I may not know much about the gay agenda, but I do know about the trans mission.

40k idea: tech priest meticulously maintaining a nuclear waste disposal facility, but they don't know it is for storing nuclear waste, which is just dumped into the underhives usually.

Instead of fried fish, drive into a lamppost or something solid to draw attention, and Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home.

The light that eyes cannot see but metal can feel

In XCOM 2, The brain chip in the commander is in the occipital lobe, but the cutscene showing it being extracted is from the face in a POV shot. This is because the aliens spent 50 years probing butts instead of learning neurology, and then taught Tygan wrong.

Holy shit I didn't think that would actually work.

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOOOAAAAACHINGGGGGG THROUGH FUUUUUUCKINNNNG BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION

Survival Minecraft Transfer Protocol

I'm glad Google is using their AI to read my emails, so it can provide me with useful things.

mpreg ellis x jimmy gibbs jr.

Throwback to when I had a dead pixel named "lucifer" because it fell from grace and shone like the morning star.

Did a bunch of legal stuff recently. Decided to check how much I'd have paid in Stamp Act Taxes if it was 1765 (as one does). 2 shillings, 6 pence per legal document. I'd be down over 20 shillings. 1 shilling is a good meal worth of money. No wonder people got tarred and feathered.

Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?

Augustus MayWho is in the Epstein files.

Watching Christmas movies with family. I have determined Whoville is the Martha's Vineyard of Who Civilization.

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Audible reviews: I love this book, but the narrator... God this is the worst narration I've ever heard. Absolutely unlistenable. It makes me want to die Narration: just a guy reading the book.

Me, arrogant: "do you have a real job, or a power point job?" Me now: "PowerPoints are time consuming to make"

"bed time" is a weird phrase. Unga. Me caveman. Me tired. It bed time.

Today I learned Publix can ring up customers even if the power is out.

Haven't had a nosebleed in a while. Maybe I'm pregnant.

Eating sushi. Didn't see the entire glob of wasabi on a piece. Felt like this. youtu.be/kjkFP1jU4hk

Another random rant: Google has an Internet speed tester. Google has a calculator. Google has a Minecraft easter egg. Google does NOT have something that can play a sound in each headphone to tell me if I put the wires in correctly. It seems like a really easy thing but whatevs.

Late night working. Waiting on a reboot. Anyway, Roko's Basilisk is dumb, because it has a flawed premise, that being the assumption the AI will hate people that didn't help it. It is not like the Pascal's wager, because that is based on religious texts, meaning it is a stated outcome.

Who up egging they nog?

2024: you can use AI to write test cases! 2025: *apps in general now have more bugs and crashes*

Useless lang feature 13: memory safe writes, memory unsafe reads. I want all the fear of one off errors without the memory management.

Useless lang feature idea 83: i++; //increments by 1 i+++; //increments by 2 i++++; //increments by 3 etc.

I bet they all clapped for the guy who came up with the railroad crossing sign.

Random dialogue idea for a psychotic mercenary or something: You don't pay me to kill people, you pay me to stop killing people.

Saw a father point at Christmas trees, and say "look at all the trees, Juggo" to his toddler.

FedEx is literally the only customer support line that has hung up on me. And it has done this twice.

Why is it so hard to get info on where a package was being sent by FedEx?

Everyone's glasses are crooked. Everyone. How do I stop seeing it?

"Jesus why does this over a kilowatt??? Wtf Nvidia!" - man who didn't realize he was trying to put 2 5070ti and a 5080 card on the same computer.

What everyone complaining about trans people existing looks like

Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

Blucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Using "back in the day" for historical events. "Back in the day, people would get food at a local thermopolium, then watch gladiator combat"

Randomly remembered a thing my operating systems professor told me Me: "what if a program refuses to release resources?" Professor: "then you smack it with rolled up newspaper like a bad puppy"

Does ACAB include Inspector Gadget?

Nobody talks about timeshares anymore. Are they finally all gone?

As someone with ADHD, my death will likely be from me forgetting to live.

Special congrats to my microwave who has been wrong for six months but is now back to actually telling the time

it’s time

I am the dog walker and you are my bitches, declares the lord.

I'm gonna burp your radishes

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment