Because it's a pointless gimmick?

A dull procession mostly.

I think we can say, France are leading it, and we are playing tag along.

Whoop, whoop! Tesla is so lame. They are f*cked.

"Edits" ... LOL. That's a hell of a euphamism. They are miles away from a deal.

The UK Home Office: Not fit for purpose since 19xx. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

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Imagine if we ever needed to go to war.

$250 ? What's that saying. "Looks as bent as a 9 pound note"?

Because they want to curry favour with the orange moron?

And I'm sure this has been rigorously tested and proved to be accurate? What could possibly go wrong. "Computer says No"? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh dear. 😮

Is "W*nker" in there somewhere? My eyes aren't up to reading the smaller words.

This is why I dont get people who say Farage is teflon or the stories about him havent cut through: his approval numbers are dire and the wider perception of him very negative. Its just there is a small group for whom those attacks arent a negative and the bar for winning is way lower now.

Cool. Now take a look at the Trump family. Have they been up to anything?

The penny has dropped. Let's face it, in their position you would be tempted to do exactly that.

The art of the shill.

Handy if you wished to disguise the fact that Tesla is screwed.

For a moment I wondered whether a UFC cage was some sort of anti-drone protection. But no.

What could possibly go wrong.

They can say what they like. Maybe it will be able to fly? It will all be shelved in 2.5 years time, so they won't have to deliver it.

I'd forgotten he is still around.

If you're still trying to figure it out after a decade that might be a clue....

I might eat my hat.

Fingers crossed. The stresses of being a lame duck president might see him off.

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Ffs. 🙄

Maybe they should all sue the orange man baby.

Yeah .. sure.

Bezos rocking a godfather look. But seriously, this is a good suggestion, and perhaps the super-rich should pay a lot more.

As a European, I'm tempted to say "not enough".

Mature company desparate to find new avenues for growth. No surprise, a "me too" venture into AI. 🙄

Don’t really see the market for this myself. www.ft.com/content/016f... Spotify targets high-spending superfans with AI-generated music

I would like to think it's because rhe jury didn't like him.

Boeing at it again. Ffs.

All well and good, but did they not say "Build some f*cking reservoirs"? Nothing significant has been built since water privatisation. They are planning some now but ....

Good call.

Ooooh. That's a winner.

Ketchup, marmalade and biscuits? This is not about "food security" is it.

"Meet the new boss, Same as the old boss" - The Who. Won't get fooled again.

Excellent. Somebody's got to try to put a stop to this. If not lawmakers, then former lawmen is fine.

And who's to blame?

The enshitification of Amazon search continues. It used to be that the "Sponsored" results were all in a section at the top of the search results, with the actual search results below. Now they seem to be sprinkling in the sponsored results with search results as well.

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OMG. My wife has been looking online for plant pots/planters. Not all of a sudden *my* Facebook timeline is full of adverts planters.

I don't know the merits of the case, but good to see Musk lose. I wonder if the "paedo guy" case were held now that he is unpopular (rather than back in the day) maybe he he'd lose that too. Hyperthetically. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Oh look. Wankers.