Tapering off antidepressants after more than a few years of use feels really strange because you can actually feel emotions and sexual desire returning to your being.

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.

Remembering the days when an impromptu boner used to wake me up in the early hours of the morning as opposed to heartburn.

Omg, what the Katherine Zeta Jones in 'Entrapment' is going on?

I have wine, cheese and The Golden Girls box set. Nothing else required for a perfect Friday evening!

New trailer out for #PillionMovie and if you are quick... in the darts playing scene... you even see me playing darts with Alexander Skarsgård!! Whoop, whoop!!

I really want to adopt a dog, but looking at all the dogs who need good homes i'm currently seeing in shelters is leaving me slightly heartbroken at the end of each search.

Bari Weiss is at CBS for 2 reasons only: 1) Work at the pleasure of thin skinned, racist billionaires who demand the world worship their alleged brilliance. 2) Crush any attempt to humanize Palestinians and write honest stories about Israel's genocide and occupation.

"My name's Kitty. I could have married, I've given gallons of blood and I can't stomach whelks, so that's me for you." RIP Patricia Routledge.

I'm boycotting so many streaming platforms at this point i'm gonna need to go up into the attic and dust off my DVD collection.

Waiting for my break pads to be replaced at the garage; i always feel so awkward in hyper masculine spaces like this.

It was a HUGE victory. The audience were definitely satisfied.

Carlos needs to step up and make something special happen here because nobody deserves to be subjected to Andrew Castle for this length of time. #Wimbledon

This is painful viewing for a championship final. #Tennis #Wimbledon

I'm sure this heat is making me delirious because i just nearly paid £300 to buy a fan from Dyson.

The commentators always seem to make excuses for Djokovic when he's losing instead of just giving credit to the superior player on that day. #Wimbledon

Colleague: what did you do at the weekend? Me: Spent my weekend napping during the afternoons and trying to find a suitable indoor tree to compliment the mise-en-scène of my living space.

The gays really let Katy B down; she deserves so much more than a spot singing to this lot on #LoveIsland

Laid naked in bed with a fan pointed directly at me and it still feels hotter than Satan’s taint in this room.

Mother has arrived!

I'm convinced the lady on the till was flirting with me until she clocked the 3 bottles of Dolly Parton's rose wine amongst my shopping.

The only way my niece seems to want to communicate with me these days is through tik-tok videos, and as a geriatric millennial, i'm struggling.

Alcaraz is something else! The way he was able to raise his level, save match points and go on to win in 5 tight sets. *chef's kiss* #FrenchOpenFinal

Summer is hard when your body, like mine, is designed for Winter.

Wine on a Sunday evening!? Well, i have got a week off work now...

The EBU currently #eurovision

Ms Malta understood the assignment; she said i see the gays i will be feeding them tonight!. #Eurovision

Germany ordered Charli xcx from Wish and sent her to conquer #Eurovision.

I enjoyed Latvia. Although i'm not sure if they're singing that song to entertain me or put a curse on me. #Eurovision

I've got an exam at 9am this morning. I've had about 4 hours sleep & i'm fuelled by caffeine and anxiety.

Slightly late to work this morning as the neighbour's cat came to sit on my knee on the step for a stroke. The frequency of a cat's purr does something to my brain which relaxes me instantly. 10/10, would recommend! Of course i told my supervisor it was my shit car that wouldn't start.

I was wondering why Cara Delevingne was presenting the #Eurovision semi-final until I put my glasses on.

Curious about the tackification of the Oval Office, I skimmed the official White House photo feed. As it turns out, the gold elements in the room were added slowly, not all at once. Photos in my (free to read) newsletter. s2.washingtonpost.com/camp-rw/?tra...

Why do i find gyms such an anxiety provoking space? I suddenly feel like a tubby gay teenager again trying to avoid PE lessons at school.

Just watched the latest episode of The Last of Us and i would like to announce i'll be spending the next few months in mourning.

Hope you're all having a wonderful Saturday. Take time this weekend to heal your soul and your hole before a new week emerges full of new possibilities.

Shout out to the man at the gym wearing black shorts on the spin bike with a cheeky testicle who refuses to be hidden away.

I started playing Marvels Rivals and i feel Storm, Emma Frost, Hela and Wanda Maximoff should be reserved for gay players only.

Just started watching The Last of Us season 2. Pedro Pascal is just...

Is that why they were only up there for 5 minutes?

When guys on Grindr ask 'What are you into?'

I was at the train station earlier eavesdropping on some men in posh suits talk about markets, stocks, shares, long bonds, etc. It was the language of rich people. I feel like this is a foreign language i should learn moving forward.

The 'popular with friends' tab on Bluesky is quite perilous to navigate at work. A random man's gaping maw suddenly appeared on my phone just as my nosey boss was hovering over my shoulder at the watercooler.

relatedly:

Me on Monday when my work colleague asks ‘So, what did you get up to over the weekend?’

The superior Mystique.

"What explains the connection between Hooters waitresses and young gay men? Perhaps these women — so often stigmatized as almost sex workers, so accustomed to society’s sidelong glances — see kindred spirits in the boys" Why Dads Take Their Gay Sons to Hooters www.nytimes.com/2025/03/23/o...

I watched #Adolescene today, not knowing anything about it other than the title, and i was sobbing into my Snuggie by the 4th episode. The best TV/streaming series i've watched in years. Deserves to be showered with awards!

People who follow & then unfollow two days after you've refollowed them in some sad attempt to boost to their follower count are the worst. I see you, Erika! Leave that shitty behaviour on Twitter, don't bring it to BlueSky.