A good way to make sure curses go untreated and not taken seriously is giving them silly names and building in a delay to their activation! Any meatheaded warrior is going to naturally laugh off the Curse of Motherhood after seeing it fail to do anything! ⤵️

RuinedFun finished the Nun batch with a sequence of herself picking up the Holy Bi-ble?

Big preschool teacher energy on the brain... Dressed in one of those cute aprons, contributing to the worsening regressions of the adults in my care... New "students", who were there to drop off a regressed sibling, dragging them kicking and screaming to the big hypno screen playing baby toons...

You gotta play a bit dirty, your boss always said. Don't ever tell the customers everything and don't let them read all the details of the contract. Sure, it'd make you little friends, but the money was all that mattered. You wondered where he was now, if he was in the same situation as you. ⤵️

Precision built twin plasma cannons. Custom alloyed impact armour for maximum protection of the pilot without sacrificing speed. A suite of state of the art drones to handle any ground threats and adapt to any situation. And the crown jewel of Upper Crust; the Neural Interface System. ⤵️

Watch out! There’s a new babysitter in town and she. is. mean. Marvel really cooked with this one. Fingers crossed she gets to show up again

Magic potty charts that come with a ‘daily notes’ section so that caretakers (or jealous little siblings) can make more detailed changes! “Needs double diapers due to extra large messy accidents” “Loves having full pants, hides when in need of change” “Has no idea what a ⧫︎□︎♓︎●︎♏︎⧫︎ is/how to use it”

I bet all of you want to be held like Puss in boots in shrek 2

Regression Witch overhearing an office worker frequently griping how "No-one ever tells me anything" as a silly catchphrase! Cruelly, the Regression Witch decides to hex them, distorting reality so they've always been a tiny baby that's only ever talked around! No-one needs to tell a baby anything!

Regression Witch getting pestered for playtime by her niece, but she's too busy with thinking up horrible hexes to inflict! Good thing she can just hex up a playmate out of anyone nearby! Namely you, instantly zapped to a tiny tot! And MAYBE if you do a good job of playing, you'll get turned back!

Mech pilots quite rightly fear getting hacked these days, but the most devastating tech action isn't shutting down the life support or ejecting power cores or jamming up the mech's weapons! No, it's installing a Nannybot AI into the mech! ⤵️

Good girl pilots don't touch any of the controls in the cockpit! Good girl pilots don't try to open the emergency exit! Good girl pilots don't try and resist the mind melting nursery rhymes! Good girl pilots just relax and sink into themselves and let the Nannybot virus do EVERYTHING else!

Regression Mommy doing her spring cleaning! By which she means reaching deep into your brain and cleaning away any lingering cobwebs of intelligence she may have missed the first time around since she regressed you!

reality shift magic but its done really sloppily all the underwear in your dresser being replaced with diapers, but not the ones in your washing machine. toilets replaced with changing tables, but toilet paper still under the sink. diaper pail that's empty despite being the middle of the week.

An important question to ask your partner before TFing into a dragon: Would you still love me if I was a wyrm

Never got around to posting this one but I am today! Got this adorable commission from @paddedplague.bsky.social a while back! I gotta say seeing Rainbow Star be breastfed by her idol makes me so happy! Glad that Rainbow Dash got to babysit me while @brooky-baby.bsky.social was working 🤭

gotta take a couple oops short on rent commissions;;;;; dm if interested! tos: bedsheepstos.carrd.co

Reposting this. My boyfriend was able to get a ticket, but it cost him a lot and I would very much l9ke to repay him

Precision built twin plasma cannons. Custom alloyed impact armour for maximum protection of the pilot without sacrificing speed. A suite of state of the art drones to handle any ground threats and adapt to any situation. And the crown jewel of Upper Crust; the Neural Interface System. ⤵️

Reality warping diaper-delivery van driver who shifts the reality of one, two, then three people living in that house as they set down the three different packs of... newly needed diapers on the porch.

ironically if I could label my entire account as "NSFW" voluntarily i would, and if i had a locked account, as half of this webite has been screaming for for years, we'd post lots of NSFW material only to those who wanted to see it, and it would be great. but bluesky doesn't want to do SMART things

I don't need to be "protected" from seeing porn, I need porn artists to be protected from being debanked, having their work stolen by AI, being abused for the content of their work, and going broke.

Those are some awefully big words for someone who belongs in Kobold daycare

Regression Mommy doing her spring cleaning! By which she means reaching deep into your brain and cleaning away any lingering cobwebs of intelligence she may have missed the first time around since she regressed you!

Bluesky being ran be genuinely some of the smuggest and most petulant tech liberals ever means that you can’t even complain politely to them. Any criticism or pushback to something they deem a good idea is all treated equally. The same level of condescension whether you say please or fuck you.

fuck it. woe, licking be upon ye

i need to do more art of her in color

Her name is frying pan

Good girl pilots don't touch any of the controls in the cockpit! Good girl pilots don't try to open the emergency exit! Good girl pilots don't try and resist the mind melting nursery rhymes! Good girl pilots just relax and sink into themselves and let the Nannybot virus do EVERYTHING else!

i think the scariest thing about gamedev is that if you dont make your game fast enough someone else also will

Anyways have this angry (and poopy) Freya

Mech pilots quite rightly fear getting hacked these days, but the most devastating tech action isn't shutting down the life support or ejecting power cores or jamming up the mech's weapons! No, it's installing a Nannybot AI into the mech! ⤵️

Regression Witch getting pestered for playtime by her niece, but she's too busy with thinking up horrible hexes to inflict! Good thing she can just hex up a playmate out of anyone nearby! Namely you, instantly zapped to a tiny tot! And MAYBE if you do a good job of playing, you'll get turned back!

Yeah I can make you big again little one! You'll be a 'little' rounder too but I'm sure you won't mind

"Hello and thank you for calling curses r us, how may I help you today" ". . ." "Alright, so what seems to be the issue? It sounds like the product is working as intended." "! ! !" "Well I do apologize for the inconvenience but the package was clearly labeled *perma*-pampers." ". . ."

Mmm clingy cult leader mommy who is easing you to end the world and is very handy with her daughter when showing her to her congregation. Only for when one of the few times she take you out of the compound to be attacked and lost about in the wastes of the world. This goat little fantasy atm.

Regression Witch overhearing an office worker frequently griping how "No-one ever tells me anything" as a silly catchphrase! Cruelly, the Regression Witch decides to hex them, distorting reality so they've always been a tiny baby that's only ever talked around! No-one needs to tell a baby anything!

Those training dummies sure do hit hard! Stream pics

"Bwah!" you gasped out, a smack on the back and bum making you breathe air for the first time in months. "It's a girl!" you heard the person calling you coo, and then you feel them wrapping you up like a present. N-no, this wasn't right... you weren't... "She looks just like her Mama, too!" ⤵️

Definitely love a progressive age regression of the smug babysitter and subsequent progressive age progression of the charge, inevitably ending with the sitter in crinklypants and sitting in the teasing charge's lap.

A little doodle of a character I've had in mind. Medea, apprentice of Matty. Cursed to be eternally 5 for being a little gremlin. Specializes in summoning and binding magics. Her "Staff of Fireballs" is just a little creature perched on a stick. Don't mind the cursed diapers, she sure doesn't

Another demon mishap commission for @dirtybooks.bsky.social featuring Darbie, who's made a very unfortunate mistake during a summoning. This seems to be happening more and more lately. Xelia's reeeallly going to have her hands full at this rate.

"Morning, my sweet little babies! Did you have a good nappy-wappy?" the sheep crooned down to you and your roommate, as you both groggily stirred to meet her. "Aahnaah..." you dimly burbled out - act natural, you tried to say, your little mantra to both you and your roommate. ⤵️

"Gabbbuuh!" the hatchling squealed as you walked into her house, giving you the happiest gummy smile you'd ever seen from an infant. Which was a bit of a concern given you were checking in on your ADULT friend Connie that you'd lost all communication with, to say the least. ⤵️

It's the greatest joy a teacher can feel to see their students surpass them! And while your mage mentor probably didn't expect to be surpassed by you regressing them and stealing all their magical knowledge, they seem joyous enough squishing away in the baby bouncer you left them in!

Today: NEED baby brain DON'T NEED big girl thoughts

"Bwah!" you gasped out, a smack on the back and bum making you breathe air for the first time in months. "It's a girl!" you heard the person calling you coo, and then you feel them wrapping you up like a present. N-no, this wasn't right... you weren't... "She looks just like her Mama, too!" ⤵️

Looks orange, must be curry 😈 And with @angeldragonpants.bsky.social doing her best to defuse us with the best of her toddler abilities

live your life like you were irreversibly regressed holy moly guys x///x