Nintendo didn’t like fat so now our new name is BigFlabbySeaCows 😁

Unfortunately, Nep2ne left the BFSC stickers in the laundry after Riptide 2025... These stickers are now 0-2 to washing machines following a major. As a team, we do not think we can reverse sweep this result.

We got top 24 in Main Bracket and 3rd in Collegiate Crews! GGs to everyone! We appreciate all the love and support we’ve gotten in the past few days❤️ Now we take a break so we can play silk sonic and rivals 🤩 (Also if anyone has videos/pics of us on main stage do send them!) #compsplatoon

Working on something for my beloved @bfsc.bsky.social teammates 👀💖 #splatoon

We got 🥇in Hammerhead! GGs and see yall at riptide! Thanks to @fr0sta.bsky.social for subbing! 🥳 Mini: redneck dad Toto: lesbian baller daughter Frosta: Emo washed daughter Lux: Nerdmaxxed creature child Nep2ne: Adopted One big happy family 😁

I forgot to announce our social… but we’re going to Riptide 🎉🎉🎉 bfsc will be competing in the main bracket with our current roster and the CCA side bracket with Fox! Will be also heading out our lovely stickers again so be sure to grab one! (I’m using the same sticker photo tee hee) #compsplatoon

COMING TO YOU LIVE AT RIPTIDE NEXT FRIDAY, 2 OF THE WORST SPELLERS ON THE PLANET: @wak-spl.bsky.social VS @minipiplup.bsky.social THE SPELLING BEE BY THE GOLDEN GORILLA (HOPEFULLY) HOSTED BY YOURS TRULY TIME TBD COME OUT AND SEE WHO IS THE BEST OF THE WORST

We played in Miku Miku Beam last night, idk what place we got but GGs to everyone!! 🥳 #compsplatoon

Keeping the Low Ink Banned certificates tradition alive at Riptide. I still have 13 certs left over from last year (date will be wrong). 3 teams already dmed me to reserve theirs • Must be Low Ink banned • Certs written to teams only, not individual players • Must shake my hand and take a picture

Me when I forgot to post last night 🤩 We got Great White in SOS! GGs to everyone 🎉 #compsplatoon

Account isn’t dead, washed bfsc got 4th in hammerhead! GGs to everyone! 😁🎉 #compsplatoon

Erm we got FIRST in mako… we do be a bit silly sometimes! Still ggs to everyone! 🥳

We got 2nd at Anarchy NoVA @anarchynova.bsky.social! GGs to every team and thanks to the TOs for hosting! It was an amazing event to attend 🥳 Lux: got to go to round 1 after :3 Toto: Zooka triple funny moment Havoc: the yeller Mini: you can’t even see me on the other side :(

Me when I’m late to announce this, but we’re going and competing at Anarchy NoVA! We’ll be handing out our logo stickers there 🥳 #compsplatoon

We got top 8 in CCA Booyah Bowl All Stars!! Fun event to get invited too!GGs to everyone!!🥳 Lux: oh deeer Mini & Toto: played turf war in s2 Fox: had hammer sounds above him the whole tourney

Missed the reveal stream? Well, we got this amazing graphic that shows all 16 teams competing in Booyah Bowl All Stars 🌠! Check out all of the action tomorrow starting at 1pm ET/10 am PT on CCA Twitch and YouTube!

WyVeRN soars through bracket and managed to finish 4th at GOML 2025! Ggs to everyone at the event as it was one of our favorite LANs! @wak-spl.bsky.social = I AM THE REAL CURIOUS GEORGE @vividdy.bsky.social = vBlast arc @welikerice.bsky.social = Fake cooler player Nep2ne = gamer lean into popoff

WyVeRN got 9th in SoS 191! Ggs to everyone we faced! See you at GOML in 2 weeks! @wak-spl.bsky.social = NO MY LAUNDRY @vividdy.bsky.social = I HATE THE RAIN @welikerice.bsky.social = Go to Booyah Bay! @nep2ne-tv.bsky.social = Cheeks are strong! @saypil.bsky.social = Goated sub

Great sos run 😄

Congratulations to our SAC Season 10 Winners! 🥇 DistInkt 🥈 Tidal Disruption 🥉 Big Fat Sea Cows A huge thank you to everyone who contributed this season: SAC credits below! youtu.be/moF_76Z25oE

Seed 11 got 3rd 🥉 place in SAC Finals!! GGs to everyone!🥳😱 Nep2ne: cause you didn’t lose r1 hammerhead with plus players Mini: almost trolled rm Toto: *falls off map* ok welp, GGs! Let’s ff Lux: gotta have the bad so you appreciate the good u know Wak: bro’s not the team #compsplatoon

Yippee team spotlight! 😱 Check it out and thanks to production for making it 😎

Coming in as our 11th seed for the SAC Season 10 Finals is @bfsc.bsky.social! Featuring Mini, Nep2ne, TotoStar, Lux, & wak! Join us on Saturday, June 14th at 10am PT for the conclusion of Season 10! youtu.be/C5pgdJJPYyg

Me when I forgot to post last night 🤪 We got top 8 in SOS, GGs to everyone 🥳 #compsplagtoon

We got top 8 again in SAC! GGs to everyone and thanks to Wak for subbing. Nep2ne: Toto: *gets asked question* “nyum nyum nyum” Mini: this was sad for both of us Wak: youtu.be/dqUdI4AIDF0?...

We played in SOS and got great white! GGs to everyone!! Lux: the jumper Nep2ne: the yapper Toto: On Marvel Rivals frame 1 after we finish Mini: so sendou?

We’re alive after our little break and got top 8 in SAC! GGs to everyone 🥳 Mini: wait I forgot we have to play maps Nep2ne: can I get a quad next time I go the candy store? Toto: how many ants can kill you? Lux: in awe of the stupid things Mini and Nep2ne said

We got 4th in this CCA Season!! GGs to everyone! That’s it for BFSC for CCA! (unless an invitational happens) As Toto, Mini, and Lux are graduating 🎉 Lux will probably come back cause they’re getting their Master! Glad to represent VCU and be part of CCA 😎

We’re all tired and played SOS and got hammerhead or something. Half of our set had dcs are we the problem? 🤨 GGs to everyone! 🎉

The last two qualifiers for the LAN Championship Showdown have wrapped up! Congratulations to the following from New InkLAN #4 by @nesquids.bsky.social for winning and accepting their bid! @stormttek.bsky.social @miner49err.bsky.social @nep2ne-tv.bsky.social @wren143.bsky.social (1/2)

THAT’S A WRAP ON NEW INKLAN 4!!!!! 🥇 Z Tier Players 🥈 Mulberry 🥉 BSU Grizztaco Z Tier Players will be representing us at the Lan Championship Showdown! Please make sure to support them! Thank you all for making this another great event! See you soon!

In a very intense set, we lost to Death Roll going 4-5 against to them!! GGs to them! We try to go for third place😎 And unfortunately we didn’t make it to LUTI playoffs losing to the tiebreaker, still an amazing week having 4 different matches to play and we made it to the end!

We our last LUTI match this week going 5-1 against Paranoia!! GGs to them 🎉 We have a record of 4-1 and waiting to see if we made playoffs! Really proud we did well in division 3 😊

We won our second set of the week going 5–1 against The Slurp. It’s is good. GGs to them! 🥳🥳 Squiderman is behind us, we need to find his pages

LUTI reschedule week has started. Our first match against Serves Up happened and we won going 5-4 reverse sweeping! GGs to them! 🎉🎉🎉 Sunday we had our week 5 match against Surf’n Turf losing 0-5! GGs to them!

We got invited to The Jauntlet 2: Auntie Edition and we won one game! 😎 GGs to everyone 🥳🥳

We reverse sweep and won our match, 5-4 against UCSD Esports Gold!! huge GGs to them! Fox: I’m not even from this pack Toto: “You’re a delta, you’re not even a part of my pack” Mini: guess I’m a delta :(( Lux: ΘΔ?

CCA time! We won against Death Roll going 4-3! GGs to them! We onto playoffs yippee

Woah, we won UNCG Spartan Inkvitational LAN! GGs to everyone !! 🥳 Huge thanks to them for hosting this amazing event! 🎉

We won our cca match against Central Michigan going 4-1! GGs to them 🥳🥳 I forgor about quotes so have an out of context: "I want his eyes to look straight" -Toto #compsplatoon

Dibs got first 🥇in Silver Bracket of MIKU MIKU BEAM!!! #8 GGs to everyone! 🎉 Mini: I went negative 😡 Wyatt: Changed my splash tag for the BIG title finally Lux: decav stocks down Wak: WIPER STOCKS UP

I remember this time! we won our week 2 match against GMU Patriots and we lost our week 1 match against Splatlanders! GGs to both! Lux: monter hunter Havoc: *squid bags* “AHAHAHAHAAAAAA” Mini: I finally died :(( Toto: sent weird dog pic

Wow we won one set in Battle 4 BIPOC II, we’re so cool! GGs to everyone! Wyatt: why does everyone have a gold badge Nep2ne: “is Ghandi a person of color?” (Nep2ne is Indian btw) Mini: I got one kill on eliter 😄 Lux: the only one reasonable here Toto: has a Trefoils stash

Whoever is tonypizza6833 in twitch chat join our discord. We have a special role just for you! discord.gg/6EwZNAxpcZ

We went 5-1 against Birthday Cake! GGs to them! Lux: kept humming rhythm game music Toto: “My eyeballs, my eyeballs, my eyeballs they burn” Mini: notice how everyone has a team tag in the lobby expect Nep2ne 😡 Nep2ne: splash gaming Wyatt: I played in the warmup 🙂

Week 1 kicks off with two broadcasts tonight! On SplatoonTourney: 8:00pm ET [D5] Save Øur Squids vs. Freedoｍ 9:00pm ET [DX] Floaters Grab a Life Vest! vs. Facade 10:00pm ET [D3] Big Fat Sea Cows vs. Birthday Cake www.twitch.tv/splatoontour...

Chat I may forgot about this account, but we got div 3 for LUTI! 🎉

We went 6-4 in speed ladder! GGs to everyone 🥳🥳 Nep2ne: The nail biter Toto: if you want me to love you, you need to not bite your nails Mini: my dog went under the bed guys Lux: return to wiper

We got Top 8 in MIKU MIKU BEAM!!!! #2 GGs to everyone!! Thanks to Frosta for subbing 🎉 Lux: rapid fumble/lock-in oscillation Mini: does it count if I have Miku Miku beam emote? @fr0sta.bsky.social: Miku Toto: the real Miku fan #compsplatoon