IGNORE THAT

I can't play horror games by myself because I'm a scaredy cat, but I love watching someone else play them. Ideally from behind a blanket.

I still feel like de cuckstoel is unfairly maligned, I love sitting there

WHY ARE ALL MY OOMFS SUDDENLY IN ASIA

just found this vinyl somewhere. what a shame he died so young!

Wdym "to what end", isn't memorising useless facts everyone's favourite thing??

If the UK finally got ID cards via the backdoor as a "pothole reporting mechanism" I'd die laughing

Look what we have here then.

For the doubters on this place: he IS taller than me

My favourite thing about this (old) Reddit thread about how to respectfully store your flag was the 100+ photos in the replies of people’s flags, shoved in crumpled Albert Heijn carrier bags and chucked in junk-filled cupboards.

my hobby today: memorizing every stop on the Yamanote line in order

The goat is stroking his beard after reading this very fun quantitative post about #dnd products: www.enworld.org/threads/how-... Check it out!

CHOTINER: So as I understand it, your argument is that you couldn't break your soldier's oath to the Fuhrer? GERMAN GENERAL: Honor would not stand for it. CHOTINER: What confuses me, though, is that you swore the same oath to the Weimar Republic.

Good morning followers and friends let us turn this day into a success hashtag inspirational hashtag morningmotivation hashtag wfhsotouchinmyself

episode 2 of new season of Jet Lag... GENERATIONAL... 10/10

I don't wanna work I wanna play my game : (

Love the bit where you're just starting out in a new game and so want to collect literally everything you see. Like yes, it is vital I pick up *all* these clamshells.

OK joking aside I was going to try and create someone very unique and interesting but I ended up falling for the oldest trick in the book (making my character fuckable)

Creating a character that has the "Chancellor of the Exchequer" background

Both Oblivion Remastered and Baldur's Gate on sale, can only buy one, which one? Aaaaaah

Loving the spells in Shadowdark so far

Also: recs for movies set during the Age of Sail please (yes I have seen Master and Commander)

I am eating less! Not in an effort to lose weight! But because I cannot afford as much food!

The rapture? Yes bro, I'm enRAPTURED by your beautiful eyes

ohhhhhhhhhh it's a typo, we're expecting a RAPTOR not a RAPTURE

Recommendations for video games with naval battles please (especially Age of Sail era)

The US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Lmao, that last line ORANJE BOVEEEEN

it is 9.08 in the morning i am in the office and i already have 17 wiki tabs on naval battles open

There’s a lighthouse keeper dressed up as a goat and convinced he is one too 🐐

DnD one-shot update: a precocious (and profoundly untalented) actress tried to persuade a stirge not to suck her blood because she's HIV-positive. The stirge didn't believe her.

i want a scrub daddy but they don't have them here : (

extremely likely that the next British oomf to visit me will be asked to bring me a physical copy of the Pirate Borg rulebook x

Does make you wonder where the concept of Rainy London comes from

What video game do you consider perfect?

Important: there is a pub in Holborn where a cat wears a ruff. His name is The General

state of our DnD party:

wait I am reading now that making your bed in the morning is bottom behaviour apparently??

same, although I admit I forget to post on here a bit more easily than elsewhere take heart in the fact that, even if I am silent here, I am LOUD on the other place

I love to post. I was born to post man. it just comes naturally to me. I can do all kinds of posts. I can do a bunch of em a day. it's normal for me to post

Won't be in London for a little while so simply inviting everyone I know In London over to mine and it has surprisingly been working so far

oomfies what elaborate stories about me have you made up in your heads?

not RAYE tickets going on sale next week when I've already spent too much on them this month... and then *also* for a show in February? Pick a different month, everyone!

good morning Friday morning

Has anyone else struggled with Whatsapp Web since the recent upgrade? It keeps logging me out, sometimes multiple times a day.

cock rings:

what is going to happen is EARNESTNESS, look away if you're not ready final warning here goes: I am so, so happy I have found a new hobby in TTRPGs over the past year. It is the first time where I can say a specific *thing* is my hobby.

I like how Pirate Borg makes the British look suitably demonic

I *may* have had some wine so who knows what's going to happen next

ok let's find out @sentimentbot.bsky.social