sup dudes and dudettes

Live look at me trying to get literally anything done

Guys, I'm in tears. youtu.be/5YS5E1LgBxc?...

Can we just admit that we NEED immigrants for our economy to run, from agriculture to high tech? We’re a goddamn nation of immigrants, aren’t we? Let’s be proud of our immigrant heritage!

Stoners, let me improve your weekend: Someone uploaded their personal VHS recording of SIX HOURS of MTV's 1994 Beavis & Butt-head Moron-athon on @archive.org with commercials, Liquid TV & misc MTV shows: archive.org/details/beav... I just quickly scanned it & found this hilariously dorky DOOM 2 ad:

My son made a YouTube cartoon, and it made me laugh. It might make you laugh, too. youtu.be/su5GqWnMwJ4?...

The remix this video so truly needed

I think it rained enough today to cover the three month drought

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam

NARRATOR: "Soft squeeze is a gentle, effective laxative designed to work with your body; not against it." MUSIC: 🎶 that was when I ruled the world 🎶 Yeah, that tracks.

OHHHH you wanted THE BOOOOK. My bad.

What the hell is a meme coin? And can you imagine reading this headline like 10 years ago?

Such a badass song #kinggizzard

🎶I’m blue, a new bee I would fly a new bee I would fly a new bee I would fly🎶

Honk if you see this

Welp, it was a good bare-faced run but apparently I need help seeing 🤓

Yeah let’s tell that band specifically not to sing the part where they say “fk you I won’t do what you tell me.” They’ll be on board, no worries 😅

These never get old.

Classic.

Who's ready for thanksgiving?

Dude when the fuck did RFK Jr. become an authority figure on literally anything?

What movie is this from? Wrong answers only.

The 90s were rad

Where’s all my #metal people at 🤘

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

recap: man decides to spend $44B on an already successful social media platform because he was concerned about "free speech" and bots. He charged people to use it. He allowed hateful, banned accounts back on while running it into the ground. And now that guy is in charge of gov't efficiency. 🧐

Season 6 of #CobraKai is insane, need moar!

Celtics win! Patriots not so much 😬

#GeologyJokesRock 🤘🏻

Anytime I fire up this app I immediately get this song stuck in my head

I just read on the other app that the girl who played Carol Anne in the Poltergeist movies didn’t really die but instead grew up to be Marjorie Taylor Greene. I like it here.

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

Yessss @toolmusic.bsky.social is here. Happy Birthday Justin!

What happened here with Don Jr at the SpaceX launch today

15-1. #CelticsWin ☘️

Watching Cobra Kai Season 4 and spotting @thekevinallison.bsky.social

mmmhmmm

I haven't watched this much boxing since like 1997

The richest man in the world is a co-leader of our fucking country 🥴

Bluesky needs some Gojira 🤘

Starting to feel like the early days of twitter over here but with much better tools to play with. Let’s keep this going!

Introduce yourself with One book 📚 One movie 🎥 One album 💿 One tv show 📺

Do we do #hashtags here and stuff? Oh yeah there it is. @sargethedestroyer.bsky.social #itsalwaysyetis

Bluesky adds 700,000 new users in a week. The majority of new users are from the US, and the app is currently the number 2 free social networking app in the US App Store www.theverge.com/2024/11/11/2...

I miss Summer concerts already 🤘

yo! is anyone on here

What's up Blue Skyyyyyy? Enjoy this #midjourney creation that includes a person with two butts.