Finally got back into my account! Hi gays!

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God I love cleaning. I put it off for ages but when it’s all done and everything feels fresh it’s just 😮‍💨

Gooood morning

POV: I think I’m giving you a flirty, sultry look across the bar

Monday. Again! Fuming.

My dick in winter since I got cut

Doing my friend’s tarot and The Ten Of Swords and The Tower show up

My weekend went from zero plans, to having to someone over, to a cute brunch and walk, and now I’m watching Lucy Worsley Investigates the Madness of King George III. A mixture of wholesome and holesome.

If you just saw me going down like a sack of shit after I slipped on some ice, no you didn’t. Shout out to the lovely people who checked I’m ok. Only thing I’ve bruised is my ego. Managed to save my Creme Egg though so every cloud!

Same

This is absolutely devastating. The Vivienne gave so many people, including myself, such great joy. How sad, so incredibly young.

Sunday Scaries

Moon and Venus last night. Lovely view over the Chapel in my lane #astrophotography 🔭

First book of the year finished. Isaac by Curtis Garner. An absolutely gorgeous read. Brutal yet beautiful. Truly encapsulates the intoxication of romance and the danger that can come with rose-tinted glasses.

ngl IT Girl sounds like it’s going to go so hard. I can’t wait.

I have a cough and a cold so I’m wrapped up in bed reading a book. Please try and withhold your jealousy of my rockstar lifestyle.

My latest #poem: tango

Omg so embarrassing I keep writing 2024 on all my death threats

Happy New Year! 🩷

Reminder: there is no such thing as a failed relationship. Every relationship, no matter how long or short, is a gift. People come in and out of our lives and change them. They can make us stronger, clearer on what we want, teach us new things. That’s not failure. It’s growth.

What a 2024 I’ve had! I am so lucky. Excited for whatever blessings I manifest in 2025.

Just de-christmassed and did a big clean. Spick and span ready for tonight’s new moon and the new year

Had a fab day at Goodison Park despite Everton losing. Probs last match I’ll ever see there now before the stadium move. So many wonderful memories over the years with my Dad and my late Grandad.

It’s so fucking annoying going to be when I’m not hungry then suddenly I’m famished knowing if I eat, I’ll be up for ages and if I don’t, l’ll struggle to sleep. Why is my life so much harder than everyone else’s?

Just fully nearly passed away because I used too much mould remover spray and the area wasn’t as ventilated as I thought.

So I got influenced on TikTok and bought Hitman World of Assassination and omg I’m terrible at it. Like abysmal. Is it a hard game or am I thick?

I can’t stop eating omg

My smart bulb in my lamp has gone, I’ve had to put a normal one in and I’m going to have to turn it off manually 😭😭😭😭 it’s like I’m Amish

I don’t understand the constant negativity surrounding being a hater. It’s literally so much fun.

Merry Christmas. Finally managed to get back into my account 🤣 hope you’re all having a lovely day

On World AIDS Day, I remind myself how blessed we are that science has given us advances such as PrEP but let us never forget those who we lost because Governments at the time simply saw queer people as disposable. We must honour those we lost by standing against all bigotry.

My friends are starting to catch on that when I say “I’ve heard” something that I’m referring to one TikTok I saw and have now decided that’s fact

For those who don’t know the process for a bill to be passed in the UK: 1. Bill introduced through both houses 2. First Reading 3. Second Reading 4. Committee Stage 5. Judge’s Houses 6. Lip Sync LaLaPaRuza 7. Semi Final 8. Penalty Shootout Hope that helps.

When I grow up I want to be post-separation Dorit #RHOBH

Ugly Betty had so many great moments but this one always makes me gigglesnort

The bit I don’t understand about the other site is why people engage with the nonsense. Nobody is seeking to have a conversation or to change each other’s mind. Like, protect your peace.

I swear #Married2Med remains the most consistently amazing show on Bravo. So good. What a cast.

Just seen #Wicked. Wow. All the awards. Time flew by and somehow stood still all at the same time. Bra-fucking-vo 👏👏

I love TikTok so much

God I hate packing but I’m so excited to move back to the city. Just wish I was rich enough to hire people to do all this stuff for me.

Cannot stop saying I LIKE MY SOOTCASE

Waving at the helicopter bringing in the cash

Getting really pissed off with people calling me a “gold digger”. I can’t help that my love language is inheriting estates.

VERY me

Can’t wait to see Wicked (have to wait til Sunday) but my god the build up has been fucking annoying.