it only took her 19 years to figure it out

All of my hobbies are just different ways of dissociating. How do I get the old me back 😭

I hope my sister never dies because I will miss getting texts like "No screen old plane"

first time shopping at Coles in ages and they've done some extra annoying things to the self checkouts fuck you Coles this is just a small piece of pumpkin is my singlehood a red flag to you why have I had time to write this whole post while waiting for a staff member to verify this pumpkin fuck you

no way i just woke up to taylor using ai generated videos as part of these easter egg games. that’s actually pissing me off so bad rn

the new taylor swift album is so evil and sinister

This is SO counter to most people's experience but I'm really thriving in a job where my time and output are constantly monitored. I have no time management skills I need to outsource this

I hate sports. I hate motorsports. I hate Formula 1. Cancel it

I need to change everything about me! I will do it bit by bit

I want a slutty little Honda Civic

Happy father's day to my father Armando Christian Pérez

Viterra is now Bunge!

Here's how Taylor Swift can still come out (1/?)

huge week for 35 year olds!! we can get engaged, return to F1, die in a workplace incident,

We may have our differences, but at the end of the day when we take off our pillow cases we all have upsettingly yellow pillows

I feel kind of patriotic about how vicoads uses 'rego'

🚨 i don't want to get up

Oscar Piastri

GILTS (God I Love Taylor Swift)

experiment: delete tinder for 18 months then reply

the constant push-and-pull between feeling comfortable or looking sexy 😩

today I had to go to a mediation with HR after I had a fight with a colleague over a whiteboard. it was like going to the year level coordinator's office. but we were adults and we shared about our neurodivergence and how it clashes and now we're being extremely a pleasure to have in class

I have to come clean. I don't like when the fantasy book has a tenebrous prologue with some hooded figure doing mysterious shit in the past

good morning

SLUTTINESS TEST: how many Bluetooth devices are saved in your phone

bro I have to really seriously never drink again 💀💀💀

I think in our case we need to take it up to Diderot levels. #NoKings

holly jones

5 years ago with my friend Holly we used to own the Tote and now I don't know anyone here

why is this symbolic worker lowkey serving cunt

I know I'm having a positive impact at my office because my whole team has adopted my approach of badgering management with facts and numbers

Day 11 working in admin at a traffic management company: I still like it

Slimelords #147 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩👁️🟩👁️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⚫🟩🤌🟩

I love Taylor Swift's little games with her fans. Of course she's sending coded messages through 26% off her merch

now that I'm one month into remission from depression I can confirm that dark night of the soup can go for 4 years

13 years ago today, Icona Pop released “I Love It” feat. Charli xcx.

I've made this really cool playlist that I listen to in the car every day. It's tracks 7-12 of Fearless by Taylor Swift, then the whole of Is This It by The Strokes. It's perfect

my ex's twin sister always watches my ig stories the moment i post them .... is she in love with me

my melbourne boys adam b and oscar p struggling today 🥀

they deleted the 151st federal seat. there's no more Mew politician. it ends at Mewtwo 🥀

on a personal level I am so thrilled to see the Big Toothbrush being praised on national TV. I'm close friends with the toothbrush strategist. I had nothing to do with it of course but seeing our niche brand of humour affect the discourse is doing things to me

I have used WhatsApp every day for 14 years and some of my friends have never used WhatsApp at all

PIAS-THREE 🏆 Three race wins secured this season by Oscar Piastri 🙌 #F1 #SaudiArabianGP

recently i was ranting about my psychiatrist at a social event. only afterwards did i discover that one of the people i was conversing with is a psychiatrist also. I keep thinking about this

oh my god I LOVE drinking water

starting my traffic management career on Monday 🛑🥵✋

I just inhaled some water and thought maybe I would die at home alone and my first thought was oh no my room is so messy

hyperfixation so bad that instead of taking the tram home I got off and walked a lap of albert park. wearing slides. with no headphones