I feel like the jelly selection at my local grocery stores has significantly decreased.

Say hello to our GDQueer mascot, Byte!! 🥰🏳️‍🌈 Byte is a goofy ahhh cybernetic stegosaur who loves to stay up late for Awful/Silly block!! #GDQueer

Kenny just asked if I wanted to add regular cider to my sparkling cider to make a "virgin mimosa."

If I were terrible, I'd be like, "Cat distribution system? How about we have such an overpopulated feral cat population that cats are suffering outdoors in abundance." (If you find a cat and you love it, what a marvel and joy.)

I am so sick and tired of people trying to neutralize GenAI by saying, "It's a tool," as if that absolves it of harm that was used to create it and the harm it is perpetuating. ESPECIALLY if they compare it to a CALCULATOR.

Kiss 👏 kiss 👏 kiss 👏

Idk maybe I should start lying and see how far that gets me

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One of the nearly nonexistent sadnesses that I have about not dating a woman is not being able to get woman-hand-sized head scratches. (Kenny chews his nails, and they are never scratch length.)

Next week!

I heard "You Might Think" by The Cars on the radio the other day, and I've never been so sure a moody acoustic woman-singing version of a song exists before in my life.

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I think part of the reason we're all so obsessed with Pedro Pascal is because he seems like the kind of man who would punch someone to protect you but then genuinely weep about it later because he hated that he had to be violent.

Want to have less menstrual cycles? Try: STRESS. (On day 64 of my cycle 🙃)

Be a community of care!!

My phone decided to go from working fine to barely functioning Friday. I had to go into the office today, & mentioned to my Real Friend coworker that I'd have to sit inside for lunch because I wouldn't know the time except "time to buy a watch." He chuckled, took off his watch, & handed it to me.

Disappointed to learn that a person I was no longer friends with seems to have disappeared from the internet so I can no longer see if she's doing poorly or not.

I simply cannot believe this bean arch is wilin' as hard as it is.

I have free will & a barely there HOA.

Something really dangerous about electronic invitations is I just send them out and then figure out major details later 😬

Everyday I text my friend to remind her to take her meds and sometimes we share photos of flowers or something funny and sometimes she's like "thanks my eye is healing well" with a photo of one eye fully swollen shut, and I'll be like WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE???

A reminder that "fit" beyond places specifically saying, "fit these specifications," is sort of a myth. I had queer vegetable poems and submitted them to a queer plant journal and got rejected twice! I remember thinking it was niche!

Not my toxic ex* showing up in my social media feeds *Brand New is playing shows again

I miss rainbow capitalism ☹️

It’s been a journey toward understanding this and I’m happy to share. White supremacy’s only goal is total annihilation. When we try to make ourselves “small” to be fit in and not be a bother or whatever, we’re actually doing white supremacy’s job.

THIS WEEK ON SEVERANCE: We might not have DEI anymore, but our friends on the show somehow have too much???

Once again mad that last year of the Biden presidency was spent depressed and spiraling in large part because my dad killed himself. A final hurrah, huh!

Spending the day hanging out* with my friends *Texting multiple group chats

This year one of them was labeled A GIRL'S FAVORITE TOY on the side lmao

Goodreads gave me a nemesis, and they must know they are my nemesis because, anytime I see them in the wild, they pretend like they don't know me. We've done MULTIPLE READINGS together.

I miss TikTok :(

Happy New Year from the Morris Lakes! Shoutout to Lucy Dacus for this unreleased song.

We are watching one of my brother and SIL's dogs while he (the dog) recovers from pneumonia since they are going on their honeymoon. They came over yesterday and left him here. Kenny pointed out that our neighbors will think we got a dog for Christmas and regretted it a week later.

Mom and I were walking out to her car, and there was a pause in our conversation, and she goes, "I hope I know when I'm dying."

A few years ago, I bought a Julie Andrew's Christmas album. When I put it on, halfway through the first side, Kenny goes, "Is it all just going to be the same woman?" And I said "Julie Fucking Andrews?????" And then we both laughed until we couldn't breathe.

Thinking about my coworker who, early pandemic, shared in a zoom that she had seen a brilliant red bird that was so beautiful and she didn't know what it was and we very quickly deciphered it was a cardinal. She is FROM the northeast. She is 20 years older than I!

Just hyped my mom up in my favorite way (reminded her how great I am)

He's moving TO FINLAND and now I need go find a new hairstylist :(

Post-bed, E> came back downstairs & had her sleeping cap that has a bauble at the end. She stands there and says "so...this fuzzy ball isn't that fuzzy anymore." Kenny says something like "& THAT'S why you're out of bed?" Elliott says, "I'm sorry if it's not a reason! That's why I'm here!"

People I Truly Can't Believe Are Still Alive: 1) Bob Dylan* 2) Dick Van Dyke *I thought Bob Dylan was DEAD until 2008 when my friend Aaron got back from summer vacation and said he saw him in concert.

90% of every business class I've ever taken is "Have you considered your coworkers and clients are humans with emotions?"

Kenny wanted me to watch Beastars so he just put on Beastars and ngl it's giving Zootopia.

Things I Would Collect If I Had a Lot of Money: 1) Novelty Purses 2) Novelty Salt and Pepper Shakers

Elliott asked me to sing into her karaoke mic, so I sang a haunting version of "Letter to an Old Poet," and she took the mic back from me and declared, "Well, that was cheap!"

Trying to not clench my jaw so hard I form a very small black hole

Jacob Elordi is tall but he's also just rail thin somehow which proportionally makes him seem significantly taller.

Just once I'd like to barge into a room full of people, declare "Where my bitches at!" and have it be well received