Quand tu apprends que ton colis DHL va finalement être livré par Colis Privé

"Whatever happens, Julien will crawl." I think my Engineers finally get me 😂 #qotd

Finally found a replacement for the very useful "Scrape similar" Chrome extension that was discontinued a while ago: it's also called Scrape similar 😅 chromewebstore.google.com/detail/scrap... Enables you to quickly grab lists of elements from a webpage using XPath.

We're now passed the "that' a lot of screens!" phase: now when my wife sees my desk she asks how many crawls I'm running.

Aujourd'hui une juriste m'a dit merci.

LLMs have made bullshit even bullshittier.

Je pense qu'Homer Simpson est un génie. Après tout, il a été astronaute, prof d'université, agent du FBI ou encore webmaster ! fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_d...

J’aime quand quelqu’un commande un monaco et que la barmaid éclate de rire.

Le lancement (et la soirée qui va avec) de la Revue Hypertexte avec notamment est prévu le 3 octobre 2025. 🤩 80 pages 300 exemplaires Distribution en librairies spécialisées. Pré-vente 35€ ttc : buy.stripe.com/8x200j2wx1Nn... Offre pour les annonceurs : assonance.notion.site/La-Revue-Hyp...

You know it's a big dataset you're working with, when a simple "cast this Pandas column to string" takes almost 4 minutes 😆

La semaine à Paris qui commence bien quand ton train est en retard avant même d’être parti.

Last night I dreamt of a Python script I couldn't get to work properly. I think I found a way to solve the bug, but strangely my code isn't fixed this morning 😅 Next breakthrough for AI agents: dream-to-prompt? 😂

L'été approche, et avec lui son lot de danger. Sachez identifier les situations à risque. Ne partez pas sans les bonnes cartes.

A "getting fooled by the AI-hype" article touching on a general problem of not publishing findings when they were either wrong or just not strong. www.understandingai.org/p/i-got-fool... (graph shows the gap between published positive & negative findings + the lower # of negative-findings.)

Coal Drop, dry stout, The Piggy Brewing Company 🇫🇷 A nice smooth stout as I like them! 4.25/5

Really curious to see what the Web will look like in the future, if content creators aren't able to monetize their work via traffic anymore.

Intéressant : l'impact du choix du langage sur le coup d'exécution des fonctions serverless insights.unnest.co/dossiers-par...

🎟️ The ballot for FREE one-day tickets to brightonSEO UK is officially open! You’ve got 48 hours to enter before the form closes at 12pm this Friday. Don’t miss your shot—get your name in now! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Do you want to come to brightonSEO in October for free? Our one-day ticket giveaway opens on Wednesday at 12pm BST. Find out more at: brightonSEO.com/ballot

Thrilled to share I'll be a judge for the Global Search Awards 2025! Make sure to apply: globalsearchawards.net/categories/

Finally catching up on @pitzeglide.bsky.social 's talk at @brightonseo.com last month, very interesting stuff! Impressive to learn what it means to crawl at the scale of the web!

New features to my Avg Position Looker Studio template: - Unique Query Count - Unique Landing Page Count - Filter by first URL Directory 🧵 1/3

Took me only 2 days to catch up with all my slack notifications after a couple weeks off 🥳

Un jour je comprendrai pourquoi ça me plaît tant de rouler à vélo sur des chemins où l’herbe est aussi haute que moi 🤷‍♂️

Reading C# code on a Easter morning because I apparently have to build an autosteering GPS system 🤷‍♂️

Patrons Project 49.01 // Sandwich King // Philly Cheesesteak // DDH Pale, Northern Monk, UK Patrons Project never disappoints! 4.25/5

I missed this very important piece of content by @ahrefs.bsky.social ! ahrefs.com/blog/how-to-...

I talked about this last week during my masterclass on log files analysis #brightonSEO, and it's now available in English on Alexis Rylko: did you know about Google's 130 days rule? alekseo.com/google-and-t...

Will make looking for referrers in log files "much" easier 😅

364 days until Paris-Roubaix!

Heading back to France after yet another incredible @brightonseo.com I feel both energized by so many good vibes, and like I could sleep on the entire train journey back 😅 So many great chats with old and new friends, and so many others I didn’t get the chance to catch up with!

TIL Salton’s Cosine is apparently news for some SEOs 🤯 #brightonSEO

Last call @brightonseo.com: catch my talk on Advanced Log File Analysis in one hour in the Masterclass room! #brightonseo

Am I getting sunburnt @brightonseo.com ?

From my time in Paris, I know that in France people would have burned a lot of stuff by now.

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This is one of the most insightful surveys on ChatGPT user behaviour in the search/SEO space. Using Clickstream data to understand what users search and when they click provides tantalising details on the growing use of ChatGPT in the search space. 🧵 1/2

Currently wondering if there's some kind of competition between my coworkers as to how many meetings they can fit in my schedule 😱

Do you need an ETA? Many people travelling to the UK on business or pleasure will need to apply for an ETA. You will not need one if you have a visa or are a British citizen. Check the info on ETAs and who needs to apply before you travel for #brightonSEO/@heroconf.com www.gov.uk/guidance/app...

@luciepeyr.bsky.social ça s’arrose 🥳

Why Internal PageRank matters and how to improve your internal links, by @pierrecalvet.com central.yourtext.guru/internal-lin...

SEO Manager, North America @ Turo turo.wd12.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Turo_C... #jobs #seo

Amis francophones qui se rendent au prochain @brightonseo.com, rejoignez-nous pour un meetup le jeudi 10 avril à 18h30 BST au Olde King & Queen ! Inscription gratuite sur www.eventbrite.com/e/billets-fr... (et nombre de places limitées 😜)

Smells Like Eden Spirit Hoppy Cider Extra Brut, Mogwaï, France This is not beer, it’s cider. Strange cider.

West Coast IPA | Cascade / Simcoe / Centennial Popihn, France 4/5 You know it’s going to be good when you can smell the hops as soon as you crack the can open 👃

Y’a bien que ces sadiques de kinés pour avoir inventé la thérapie par ondes de chocs 🥵

@ahpnils.bsky.social bon anniversaire !

Dans le jargon désuet de l'état de droit, ça s'appelle de la corruption

Wish I could join!

J'ai répondu au baromètre vélo de la FUB pour dire qu'à La Madeleine, ça va (mais ça pourrait être mieux). D'ailleurs, si toi aussi tu roules un peu en vélo, tu peux également y répondre. C'est facile, rapide et ça donne une tendance de la place du vélo dans l'espace public. www.barometre-velo.fr