. 2-1

Round 2: played Gardie, got greedy, shouldn’t have Iono’ed and just kept taking out single prizers. I Ione’ed them into 3 Kirlia and let them get set up. 1-1

Round 1: W vs Miraidon. Both of us started slow, I was able to lay down jamming tower and just the right times and top decked boss for game

Happy league Cup Sunday! I’m in Canada today at F&C, hoping to Star Chronos every round!

Gonna take this energy with me everywhere I go. Thank you @mannequinpussy.bsky.social youtu.be/GhBtS2Nda4U?...

This is like the coolest shit I've heard since a while ago (there's a lot of good music these days): anamanaguchi.bandcamp.com/album/miss-t...

@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social and @teenagehalloween.bsky.social on display at BrickBash 2025 in Ann Arbor, MI. The artist is @emlangbehn.bsky.social and is pretty cute.

I love you Pokemon, but 27 hours to add 3 new features is a bit much. I've got testing to do!!!!

Let's rename all public holidays Tony Time. #MAFSAU

The Queen, surveying her domain:

No lie detected…

Top 8: Hit a Thorns/Wall deck. Only ever saw one other pokemon on their bench out of two matches. Just can’t power anything up enough to survive. Finished top 8, 4 prize packs, $26 store credit. A good Saturday @cmdevins.bsky.social thanks for running a great cup!

Finished Swiss rounds in 4th. Good times

Round 6: Intentional Draw, or as the kids say “ID”. Made it into Top cut, wahoooo! HERE WE GO

Round 5: Gholdengo started Fez, attached passed. Took a risk and metal blasted an EX for 80 to set up for Star Chronos the next turn and it paid off. Final Dhengo KO, I had to Thorton Dialga V back into play, evolve into three Archaludons and Metal Blast for 280. 4-1

Round 4: played a spicey spicey Gardy. Hitting me for 90 damage a turn thanks to Munkidori. Couldn’t Star Chronos in time. 3-1

Wherever I end up in today’s tournament, any store credit is going towards this

Round 3: played Dragapult/Dusknoir again. Much closer this time. Metal Blasted for two turns, then got off the Star Chronos with 20 HP left on Dialga VStar. Phew. 3-0

Round 2: Dragapult/Dusknoir. I played jamming tower going first and completely stall their setup. Ran away with it after some fortunate Ionos making Bidew irrelevant. 2-0

Round 1: Lugia. Slow starts for both of us, but was able to Boss KO the lone Lugia V on the board and set them too far back. 1-0

I want to thank @devonkaysolutions.bsky.social and @tinystills.bsky.social for putting on a most excellent show last night in Hamsamich! They are pure joy and lovely humans.

Happy League Cup Saturday to everyone! At Time Travelers in Berkeley, MI today

@devonkaysolutions.bsky.social makes my ears hurt in a good way. I smile so much seeing them play, my earplugs get crushed

Every time I hear Momma, I think of that Portlandia sketch. The 90s are ALIVE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG0m...

Round 9: got scorched by Ceruledge. Opponent never benched a Palkia V. Reminds me of Chris Farley in Black Sheep. “I CAN’T WIN IF YOU NEVER BENCH A POKEMON WITH 220HP!!!”

Round 8: another Drago, another 2-0. Donked my very nice opponent game 1 thanks to metal blast and two turn attachments against a lone iron bundle. Game two was close; but Star Chronos and double Boss = win. 5-3, going for top 512

Round 7: Pult/Thorns. I threw game one. Evolved Archaladon with Thorns in the active, when all I needed was Relincanth :( didn’t finish game 2. 4-3, out but still playing

Round 6: Hit Drago again. Game 1 was close, won. Game 2 was even closer, lost. Game 3, we decided on a gentlemen’s agreement. I went first and Boss KO’d his only Drago V on my 2nd turn. He conceded right away. Stand up dude. 4-2

Round 5: hit the dreaded Charizard. Duskull and their whole family can take Briar and fuck right off. Never saw a Boss in either game. 3-2

Round 4: similar to round 3, but this time slow Gardie. Star Chronos coming in clutch. 3-1

Round 3: had a lovely opponent who was new to the game, playing Gardie, a bad matchup for me. I drew everything I needed to star chronos and boss both Kirlia in both games. 2-1 so far

Round 2: got destroyed by Goldengo game 1. Started lone Fez game 2 and just scooped. Food and bathroom time

Round 1: hit Drago. Won 2-0. Got lucky with my opponent dead drawing and the favorable MU

About to land in San Antonio for this weekends Pokemon Regional. I have this overwhelming dread that I’m gonna play 9 straight iron thorns decks tomorrow

20 years ago, I made a music video with my friends for a class project, using a song only I enjoyed. This year, it hit over 100K views because the algorithm picked it up for a new generation of weezer fans: youtu.be/k6lULE2cwVY?...

i know video games are a bad influence because i used to steal vhs tapes from blockbuster, a skill i learned playing tony hawk pro skater

Hello, I'm Gregor. I like officiating youth football (and most every other thing American Football), the Pokemon TCG, crunchy guitar riffs, and a crispy grilled cheese. Happy to be here