“Pro Life” 🤦🏻‍♂️

#Caturday 🤭 Reminds me of Spy vs Spy

Since “other countries pay the tariffs”, does the USA now have to reimburse them? 😉

We. Are. So. Screwed. #TheSingularityIsHere

What the heck is with the (tiny) fist in the air? Is he a Black Panther now?

I literally laughed so hard with some of these that I gave myself a headache. 🤕

What does a red apple and a green apple have in common? They’re both red, except for the green one. ———————————————————- What is yellow and smells of bananas? Ape vomit. #jokesters

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" #jokesters

A woman notices a gardener picking up horse droppings off the road. “What do you do with the droppings?” She asks him. Gardener: “I sprinkle it on my strawberries.” Woman: “Huh. We usually use sugar…” #jokesters

When you’re so dumb you can’t even pass basic arithmetic

I read the Trump-backed voter suppression bill, the so-called “Save America Act,” so you don’t have to. Here’s my summary. Please tell your Senators to vote NO on this abomination: 202-224-3121. TY. 1/

Pam Bondi is a psycho-bitch. Hearing her speak literally raises my blood pressure.

Excellent video. She explained things succinctly. Worth a watch.

Well *that* inspires a lot of confidence in U.S. air travel. 🙄

So, WTF is going on in the skies over El Paso, TX? 😳

Why Do Ducks Have Flat Feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why Do Elephants Have Flat Feet? To stamp out flaming ducks. #jokesters

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. #jokesters

So his kids didn’t even make it to the quarter-finals?

Did they check the tariff shelf? I’m sure there’s enough there to cover that.

I only speak English so I had trouble understanding the halftime show. What does “Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy” mean?

Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have now? Diabetes #jokesters - Don’t forget to Like, Share and Subscribe, folks. 😉 ..

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name. #jokesters

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest. That’s just how I roll. #jokesters

How did the blonde die while ice fishing? She was hit by the Zamboni. #jokesters

Didn't this pedo sexual torture young children!?

Tell the truth. Could you ever imagine Schumer doing this?

This 👇🏻

Posting on X, Newsom wrote, "Louisiana plans to sue me because I won't extradite a doctor for providing an abortion. @AGLizMurrill: Go f- yourself. California will never help you criminalize healthcare." www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Even robots hate ICE #jokesters

What font is that? Wrong answers only.

Am I the only one who sees a giant icecream scoop?

Is there a footswitch he can activate to alert the White House staff that he just shit himself or does his diaper have moisture & sound sensors that do it automatically? #jokesters

Found elsewhere: Piggy the hutt

Found elsewhere:

Relax folks. It’s OK. Schumer and Jeffries are going to make sure that ICE gets reformed. Rest assured, better training will fix this. 🙄

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… we won’t get fooled again. —GWB

So when does “just called for” become actionable reality? Otherwise, it’s just words.

Wow! The old “You should smile more” line. Women just love that. 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

Ask not how your country has squandered your money. Ask how you can give them more to misspend.

Bank Robbers: "Look, we returned half the money we stole. We are done here." Public: "But you haven't given us back all of the money. And none of you have gone to jail." Bank Robbers: "We're done here. Got it? It's over!"

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This video is now banned for US users on Tik Tok. The platform has fallen to the regime. And this is EXACTLY the kind of footage they DON’T want US citizens to see.

So, is Piggy calling the ICE goons who are carrying guns on the streets “criminals”?

Untrained ICE thugs are assaulting you, bathing you in pepper spray, throwing you to the ground and you yell “I have a gun”. How do you think that will play out? 30 bullet holes instead of 10 perhaps? GTFOH & GFY!

A blind man walks into a bar …and a chair …and a table #jokesters

Saturday’s “Words of Wisdom”: :Life is a sexually-transmitted disease. :Good health is simply the slowest possible rate at which one can die. :Death is the #1 killer in the world. #jokesters