If Mike Norvell had to fill out a year end review for himself like in the corporate world: * Had a 1000 yard WR * Doubled conference win total from prior year * Won more than 2x the number of games from prior year * 5-2 home record * Consistent away record * Beat probable SEC Champ

I still do not understand how this FSU team is this f'ing bad away from Doak. It should be studied for future coaching generations.

When I play NCAA 26, I get excited when I play teams using a 3-3-5 defense because I run all over them. I appreciate DJ coming back--I wish the team could have played better for him but he should get his money in the draft.

I bet $5 (which was basically a birthday bonus bet from the app) on NC State over FSU and I had been never more confident in a bet.

Fire everyone

Here’s my breakdown of EA’s pending sale… to Saudi Arabia… and why this is much, much bigger than video games. I’m late to this from a ‘news’ perspective obviously, but it’s because I worked on this video for about a month. youtu.be/yOzFyrRH_sw

Why does the guy in the 4Patriots emergency meal and generator commercials look like he lives off the emergency meals and a generator.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

"Vaccines will help save your life, and we will just give them to you for free" "They have microchips and kill more than they save, pass." "GLP-1s were created for one purpose but it looks like they help lose weight but we don't know the long-term..." GIVE IT TO ME I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE FOR IT

Yahoo finance reporting that layoffs in October were the worst they've been in over 20 years, and in the same breath you see that 75% of Tesla stockholders approved a $1 trillion package for Musk. Unreal.

YouTubeTV has suggested to me to sign up for the ESPN app if I want to see sports on "Disney channels":

It's amazing when people finally realize that a person that lies 100% of the time is, in fact, a liar.

What a sports day. Clemson, Miami and Florida all lose and FSU wins. Good sleeping tonight.

Good lord this FSU defense is terrible. And I'm not even watching.

@sickoscommittee.org ALERT. I'm at the Akron/Miami OH game and with 10 minutes left in the half we are scoreless with a turnover, 3 punts and a missed FG. #MACTION

Kevin Stefanski and Shedeur Sanders:

So my college is doing a new search for a president, and one of the people on the committee is from The Heritage Foundation and not a single POC on the committee either. I pointed this out to both my alumni rep, and also to the school itself, and crickets. I'll donate my money elsewhere, thanks.

Amazing timing here:

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains

Jesus this Steelers defense is worse than last year. And Broderick Jones needs to never see the field again.

So happy Dalton is back #AEWCollision

social media gold

Doctors I trust more than RFK, Jr.

New quarterback Tommy Castellanos led a punishing rushing attack for Florida State with 78 yards and a touchdown as the Seminoles stunned No. 8 Alabama 31-17 on Saturday, ending the Crimson Tide’s streak of 23 straight wins in season openers.

WOMEN IN STEM

The same dumbasses that refused to take vaccines b/c they "have microchips to track us" will be the first in line to get a government sponsored "fitness wearable".

I disconnected my Xfinity service like a month ago b/c we moved. It took 6+ phone calls to do it. Then I get an email today stating that if I don't pay my balance I'm going to collections. My balance is 0.00 according to them. The rep tells me that the bill hasn't been generated yet so "don't worry"

I watch AEW for the plot. The plot:

RFK Jr says autistic people can't contribute to society, but people also defended Elon on the whole Ratzi salute by saying it was because of autism. So I'm very confused.

It certainly looks like Elon Musk’s henchmen stole all the data from the agency which protects workers rights, tried to cover it up, and then threatened to kill the guy who blew the whistle on it.

I stg I have never gotten as much attention from Xfinity after I've canceled service. Their customer service is a joke, but if you try to cancel, they will come short of jerking you off to keep you. We moved, and I told them this MULTIPLE TIMES but they keep calling me to ask why I canceled. jfc

Just a random thought--if I was 6' 3" tall and weighed 224 lbs, I would be considered overweight and close to obese by the government-backed science known as BMI. #DumpyTrumpy

An innocent man, picked up by “mistake,” must not be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail. Mr. President. Obey the courts. Obey our Constitution. Bring him home immediately.

The Young Ones S1E1 Real Genius Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Reacher S3E6-8

Why does every Trivago guy look like someone they just pulled off an 18 hour flight.

When is someone going to take the TV remote away from Grandpa because he doesn't understand how to work it.

The funniest thing in the world would be for folks to stop using social media for news and communications and go back to newspapers and town square meetings. The elected idiots have shown if they can't control the narrative they run away.

UFC/TKO doing their part to try and rollback protections as well: combatsportslaw.com/2025/04/09/u...

The Louvre. Hang it somewhere in there.

Stupid is as stupid does. There is a reason companies save to hard media and send offsite. DOGE = Dumbshits Officially Governing America

New York Fucking City. A full mile of people filled to the brim. Fascism is going to lose.

Some nice protests going on this morning in Columbus, Ohio but you'd never know it watching the news #Resist #FDT #FoxtrotDeltaTango

Y'all... The M3GAN 2.0 trailer is hilariously awesome 😂😂😂 Wouldn't mind seeing Joe Bob host one of these one day! youtu.be/IYLHdEzsk1s?...

Me after I killed a family of 5 for their eggs so I could have deviled eggs on Sunday.

Sucked to get up this morning to read about Val Kilmer passing. He was great in everything, but Real Genius, Top Secret, and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang are standouts for me. Among other 80s movie characters, Chris Knight was a big influence on me. RIP. "I think it was Socrates who once said, I drank what?"

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