Typical nonsense Telegraph story, aimed to rile up the readership.

What could possibly go wrong.

Well, as is genocide, so 🤷‍♀️

The Americans have no taste in beer. Or much else, come to think of it.

I'm surprised they hadn't all done that years ago, after that toe curling grift video years ago.

I hope they laugh at him like last time.

Oooh. Creepy. How would you go about proving it?

Telegraph urged to stop trying to rile up it's readership. It's far too easy.

🤞

A positive initiative on immigration for once? Seems like a good idea.

There's a wrong way and a right way to report this

My heart bleeds for him. What a poor poor man! 😂

I deliberately signed up to Prime long ago, but I do think that these days, Amazon has a sly tendency to get people to sign up to a "free trial" (that then becomes paid for after 30 days), almost without realising. My wife has almost fallen for it a couple of times.

The Reform right like the MAGA right are completely fact averse and know that they can bullshit their way to power because their followers simply don't care about truth. That's the threat this country faces, and it strikes me that our media are ill equipped to tackle it and failing us all.

Classic formulaic click-bait headline. Come on Independent - you're better than that, surely?

UK officially recognises Palestine as a state | Politics News | Sky News https://share.google/HPbiZBtqcSd9yiKne

No mention of Typhoid vaccination? Was she vaccinated? If not ... 🤷‍♂️

12 plants for £10bn? Good luck with that.

There's a *lot* of money being pissed away due to FOMO. Zuckerberg is not the only one.

To be fair, Blur overall, seemed like a bit of a hoax. Always reminded me of Chas and Fave.

Interesting. But it gives me perpetual motion machine vibes. Uses brine from a reverse osmosis desalination plant to create energy through osmosis.

On the flip side, not recognising Palestinian state rewards genocide. Both can be true at the same time. Choose your poison. 🤷‍♀️

C#nt

Kill them?

I must remember not to read their articles.

Yeah, sure. But elsewhere in the world they are being absolutely killed.

TLDR: Make racism shameful again. While you’re at it add fascism too.

A price crash will happen, and hopefully he will get burned. Already not the worlds richest man. 😂 How excellent os that news?

"Illegal suspects". No such thing. If they are suspects, they are innocent until proven guilty. Come on, Guardian, you can do better than this.

Agree. It's a mess.

Allison Pearson 🙄

That headline is a bit of a mouthful.

Nice sound bite, but would a mayor have the power to do that?

Gosh! Genius. Who would've thought of that? 😂 Seriously, what a pointless headline.

Too many reasons to count?

🥱

Shame we don't have all those nice Eastern European builders and other tradespeople we used to have a few years ago. I wonder why 🤔

"Factual Entertainment". Is that the official term for this staged bullshit and buffoonery?

*crash

Tesla shareholders need to get on with suing the ass of him, rather than toadying up to him with an unimaginable pay package.

Oh .. really? Excellent. The Musk bit. Not necessarily the Ellison bit.

Interesting. Why would the CEO of a company trying to save the planet need an enhanced security detail? Oh wait ....

Have they worked out what the logo/image on his sweatshirt is? Looks like there's part of a Stars and Stipes on the left.

I imagine they were pleased with the pun. 😂 (Not my paper, by the way. An elderly relative's.)

Interesting. Were there any payments at the time, or since, that might look dodgy? Wouldn't put that past him.

Well .. that's the nature of free-market/private medicine. You are of course free to sue them if you have more money to gamble.

I'm with the Chinese on this. A crazy complication, and unsafe.

Staying with my 96 year old mother. The conversation flags, so I say: "I wonder what's on television". I reach for the remote to call up the programme guide. She hands me the newspaper and says "The programmes are in here". They may be, but that went out with the ark. She's never moved on.

How incredibly unsurprising.

I'm not sure which is worse: micro plastics in water supplies or "engineered bacteria" to detect them. Be careful what you wish for.