With all the beautiful shit in the world, we still have racism, sexism and homophobia? Explain.

Is Christmas every day what being a multibillionaire is like? Because it feels like this is what life should be, so it’s a shame that only a few people get to experience it. 💰🎄

Fun fact: Queer, trans and POC also sometimes enjoy Christmas. Since some people think that’s not true, it has to be said.

Worst tragedies to strike the White House: - War of 1812 - Donald Trump End of list.

Time to wake up and watch Carol per lesbian Xmas tradition, because as soon as my dad gets here, he’ll want me to turn on the Cowboys game. I tried to get my wife to do a lil Carol/Therese cosplay but she said no. :(

“Finding” a million additional Epstein documents on the day everyone is distracted with their families is as competent as Pam Bondi’s coverup is ever going to get.

Fresh popcorn, Mtn Dew Baja Blast Zero, clean underwear, my wife by my side… yeah it’s time for the Pluribus season finale no calls for the next hour plzkthx #pluribus

If DJT wants to make a White House presidential grievances wall a thing, here’s a not at all comprehensive list for future presidents (a thread)

It’s so awful that this administration is the first to use indistinguishable from reality AI as a full government propaganda device. Glad we’re living through more unprecedented times.

Missing family members, nationwide hysteria and division, lost jobs, lost dreams, upturned lives, it’s hard not to blame DJT directly for so many people having one of the worst holiday seasons ever here in 2025.

I’d break every character limit on Threads and Bluesky but wow Xmas 2025 has been the wildest, weirdest holiday season I personally have ever experienced. This year just won’t go out with a whimper. Phew holy shit.

Wow it really tis the season for generative AI slop. Basically every profile pic, every cover photo, it’s giving me a slight headache.

Who’s keeping track of all the vandalism DJT has been doing across DC? Because in addition to so many destructive policies, there is going to be a tremendous amount of de-Trumping going on through the city, from the nonexistent E Wing to the Kennedy Center, I really hope someone is keeping a binder.

I am 47. I have lived many yrs. And 2025 has been the only year I can remember where so many people I know and love and cherish, people I don’t know and see from afar, whose lives are so much worse in Dec, so drastically different and unrecognizable than get were in Jan. And I have a guess why.

This machine kills facists.

Okay okay, One Battle After Another is the Best Movie of 2025. #onebattleafteranother

Being a human is weird AF would recommend 10/10

NEVER FORGET.

I feel sorry for all the kids for whom Trump 2 will be the first president they see and remember, and will get the impression that having a totally insane person in the WH is perfectly normal. It’s not. At all.

Ah yes, the two genres

So what 2025 had taught us is that literally anyone can be president? It takes no real skill, no morals, no dignity, not even a lifetime of vile criminal behavior? Literally anyone can do it? I could pull a dozen random names from out of a hat that would be better than who we’ve got in there now.

Had a dream I had to go for some new insanely invasive “better” colon cancer screen, but they made everyone watch this video first… it feat Wade Boggs, shaking, his voice cracking, trying to tell everyone to be brave, he “passed out at least once from the fear and the pain but it would be okay.”

Tuesday morning breakfast… smoothie made with frozen spinach, cashew yogurt, orange juice, tomato juice, lemon juice, chia seeds. And mmmm is it good! 🥤🍊🍅🍋🥜

Hate on this all you want… but 100% of the time, I will side with humans over AI creativity, but imagine this: One thousand years from now, a child might be born, only having known AI for generations. It’s as ancient to it as we are to the Peak of the Holy Roman Empire.

Going through a bunch of old boxes today and found these stamps! 🕎 Who wants me to send them a card or letter in the next 6-7 days hmu ❤️

As an unemployed lesbian who sometimes feels like she’s watching the end of the world in some totally inexplicable way, do NOT expect me to stop talking about my spirit animal Carol on Pluribus any time soon. That is all.

Need to get out and touch grass, goin for a walk yay 🌵☀️

In a world where it’s sometimes harder to tell human art from AI, human words from AI, @chucktingle.bsky.social is the realest thing there is. An absolute literary treasure of the 21st century that will be talked about for another century. I am absolutely serious. 💕💝🦖

Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.

If you don’t like JK Rowling for her dumbass politics, abs fair but also she got a whole generation of kids addicted to reading at a time everyone assumed they’d be consumed by video games, instead they were lugging around massive novels. That’s badass, I hope to do that one day. ✨

I love how the US government is fully embracing the use of AI for cruelty propaganda. Especially during the CHRISTMAS season. I’m not even gonna say that’s some fascist shit, that’s some 🚩🚩🚩”I’m a horrible human being”🚩🚩🚩 kinda shit.

I can’t be trying to give hot California MILF *and* have bad gas at the grocery store at the same time

Pluribus solidifies my notion that Vince Gilligan makes TV more like prose than anyone has ever made television. It’s absolutely masterful.

Since we know WAP is now THE Thanksgiving song, I declare that Thanksgiving music is just *nasty af*. What are some *nasty* fucking songs to add to a Thanksgiving / Black Friday playlist? Maybe Throat Goat by Kim Petras? Give me more!

It’s “I signed up for this thing at some point in my life and now they’re sending me a Black Friday email… unsubscribe” Friday for those who celebrate the fall of the patriarchy.

I feel bad for whoever had to feed a whole Thanksgiving dinner for the Green Bay Packers after they won. How much food does it take to feed an entire football team who just played a whole game? Props to the cooks at Fox sports

Watching The Amazing Race and seeing (you know who) building generational wealth through winning reality shows is WILD. The next generation’s never gonna get jobs

On the same day Florida passed something “banning Sharia law”, right wing podcaster Nick Fuentes says women should be prevented from voting by force if necessary. Soooooooooo

As a real human being, I LOVE the em dash and I’ve been using it for a long time— don’t let AI take it away because people assume only AI uses it. Real people love the em dash too.

I dreamed the other night I had dimples and the world was my oyster. ALAS! Upon waking, same nightmare. If I had dimples my life would be perfect.

Remembers, it’s the time of year to show people how much you care for them based on how much you participate in capitalism. Ho ho ho! 🎅🏻🎄

As a Gen Xer, it’s impossible to understate the impact MTV had on my life, and how difficult it is to watch it shutter at the end of this year. There was a point there MTV was THE pipeline to the world. And now it’s going away. Wow.

Fun fact about me… I will absolutely fuck up some restaurant garnish. Kale, green onions, artfully spiral cut radishes, a layer of greens? I might eat it before the actual meal.

It’s only mid November, you still have time to make your music streaming platform end of the year wrap up the way you want it to look, but not much. This is a PSA.

Far enough in to the weeds of a first draft of my first novel to say that first drafts are a bag of bones and gristle and garbage. And while one day I might tie off some corners to make arms and legs and enter it in the state fair, it is NOT today. Wish me luck.

How long is the line to piss on Reagan’s grave this time of night? Google is no help. Do I need to make a reservation?

Do you know who was NOT partying with Epstein? Kamala Harris. Hillary Clinton. Barack or Michelle Obama. Joe Biden. AOC. Bernie Sanders. Zohran Mamdani. Ilhan Omar. Rashida Tlaib.

One of the best things about casinos is being able to smoke indoors as god intended.

Another day, another whole set of crazy new problems that *didn’t exist before Trump retuned to office*. This is exhausting.

Never been a big fan of baseball, but moving to SoCal and then what with Panda Express and their half off plate promo every time they won a home game, now back to back World Series champs… I guess I’m a Dodgers fan now. And a fan of half price Chinese food.