HIS NAME IS ROBERT ROBERTSON?! What kinda Bob Bobby Bobbert bullshit is this lol brother your parents did not love you I'm sorry

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

I don’t know much about Dispatch but from what I seen this depressed man with the deep voice is getting passed around that office like a blunt in rotation.

Hey guys! Due to some recent circumstances I’m opening up some commission slots! If you can get one I would really appreciate it. Plus it’s about that time of year where art made by an actual human would make a great gift!

Amish Kapoor doing something good???

Hey guys! Due to some recent circumstances I’m opening up some commission slots! If you can get one I would really appreciate it. Plus it’s about that time of year where art made by an actual human would make a great gift!

So Dems demanded an extension on subsidies or else. Then they caved. The GOP being smart is now adding abortion restrictions to a subsidies extension forcing Dems to either sell out on abortion or vote no on the subsidies they demanded in the first place. They just keep getting clowned.

SCHUMER: Well, I—for one—am touched by this act of generosity. Perhaps one day, all of humanity will know the saying “Be welcoming of Greeks bearing gifts.”

New data from the Bureau of What the Actual

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

Speculation is that ICE could be trying to move people out to clean the holding cells and to set up cots to comply with the latest judicial order to address inhumane conditions inside the facility. The judge is currently scheduled to inspect the facility Thursday morning.

After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run. We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader. If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇

Senate Democrats: what just happened under our current leadership is a total travesty Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem

He needs to realize no one takes him as seriously as he thinks he does. The cat has been declawed and is a laughing stock.

CNN: Was the shutdown worth it? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people. CNN: But you didn't get what you want. JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.

I decided to play Date Everything finally and got to the food character and the min he said a sentence I was like “That’s J Michael Tatum I know it.” I can identify his voice like a goddamn bloodhound its engraved in my mind

White respectability politics will get people killed all the time. Millions of people aren’t gonna be able to get healthcare due to cost and before they were primed to blame republicans. But no, this need to “play nice” with fascist is what now turn a Repub problem into a Dem one

Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.

UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.

It is fucking insane to me that senate democrats bailed him out

You mean to tell me my whole union and a student body we’re panicking cuz they wanted to get a fucking photo op?! I’m so goddamn mad

Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.

They’ve apparently left the area but I personally would advise caution in that area.

I’m not down there today but #Chicago ICE agents are stationed outside Millennium Park in cars in Monroe east of Michigan I have it on good authority from fellow colleagues I work with @unraveledpress.com

There’s a guy on the train next to me reading Revolutionary Girl Utena The world is healing

Celebrate the wins as they come but also man, you just know whoever is writing these headlines is a guy who is like FINALLY THE TIME FOR MY HOAGIE-THEMED STANDUP HAS COME 🥪

"Between October 10 and November 4, federal agents targeted [O'Hare's] rideshare driver parking lots on at least 10 separate days." "[A]bduct drivers multiple times in a single day, taking as many as 10 to 20 people each time." #Illinois #USA #Deportation #Transportation #EthnicCleansing

Clearly Dick Cheney was a load bearing shitbag and the timeline is self correcting

"Repeal the 19th" is trending at the Xitter nazi bar.

Had to share this from twitter just because

"There was a person who was having a heart attack." "I could tell from what was happening he was on the floor and his face was changing color." "They just surrounded, looking at him, like they thought it was a lie." #Illinois #USA #Courts #Healthcare #Incarceration #Deportation #EthnicCleansing

No cuz that’s how I’ve been framing it to folks who don’t really understand the transphobia going on (due to age 70+ or pure genuine ignorance or feel that it doesn’t have anything to do with them) That reframing gets regular dudes who are ho-hum in politics actually thinking and mad.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Yesterday was too well… Today I woke up to a very VERY early visit from nature. The monkey paw curls another finger.

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either. Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.

Breaking the 12 year long GOP supermajority in Mississippi seems like a big deal. A bunch of Black women mayors seems like a big deal. Can’t wait for the hot “How Democrats winning is bad news for Democrats” takes.

inspired by @dialacina.com

Dick Cheney’s demon pact was completed and we see the goodness that was sucked from this place starting to come back.

When you brag about taking stuff away and mention how you can do it because you have unchecked power…especially in America…regular fuckers will pay attention.

incredible reaction to zohran winning

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

speaks volumes that Trump's response to tonight's resounding defeat is to demand Republicans redouble efforts to rig elections

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

He's too stupid to understand what he posted.

CRANK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcK...

“The Right Must Choose to Get Woke the Correct Way” By Ezra Klein

Chick Schumer is somewhere desperately trying to find a way to overrule an election.