The dizziness you get when standing up too fast was actually added as a clever way to hide a loading screen

@babdotcom.bsky.social won't be my pickle pal :CCCCC

You're NOT looking at the Pretty Spiral? What are you talking about?! ALL your friends are looking at the Pretty Spiral! #HypnotizeYourFriends #Hypnosis

Save me Save me black bean crunchwrap

Not to harsh the vibe too bad on main but do you ever like, feel yourself staple something in yourself emotionally

Mama says you’ll just always be her baby and you just drool on the brain damaging toys no one understands and fill your cloth diapers that all dry on the line out in the yard to tell everyone she’s got a big baby on her hands.

Becoming a trad baby who gets to chew on wooden toys in the kitchen bassinet while mana cans the peaches

Tablet test drive (kept trying to use my fingers on the screen out of habit)

🐥💛✨

God I fucking love CAIN, all I wanna do is run CAIN but I’m already running a werewolf game but I want to run CAIN

Introducing the Vintage Baby Onesie! This pattern is inspired by baby items from the 1920s, all the classic nursery essentials! The light grey background has a subtle film grain that gives the whole onesie an authentic aged look 🎨 Artist: @juiceboxart.bsky.social Now available: LilComforts.com

haha, you know that thing? Love it. Can’t say what it reminds me of though maybe…something’s knees? Yeah let’s go with bees

Bab commish for @littlelumen.bsky.social with a bab fox Riley riding a Lapras at sea. Hope he stays dry during the voyage...

Dipper belongs in diapers 🙂‍↕️

Sealed in a featureless plush suit so all your plushies get to doodle and color all sorts of things on you... Giving you a blushy smile and embarrassing you to match your suit, coloring on hearts to make you so lovey and cuddly, a lock sign on your null patch and and and--

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Look who else I found🌈 #art #oc #leon #danny #abdl

does anyone remember the covenant like, the witch boy movie

oh to have a silly little treat i can eat that induces eye-crossing, knee-buckling silly accidents in my thick crinkly baby diapers

A special thing I owed a friend ~ 🩵💜🩵💜🩵⭐️🌙

Turn up and get drunk off diaper pheromones 😵‍💫💕

Mom! I told you not to call my bedtime pants the d-word! ><

People don't know this, but if you poop your pants as an adult you actually get your virginity back. It's true.

No thoughts Head empty Baby puppy 💙💙💙💙💙

We'll looks like you had another sticky mess so you're gonna have to another week. Huh, giant plushies? Constantly teasing you until you cum and you're unable to do about it because of the straitjacket? What? Its just a regular cell! Anyway, see you in the morning! For ANON

I think the funniest but most accurate superpower for me is being a very inconsistent psychi/telepath Just precognitive enough to guess a correct wordle answer, I sometimes will finish your sentence/joke, pretends to be intrusive criminal thoughts in the minds of people at self checkout

Can you put the icing on my toaster strudel? :c

Thinking of boys in diapers sleeping over and getting corrupted by your bedmessing friend.. Baited into the sleeping bag to share and cuddle, no way to get out Just hugged and paci-kissed by another boy who had his potty training ruined, sleepily smushing together 😵‍💫

You ever just squatting, having a good mess and a tiny thought runs through your head as you’re pushing and it goes “gee, I really do belong in pullups -w-” before the waistband starts tugging away with a sigh of relief following shortly after? No? Just me? Surely that can’t be true~

made myself laugh so hard i almost threw up cus i was making funny voices while dorking around with gabby's boobs m=]jhffhjfahjs

good boys: • watch their hypno spirals every day • stay locked & diapered • only make stickies in their diapers • know big boy sex will never be an option again 😵‍💫🫠

Thinking of boys in diapers sleeping over and getting corrupted by your bedmessing friend.. Baited into the sleeping bag to share and cuddle, no way to get out Just hugged and paci-kissed by another boy who had his potty training ruined, sleepily smushing together 😵‍💫

*spins a swirly wheel* Oooh, when you're sleepy you go peepee~ Sleepy peepee Sleepy peepee

Having to explain a critical part of the kink fantasy is the baby music jingle after being forced into the most embarrassing clothing for infants

Potty Training: 🚽 ...Oh wait. Let me fix that. Potty Training: 💩💩💩💩💩💩🥴🍆💦 ⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️ Let's also see... School: 🎶🔨🧪🏈🎭🎨📚🧠 Oof, let's fix that! School: 🍼🧷💤💩🍼🧷💤💩 🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩🧩 All better~

i dont think he realizes it yet chat, lmao .... i mean bwuh. uh. shut up.

(CW: Diaper messing) "Oink oink oink!" Pinkie Pie is the perfect role model for stinky girls like me 🥰 #NSFW

Idea: Success! You've faked bedwetting enough that your mom is buying you diapers! Only, she's being really supportive of it, signing up for support groups, etc. Eventually she takes you to some photo shoot? Whatever. Until a few weeks you see yourself on the pack of new 'Teen Bedwetter Pants!'

belated pun

diaper that tickles you until it's full

Maybe it's my religious trauma growing up as a deeply gay Christian teen... But having someone roleplay as my super overly friendly, coddling youth pastor who seems to think I belong in the nursery for Sunday school is... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Oh damn ah fuck um uhh jeez ahaha heck what the 🎨 Pastelcore

The aforementioned 👀 Gosh...

"trust me you dont want to know" is in the top 3 phrases that should get your internet access revoked

Me: Mom, Dad. This is Jake. Baby, these are my abductive parents Mom: *clears throat* Me: These are my adoptive parents

Im so glad I got to experience taco rice as a child, thank you for my fucking life taco rice

Hearing that 𝘊𝘓𝘐𝘊𝘒, mind going blank. Big self gone night-night 'til they're needed again. Clumsily stripping, clothes strewn across the entryway. Toddling forward a few hesitant steps before dropping to hands and knees. Squishing your diapee. Giggling. Dumb-drooly-happy. Back where you belong.

A daily reminder from your baby self - your 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 self - that maturity is a privilege. That big you is just a proxy, marking time 'til you're back in the nursery. That even if you hear about peers having normal, mature lives, it's because they're grownups. Earned their adulthood. They deserve it.