The Terrible Cold (TM) has turned into exhaustion and a hacking cough. I hope tomorrow I either die surrounded by loved ones or dramatically improve, because I'm sick of it.

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

I'm in the throes of a terrible cold. All I've eaten today is ultra processed junk, because I really can't face anything else. Dieticians, please explain this weird craving, I'm baffled. It also happened when I had Covid.

Christ, this is fucking dystopian. How about free art classes, language courses, music lessons, sport sessions, further education modules or anything other than this. This is the antithesis of education it’s a campaign of national brain rot.

Please please please

What’s this “we” business?

To repeat myself - Andrew Wakefield should spend the rest of his life banged up in prison, the lying cunt

One useful thing about the Reform defections is that it gathers the most irredeemable arseholes in one place.

A lesbian partner.

The worst thing is, millions of us now feel sickened, heavy-hearted and frightened. And it's all for no reason at all, beyond one fragile old man's ego.

Trump is deranged Nothing is rosy

The dog was licking his paws so loudly I pulled the duvet over them. Now he's licking the duvet very loudly.

An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all: The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files

Worth remembering when looking at the horrific scenes in the US right now that both Reform and the Tories have pledged to bring in ICE-style organisations to the UK if they win power

So...is the world just going to watch while ICE murder innocent people? Is that where we are now?

Absolutely cracking work here from Jim's team. I defend the BBC a lot, but when a small team is doing really solid work like this while BBC London is doing puff pieces about the Wicked films, it really does make you wonder what's gone wrong with the big news outlets.

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

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Oh my godddd #traitors

I LOVE YOU, YOU LABRADOR THAT GOT CURSED WITH THE WEIGHT OF HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS. #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

Jings but it's been a poor month for print sales so far. Almost as if you'd rather spend what little money you have on food and keeping warm. But if you're thinking of buying some art can I just point out my pictures are edible* *they are not edible. marswasrubbish.etsy.com

A reminder that racist historian David Starkey, said in 2020: "Slavery was not genocide, otherwise there wouldn't be so many damn blacks in Africa or in Britain would there? An awful lot of them survived." He's speaking at this year's How The Light Gets In festival.

I thought this was satire.

Reading about ICE makes me want to cry. I can't imagine how it feels to have these moronic Nazi cos-players jackbooting through your town. Solidarity with Minnesota, the world IS watching.

Just received this from my husband. I don't think I'll ask...

Do these twats honestly believe anyone in this country will watch this film? I look forward to seeing it bomb.

Significant.

Roses are red Violets are weird

In other news, you don't hear much about the Epstein files anymore.

Oh come the fuck on, non-mad Americans. Do something.

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Rachel is NAILS. #traitors

The round table justifications tonight make Lewis Carroll look like an instruction leaflet. #traitors

Oh Roxy. 🙄 #traitors.

Lol

Reminder: Robert Jenrick is the only politician where his constituency (Newark) is an anagram of his character. Stolen from Anti Reform Facebook page.

Such a great idea!

Jessie's deduction is very impressive. #traitors

Ah yes, there were “good Germans” back then too

Idiots #traitors

Matt is making zero sense. #traitors

Love Jade's 'goth essay crisis' energy. #traitors

I know Harriet, and even I'm scared. #Traitors

Let me read you monster.

It looks like an Italian restaurant that has photos of the food displayed outside.

Me: 'if I die and you marry again, I want you to tell your next wife that I was great at throwing things into the bin from a distance.' Husband: 'I will. And I'll say, 'but she wasn't very good at-'' Me: 'I'm dead! Let me have this!'

For balance, as I do spend a lot of time poo-pooing suggestions that this or that thing is meant as a Nazi allusion, I should point out here that I absolutely believe that this logo is meant as a Nazi allusion, it’s an open and shut case.

Can this be true?'

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