it pays to have a library card. they let you warch iron giant for free

iron giant was so good in a theater. happy borkday @thelocaldog.bsky.social

Want to avoid explosive diarrhea? Pass it on

something from the vault ALITTLEMESS/TAPEDUMP [2021]

either this or the roberta bobby /r/cigarettes one

at least I got to dance the night away

sure wish last friday didnt happen

talking to my dad about pickles

i really do every day have to resist getting into my huge stash of liquor bottles and become a drunk piece of shit. it would be so easy

do not kill yourself. chilis will save you. i have to believe

Well hello there darling

Waffle House doesn't have the diarrhea lettuce.

there's only one thing that could save the games industry, only one game that would resonate with the people of the USA in this moment, and that is a AAA remake of Don't Shit Your Pants www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

ETERNAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

ANOTHER (LIKELY WORSE) WORLD AWAITS

SO TIRED OF SEEING STARS

STILL, NICE TO FEEL SOMETHING.

SOMETHING CLOSE TO ROMANCE

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i am genuinely pissed at getting told a relationship wont fix my problems. so shut the fuck up and help me. im sick of being miserable. if there's SOME FUCKING WAY OUT of this absolute JOKE of a life i keep living for some reason THEN COME FUCKING HELP ME.

so shut the fuck up before you possibly tell me a relationship wont fix my problems. my problems. right now. are being absolutely miserable being single. every fucking day. you know what would fix that? a relationship! wow! this is like telling people money wont buy happiness dude

so at this point i have genuinely concluded im stuck in some sick prank of a life that wont allow me any of the happiness I actually want. despite my efforts. my life is a joke and i am forbidden. FOR FUCKING BIDDEN. from having a happy relationship. do we all get it now? its never gonna change

i do not. fucking. hate myself. i despise the circumstances that will not fucking change for me. no matter what the actual fuck i do. no one is going to suddenly pop out and say "hi btw ive been here the whole time and Im extremely your type and here to offer a committed relationship to you"

"you need to work on yourself" i have I have i have i have i still AM NOW. i had plenty of time to get ready for a fucking relationship and I only want to move forward to the next steps in my life and stop getting kicked back to square fucking one. jesus fucking christ. let's all listen this time

I keep getting dismissed when i tell friends a relationship will fix so many of my problems. well guess what! my therapist isnt shooting the idea down! there's merit to it! so maybe we all fucking listen to me when i talk about how miserable i am being single.

i, quite literally, have no one i reciprocate feelings with. i have no one who has a crush on me who id date. and also, let's remember! im not allowed to ever be happy, so this will never happen to me anyway. no matter how much i bitch about it. it doesnt matter if i do it in private or public

people seem to think im being dramatic or "just upset" when i tell them i want to be fucking loved more than anything. im not okay being single and im not okay being alone. fucking. listen. to. me.

no one can convince me at this point to chin up. oh life will get better. i have yet to see this. the only thing that will make my life better is a committed relationship and no one fucking listens to me when i say this. i am so sick of not being heard

i suppose i will just have to live my life in misery and accept that as hard fact lmfao

let the record show i am not allowed to be happy and it keeps getting proven time and time again, no matter what i do. no matter how i try and make my life better. I reached this conclusion already and its been shoved in my face once again

thinkin about Quiznos Lucina

clever but morose phrasing informing everyone its gonna be a second before i answer most messages

oc thread 2026 not comprehensive, just posting the ones i've been thinking about most often all characters have a human au version for the purposes of playing toys with friends #ocs

uBlock origin to the fucking rescue Add this to your custom filters to get around this bullshit gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2...

Going to taco bell #again

please help me get "who got the hooch" out of my head

choking on my own spit right now AMA

New Hiroyuki Imaishi x Studio Trigger project : youtu.be/61MpZ0pzqH0 + New Evangelion series at Khara / English teaser : youtu.be/Qez1zaS6I5o = Gainax Nostalgia 🧓

ENOUGH

Up until the Switch 2 direct where they revealed Chapters 3+4 this gif was my only frame of reference for Deltarune

The artbook "Groundwork of FLCL" is finally being reprinted. Coming next month. Pre-orders >> www.catsuka.com/shopping/ind...

I briefly worked at quiznos and people would come in just to tell us they didn't like these commercials and then leave without buying anything

having night rice

@cellmate.bsky.social my friend doesnt believe me about the minion head. can u post proof rq

if i were to continue drawing personal vent art right now and post it some of you would be uh worried

found a cute chicken

Never did I think I would see a cure for sickle cell in my lifetime. A friend of mine in fifth grade died from this disease. My parents kept me home from the funeral because they thought I was too young to handle it. Modern science is a miracle. www.wafb.com/2026/06/23/n...