It's been a while, bluesky!

But late for Hump day but was feeling cheeky anyway.

69 profanities hey 😏😏😏😏😏

Anybody else had a problem with bluesky randomly deleting posts? Just put a selfie of me in a bath for wet wednesday, someone replied to it saying happy wet wednesday and now its just vanished?

It's wet Wednesday. Make a splash.

Me with my beautiful boy, Mr Glenn!

Starting to feel like Spring!

Here we are

It's been a minute bluesky

Nice Sunday walk with the doggo!

Monochrome Monday!

Finally moved from my house and in with my mate, time to have a well deserved bath!

This new underwear is my fave

SINGLE ROLL CALL! 🗣️ Quote this with your best selfie to let BlueSky know you’re single, perhaps your boo is here! 🤭

Go follow my bestie! He's hot and absolutely one of the best people I know!

Well it is #FCF so I guess I gotta do it!

Thought I'd redo the dressing gown pic without the pants this time 😜😘

Shower time!

I can't explain it but people that constantly post inspirational quote pics give me red flag vibes.

Happy Monday guys 😘

Cock wasn't feeling fat so get a butt instead this Friday

Dodgy stomach for Christmas.... Just what I wanted 🙃

So I'm not one of them pronoun police people but whenever I see a guy put "pronouns are stupid" I always say "hey girl!" and they always come back with a "I'm a he"...

Don't know whats going on with Grindr atm but I've woke up to 3 messages from 3 different guys stating they want to breed me until I'm more filled than a krispy kreme.

Going Birmingham for a night out with some mates on Friday. Hopefully should be a fun time!

If you see this drop a pic from the last place your passport was stamped

Anybody else remember that guy that faked having an 11inch penis just to get followers? He would post cleverly angled pics and always held the base of it so you couldn't see it wasn't attached too him? I wonder what hes doing now.

My cocks not feeling fat today so it's just a normal Friday for me

Not me accidentally saying "love you, bye" to my solicitor on the phone this morning

Throwback Thursday to when I went to college as Captain America

Shots fired but if you name any of your animals: Smudge Luna Milo Bella or Teddy Be better.

Pretending to be a "tuff guyyy"

I don't care if i sound stupid... Wanna know why I hate maths? Because if I do 200-1+199 should equal 0 but its not... its 398 on the calculator

Sorry I'm about to make you all jealous with my Aldi onesie

Yourself but as a cartoon

Caught up with Drag Race Down Under Season 4 and honestly, this one seems miles better than the last 3 and that last lip sync song was a BOP.

Just been told I've got to present some work I did on the all creative meeting on Tuesday to 300 people across the business 💀

Y'alls Spotify wrapped is so gay ngl. 🤣 Love ya all tho

Can't deny these. Number 3 on both lists are quite surprising but the rest is 100% true!

Honestly dreading the 6 weeks pay gap i'm gonna get from the 20th December to the 31st January. Gonna have to sell a kidney.

These are probably fighting words but I don't write up christmas cards, and haven't done since school. It feels like a older generation thing? Or are there people in their early 30s and under that do them?

Sometimes I see guys with these super tight metal cock rings and it still baffles me how you get them on. Like honestly, how.

Well this makes a lot of sense.

This is a throwback #FCF when I had tight foreskin before my circumcision 😘

Stomach still feels crap. Went to text my boss that I've not slept and accidentally put "I've not had a wank of sleep".

I've reached 1 billion followers! So thank you all for having a look at my dick pic and thinking it's worth staying for more 😘😘

Well I was gonna join hump day this time but dodgy tummy is saying "oh hell naw!"

Anybody ese just blocks people that they see has blocked them on the clearsky app site? lol

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