It's not AI, that's how the CEO writes everything Ask me how I know

GOODNIGHT TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING 💤

You can see that he's struggling not to say the obvious: if they saw any reference to anything conceived as "woke", they axed it without a second thought beyond maybe sharing it with each other for lols

New York City police officers rescued a bald eagle in distress during a patrol along the Hudson River. The authorities took the injured bird to a rehabilitation center in New Jersey, which is working to stabilize it to allow for further testing and treatment. nyti.ms/3OQvGtC

Everything I write myself and everything I love to read or listen to or watch has one bedrock component to it...Jesus Christ I am alive right now and you are alive right now and someday we will not be but for the duration of this we are both stupidly and beautifully alive orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...

I wrote about The Tantrum State and living in it. Personally I do not care for it very much. defector.com/fascists-are...

I think this is a blind spot for a lot of people: they simply don't understand that for a lot of their friends and family, ChatGPT is great, they love it

How I explain it to HR when they start asking about all those lunches I stole

Timeless

Shogo: Mobile Armor Divison, an obscure fps developed & published by Monolith that I remember fondly but can't honestly say was good or bad

Fuck those hater-bait posts. Show me that weird game no one played that you love. Breakdown felt like a fever dream. You start the game a Shoot Gunman running into unkillable punchgoons until you learn the secret of being the TOP punchgoon. You do everything in first person including eating candy.

Do you know how much SPORTS this guy has to watch he's FAHKIN BORED COME ON

Hey @bobservo.bsky.social my wife is getting increasingly annoyed at me saying "dinner dog" in the Blue Haired Lawyer voice and I think this one's on you

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

I literally never post so if you're following me, I'm going to assume you're a scam Except Jim, Jim's a real one

Hey @willmenaker.bsky.social you called this right? lol

Why are you following me I don't post anything

A perfect album that came out when I was 21.

Photo I took of water

When facing the "All we need is STEM!" approach to education, my usual response is: Developing the vaccine was the STEM problem; distribution & getting shots in arms was the Social Science problem; getting people to trust it & combatting misinformation was the Humanities problem-- which did we fail?

People who try to find hidden meaning in books are so stupid, man Gulliver's Travels is about a guy who meets some tiny people and then some big people and then some talking horses and then goes home AND THAT'S IT

I don't think anything would devastate me more than to find out that Stephen Root was not a nice person. It would be like 9/11 or JFK for me.

This platform is great and all but I am missing the adrenaline rush I get from the seething hatred every interaction elicits back on Twitter