"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes."

FAVORITE SOUND EFFECTS: 1. Cry of a distant eagle 2. Alley cat’s yowl 3. Wilhelm scream (obv) Runner-up, bc technically not a sound: 4. Half smile/upward-right glance/slow nod

Republican governors have sent National Guard troops to Democratic-led Washington, D.C., even though cities in their states all have higher rates of violent crime than the nation’s capital. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...

America has never been subject to this level of authoritarianism, and quite frankly, sheer incompetence. Out of the ashes, this moment should radicalize us to embark on an era of new reform — of our economy, our democracy, and our commitment to social justice and the law.

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"It is with a heavy heart that we admit Spines for Senators has failed in its mission to provide invertebrate lawmakers with the transformational surgeries they so desperately need."

So jazzed about saving the world I almost forgot our #ProofofPizza! #fthismoviefest

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! #fthismoviefest

Ooooooh government employees cooperating to circumvent immoral orders in the name of saving us all… I’m liking this model. #fthismoviefest

“Just hold on real tight and hope I don’t die” is pretty much my plan every day of my life. #fthismoviefest

You just know as soon as you lock your visor you’re going to want a drink of water. #fthismoviefest

“Can I have their surnames to make these patches?” “Nah just use their nicknames, they’re never comin’ back.” #fthismoviefest

RIP Toys R Us!!!! #fthismoviefest

Armageddon myself some animal crackers! #fthismoviefest

This movie’s fun #FThisMovieFest

Taking a clue from my bestie @erikabromley.bsky.social because I’ll use any excuse to buy a tee shirt with a space ship on it. #fthismoviefest

Look at Nic’s sad eyes!! 🥺 #fthismoviefest

Oooooh that DePalma low angle 😎 #fthismoviefest

“The one thing that makes me me… I don’t know who I am without it.” Me, if @patrickbromley.bsky.social ever cancels #fthismoviefest

This happens EVERY time Lady Raven plays a show #fthismoviefest

Psycho ‘98 #fthismoviefest

Who thinks there is likely a ton of other creepy stuff at the bottom of that swamp? 😬 #fthismoviefest

“They’re stuffing the dogs, they’re stuffing the cats” #fthismoviefest

Awwww it’s kinda sweet how many times Norman tries to *not* murder her 🥰 #fthismoviefest

Wow — Anne Heche has such gorgeous, guilty eyes. #fthismoviefest

Everyone all washed up and ready? #fthismoviefest

I say we do an FTM live meetup ALL wearing lavender jumpsuits. #FThisMovieFest

First of all, Walter, that is NOT A POMERANIAN. #FThisMovieFest

That Jon Stewart eyepatch tag is (chef’s kiss) #fthismoviefest

Yikes this team is giving “Saxons on crank,” am I right, @charliebromelz.bsky.social? #fthismoviefest

Awwwwww who else misses B00B Magazine? #90sStuff #fthismoviefest

They’re going to send him to Alan Arbernathy’s guy. #callback #fthismoviefest

Annie, Annie, are you ok?? #fthismoviefest

I’ll be taking notes… AND Space Drugs! #spoileralert #fthismoviefest

Why don’t kids wear sensible crewneck sweaters anymore? #fthismoviefest

I think this is how Eaton Fire started. #fthismoviefest #toosoon

MY JVC?? #’90slines #fthismoviefest

"Drying ziplock bags on a wooden rack" is all kinds of shorthand for "poor" #fthismoviefest

RIP to a great one. #fthismoviefest

I just need everyone to know that @jbfthismovie.bsky.social is going "Commando Elite" today 😍 #fthismoviefest

We’re IN! #FThisMovieFest

We plan your menu for Saturday — you have no excuse to not JOIN US for FTM Fest! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@patrickbromley.bsky.social @erikabromley.bsky.social So who are you guys rooting for? 😍❤️💙 #BromleyBowl

The sky has a very emphatic point to make

3/1/25.

Watching these red states attack federal funding—apparently not realizing that most of their states are broke and would completely collapse without it—will always be hilarious to me. “Give it all back to the states!” Sit down, Cletus. Your state can’t buy sandwiches for kids.

"People will worship your arch like it’s some kind of god. You don’t see anyone doing that to the St. Louis arch. Imagine how pissed St. Louis would be if your arch became a deity, but theirs was just a monument to vague history. Let’s make it happen."