Grass roots. My @smh cartoon.

Johnson sold makes me think about the risks of this safety-first style. With each passing window, the squad gets shaped along those lines. Not only does this mean we’re unlikely to have ‘stars’ that stay (or arrive), it’ll need another complete rebuild required when the club realise it’s shite.

What’s the opposite of swashbuckling?

Yes, more of this type of nonsense please #COYS

Statisticians- is the such a thing as negative xG?

Sky Sports just showed a graphic that says we’ve not had a shot in the first half of our last FOUR games. Simplistic, but true nonetheless - if you don’t shoot, you don’t win. It’d be great to understand what the logic is for this set up. It must drain the players confidence. #coys

With the way we’ve behaved since May, you would be excused for thinking that Audere Est Facere was Latin for “Pissing away the Bilbao Dividend”

Straight Outta Trumpton

Therapeutic. Recommend.

@thegameisaboutglory.co.uk God bless you guys. I was thoroughly depressed at the state of our club. Listened to the latest pod, and although I’m still depressed, I’m comforted that our whole fanbase hasn’t gone.

Nothing brings heat to a Spurs manager faster than an insipid derby performance. I know this because it happens far too often…

Between the cost of tickets and the conditional welcome, would anyone *normal* really trade it for annual leave and hard-earned savings?

Even I thought this was one of mine!

Sarah Henderson once again going out there to prove she’s one of the absolute worst in a steaming bucket of the untalented. #auspol

You may not agree with the comments from Frank and the players, or believe that the price of a ticket allows you to do as you please. But, players are asking for help and saying that that booing affects their performance. Supporters are being invited to support, so support. #coys

Remember the good times #coys

Good or bad performance last night, it has almost no bearing on if Thomas Frank will be successful or unsuccessful at Spurs. I’ve seen people demanding ‘accountability’ from podcasters that supported his appointment. Absolute madness, get a grip. It’s too early to tell anything really. #coys

Vicarumma 😮‍💨 #coys

May our defence hold as firm as Jolean Lescott’s new hairline. #coy

Every now and again, it’s unfortunate to be reminded of this absolute quiche of a human. The worst of us.

Excellent article (archived version now it’s disappeared from the interweb)

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Tuchel replacing Southgate seems to be the he latest footballing example of ‘careful what you wish for.’ A timely reminder…

Daniel Levy invested in infrastructure that created short-term pressures, but position the club for long-term stability. He had flaws, and probably too much influence on areas that were not his strength, but show me a Spurs fan that wouldn’t do that, because that’s what he was, a fan #coys

Got to say, Vardy in Serie A will be an intriguing watch.

If you could harness angst, the energy that has been wasted lamenting Spurs’ inactivity in the transfer market could power a small country for a week.

Rather than stir any excitement, my immediate reaction to any transfer story involving Spurs is now ‘Oh, f**king bore off will you.’ If I didn’t know better, I’d wonder if this was the point.

Is it possible that this entire presidency was a dying narcissist's Make-A-Wish

@fifaworldcup26.bsky.social Hey, why is the World Cup sitting in the office of this idiot? In the faux-grand style of a FIFA announcement, this trophy belongs to world, it’s not Infantinos to hand over to kleptomaniacs.

Eagles 👏 (No manufactured outage please, it’s just a metaphorical 🔫)

After the week just passed, cast your minds back to when there was discontent because we missed out on Todibo. It’s not always the end of the world.

God bless ‘The Gate’ and all that sell via her…

29 years ago today, Jamiroquai released the music video for 'Virtual Insanity'

It can be tough residing in Australia following a good Spurs win on a Saturday. Too many waking hours with no game-reflecting content! #coys

Oof! 🐦

Porro and Vic doing the talking in the second half huddle. #coys

Up the blooming Spurs!

New season almost here and excited, after a solid but sporadic off-season sulk and whine. Going to focus on getting behind the team and heaven forbid, enjoying the football, until further notice… #coys!!

I’m predicting a return, if it’s not already here, to good old fashioned British football values (said in pub landlord voice). Long throws, crosses from deep, proper number 9’s. Who knows, maybe even hard men! This season could be a lot of fun to watch. #EPL

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Two major take outs so far. Tactically less dogmatic, which makes us look less like sitting ducks. …and the crest on the shirt? I thought it was the old one coming back for this year? #COYS

Nice work over on #coys Reddit (unmute it). Source: www.reddit.com/r/coys/comme...

Imagine having an opportunity to win legit silverware in your very first competitive game of the season, offering a unique springboard for a flying start…and you can’t get properly organised in time. Bit annoying, really. #COYS

@spursoffical.bsky.social There’s a real opportunity for the club to call this out and show leadership in the football community.

the lack of crispness in the detailing of this is so funny to me. truly Temu level shit Pic 1: Oval Office Pics 2, 3, and 4: Hôtel de la Marine

Woof!

I'm sad to say that since leaving Twitter/X my sales for live shows have dropped quite a lot - it turns out that even though it's a dreadful place it was still useful for getting the word out about events. So any shares / RTs of my posts about live shows are hugely appreciated!