everyone should read Kill 6 Billion Demons

any of my loved ones: (*trips over air*) (*breaks entire body*) (*gets hit by 12 cars*) (*dies of bone disease*) (*loses the apartment*) me: THATS MY GOAT ALRIGHT. THATS MY GOAT. THATS MY GOAT IN ACTION THATS LITERALLY MY GOAT. thats my goat thats literally my goat. thats my GOAT

green is the funniest color, i wonder why that is

I love 2 get drunk w my friends :)

you ever hit that level of drunk, where you wouldn't drive a car, but you would pilot a mech

THE ACKROOMS

oof okay I am officially enrolled for cosmetology school

man i've gotta get ****ed

mmmmm big rain

sweaty

it's 'Carry Around a Big Leaf and Fan Blake All Day' Day, is anyone celebrating

I am leaving the woke left (going to sleep)

help my roommate if you're able, please gofund.me/30da4d6ed

hello i am one of the last remaining swirly glasses girls in chicago n i just got out of a job in the last weekend of pride if any1 wants to be a G about it

are there any trans men named Homer

robot girl and the office lady #足立レイ #重音テト #レイテト

remembered the Lesbian Orgy Room from Dawn of Sorrow

I would like everyone to know i just won a 10 minute battle with a wasp

shoutout gay sex

how often could one feasibly say it's their birthday before people catch on

so im a little hypermobile and my legs always feel restless if they're not crossed when i'm sitting down, and i tried a thing i saw where you strap your legs together in a normal legs down sitting position and its actually really nice

help my roommate if you're able, please gofund.me/30da4d6ed

what does trade mean

can't stop thinking about this post. it's the most perfectly annoying amount of money to spend bc it so easily stacks to kick your fucking ass

more trannies need to unlearn helplessness

brown dog ears with purple tips might fix me

happy father's day to this little deadbeat

what the fuck, a week after reinstating my medicaid they said im no longer eligible even though nothing has changed. im in hell im in hell im in hell

piss kink is very funny to me conceptually because it does absolutely nothing for me, in my mind it's like watching a bathtub drain or watching a video of a waterfall

2001: a Blake Odyssey

baseball..women .....

feeling like this today www.youtube.com/watch?v=foED...

I wish I could have a button that makes a New Fun Little Drink appear in front of me whenever I wanted

I think I'll do a thread of some of my favorite Bits for Blake To Do

Yuri

lord have mercy

do u think goku fucks with tgirls

shoutout gay sex

i'm a lil sweetie pie

quick nobody check the date 😏😏😏

i think about and quote this video all the time

I'm sorry to nonbinary people but I think referring to someone as a They is really funny

quick nobody check the date 😳😳😳