#katamari #onceuponakatamari

it genuinely feels like a weird dream to say my friends and I got to just. hang out with MJ. and talk about Star Trek and stuff. chilling. with my favorite director. what the hell

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie..............

there are some bands where I enjoy a ton of their songs, and the ones I don't, I just listen through anyway. but the Aquabats songs I dislike I just straight-up skip

once again I desperately feel the need to cosplay. my skillz and craftsmanship are so much stronger than the last time I did it. but who would I be

my new phone arrives tomorrow YES

I can't find the right wallpaper for my new phone so I gotta make it my damn self

my prescription came in wax paper pouches instead of plastic #sustainability #win

my Siskel and Ebert tulpas keep judging my grocery choices

HOLY SHIT I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY MY FRIDGE SMELLED SO BAD. IT WAS NATTO

skin burning

after like a year of yearning I finally ordered myself a Keitai (Japanese flip phone) yaahaahhhhhh

when looking for the right screenshot of Madagascar 3 to use in my H*talia post I found a wealth of images specifically of him crying or being sad (including from the video game). the internet is a place

finally found azelaic acid (PHARMACY STRENGTH) so umm basically saying goodbye to pimples forever

this is my mother Carlton. NO

contacting my high school for the first time since graduation to get my transcripts like HEY GUYS REMEMBER ME

yo quiero sourdough

got some hand cream that says HONEY (and banana) scented, the main picture on the tube is honeycomb, but it utterly reeks of the fakest banana stink

craving spaghetti, specifically the way my dad makes it

looking through footy scran or random restaurant bot reinforces that I have very low standards for food. as long as it doesn't look like it's gonna make me sick I'm game

not scran. the french fries look like they're made of foam

scran

scran

it's very unlucky for me that one of the biggest cry-triggers for me is someone kindly asking why I look like I'm about to cry

waiters and waitresses everywhere begging me to stop referring to soup as "my yummy slop"

the power in stopping halfway through a long youtube video and going "wait. I don't care"

do all dentists use a tiny dental equivalent of a power washer now

phone #sponsores

my tayco

my mom always talked about how she wanted to shake the president (Clinton)'s hand when she met him and was bummed he only gave an autograph and I kept this in mind when I met Rocco Botte. no autograph but a good firm "nice to meetcha" handshake. no regrets.

the ska agenda

yummy potato

PEOPLE WHO WON'T ADMIT THEIR CREEPYPASTAS/ARGS ARE FICTIONAL ARE COWARDS

Siskel & Ebert CD-i style illustration

look at this dollllll duuuuuuude

chicken so spicy it rolled over the pain counter on my canker sore so it doesn't hurt at all

my awesome evil meal. boneless because of course

a benefit of having a really inconsistent art style is that I can post art from 2018 and it isn't that out of place

tony soprano was right about cured meats

I had some spicy crispy fried chicken a couple months ago and it was so good I am still thinking about it. like it was so spicy I had to take a breath every once in awhile but kind of sweet as well, not to vinegary like buffalo wings. need that

happy pride I don't know what I am and probably never will and that's chill, dude

stupid stupiddddd boy smelly chicken house

my art output lately has been TOILET

bsky discover feed keeps giving me random accounts' "this many days sober" counts. congrats guys. but why do I see like 2 every time I go to that tab

dermatologist appointment incoming

using the 5calls app to just cry

who wil join my Sanrio cosplay group. I will be Usahana

maaaaannn I haven't cosplayed in almost 6 years huh

every time I blow my nose my ears pop. bad feeling central

YOU SAY SUMMER LOVE