Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

Grant advisor trying to be helpful: here you should include all of the details about the awards and prizes your research has won IT HASN'T WON ANY OKAY

WHY DID MY H-INDEX GO DOWN WHY NOW I AM TRYING TO GET MONEY

kudelka having doubts about himself is so wildly reassuring like????

student 1: engagement was low student 2: a safe and open environment where we could participate freely and this is why student evaluations of classes are pointless

we're baaaaaack [threatening]

one of my all time favourite movies

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Significant mass atrocity risk in #SouthSudan, w/violent, ethnicised rhetoric from military leaders. www.ohchr.org/en/press-rel...

Trump will go for a third term, if he is still alive. The absolute non response to the Epstein files proves it to me. No one cares anymore (except Minnesota you guys seem great).

Where did these Epstein folks find the time to do anything given the volume of their emailing? It’s almost parodic how much they liked to chat about crimes in their dumb emails.

Yay it worked!

There's been a terrible development

I genuinely agree to every review thinking "I will give this acceptance without revisions it will take five minutes"

Me too!

I have chosen a terrible research topic and I am very stupid

AHHHHHHHHHHH [deep breath] AHHHHHHHHHHH

people be telling me their DECRA application took months I got three weeks I'LL BE FINE

phone authentication is so stupid I HAVE ADHD do not make me pick up my phone to check a code I WILL GET DISTRACTED

bad bunny is a good bloke

uh, i don't think my cv is up to date but i can't remember everything i wrote

forgot my headphones can't believe I'm out here just rawdogging sounds

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

new photo to share when people ask me who my favourite is

watching a documentary about octopuses I am never eating one again

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I was exploring designs for my next tattoo and LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS it's not even close to my plan lol maybe now I need two more (I wouldn't copy obvs but I love the minimal bunny and the line idea)

the intergenerational trauma these assholes are causing you think kids who grow up knowing their government might snatch their parents off the street without warning are going to be just okay???

he is one of my favourite authors but ... yeah

this won't last but it's pretty funny

Few deserve a festschrift more than Rob Cryer. He was a brilliant scholar, as well as a generous and humane academic citizen.

how do we attract their attention

I'm not going to get a book deal I am not going to get this grant my entire field is basically on fire what is the point

Heat makes me actively unwell, my joints swell badly and I end up in severe pain so as you can imagine I love summer

I can still see you little dude (he's been frozen like this for several minutes)

bikesss

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS

Minnesota got aura

that's a BABY this is beyond fucked up

i was thinking the other day that we made a mistake allowing the name ICE to flourish, it sounds authoritative and legitimate. we should just call them customs administrators.

went away came back

getting emails about how to pitch myself for podcasts when I have a podcast suggests lack of research on your part

I love her more than my own puppy

Giving Trump the peace prize medal is literally so embarrassing it's giving a shiny toy to a toddler that was having a tantrum

Okay so last year I put on my big girl pants and emailed an important person and she not only responded but we also just had the nicest chat SHE WAS SO NICE so yeah email people it's cool

where's that minnesota salads that aren't really salads lady i'm sure some of those could be used in self defence

I JUST OPENED MY HEADPHONES AND THERE WAS A COCKROACH I AM TRAUMATISED

One of those instances where circumstances make your work more useful than you hoped it might be…