happy to announce that I will be replacing doug bowser as president of nintendo.

im in a class about russian security policy this semester and the professor added the depictions of russia and belarus in hetalia to the presentation slides for this week.

if the developers of that new halloween game were smart they would add a footwork emote for michael myers.

passed by the campus on the way back from school and saw this put up in front of it.

you leave two white men alone together for a long enough time and they evenstart plotting against minorities…

[person who hasn’t witnessed the beautiful floating mountains of pandora or ridden on the back of the mighty ikran voice]

white people when you tell them you don’t fuck with Skillet.

still the realest shit out there.

white people when you tell them you don’t fuck with Sabaton.

The lion does not concern himself with the livelihoods of The Patriots

The lion dual wields the Republican Democrat katanas.

solidus snake is the coolest guy in metal gear ever.

He’s watching his favorite movie

they got a patient on the pitt wearing pippa merch

twitter now thinks that im an indian communist and is currently showing me a thread about how the state of jharkhand does not exist and was made up by the CIA.

goon sesh with randy pitchford or dinner with Jay-Z?

I was watching alex play borderlands 4 and i fucking laughed at the loot coming out of the porta potty.

new skate is unfortunately kinda bad rn but it has magdalena bay on the soundtrack so who can say that’s true.

thought that i was handling the end of starlight stage well so far this month and then i checked the final event commu out and now i feel like a mess again.

uchikoshi, scratching his head: so like, you write about stuff? like, stuff that isn’t the plot and the things that happen in said plot?

I should listen to Nine Inch Nails more often.

me and who?

last thing that i ever expected to see today was michael caine coming out of retirement for five years to star in a sequel to the film based on vin diesel’s d&d campaign from 10 years ago

ok now im 25.

happy birthday

thank you king.

they put stay gold in the gold ship manga and her first move is opening a portal to hell.

Uzuki ❤️ #デレステ #デレステ10周年 #島村卯月

Thank you 💙 #デレステ #デレステ10周年 #神谷奈緒 #北条加蓮

Thank you 💙♥️💛 #デレステ #デレステ10周年 #島村卯月 #渋谷凛 #本田未央

im not in a good place rn.

if there is one hope about uma global i have is that they implement the QOL from jp faster cause theyre getting tax returns for support cards in like a month.

just remembered that cinderella girls basically ends in the week so i had to shower to kamasi washington to temporarily purge the growing sadness.

real shit.

type shit.

new earl sweatshirt’s good.

lowkey funniest thing that ive done this past year is unintentionally putting my dad onto golf wang.

people will not be ready for when still in love drops this week and a real freak is unleashed on umamusume.

did an el condor pasa run to finally get another dirt horse to replace urara but the medium spark hit too good so i unintentionally ended up creating my best medium turf uma as of now.

🐴

Uma Musume Pretty Derby

Like this

im starting to believe that if mamdani wins the elections it will be closest chance we have to enacting solidus snake’s plan in real life.