THEY HAD TO KICK ME OFF THE NOSE NUZZLING STAGE YEARS AGO. SAID I HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.

// all my accounts are multiship but i genuinely can’t see it happening on this one just because he is so married to tenna. sorry………

* ( tinny, staticky, broken sigh )

* ( suddenly perfectly coherent ) IS THAT THE KING

To The Man In Charge: GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!! Urgently, Spamton G. Spamton

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* ( trying to do the classic tenna whispering to the camera pose but he creaks really loudly and has to sit back down ) M MmY KNEES s

i i ii feel lik 'm missi ing s ssometh ing .. .

* You couldn't find it. * Y o u c o u l d n ' t f i n d y o u r h a n d.

y yy'think s0mebody' sttalki out me .. . ? * ( silly little smile. )

th hanks, sppam.

* ( . . . sneezing. )

] if you ever need a translation for the gaps / glitches in his speech just lmk ❤️ i know sometimes it gets pretty fucked up

So... this "World Wide Web" I've heard about... Does it involve spiders?

. .. . . * ( he's kinda quiet at that. not entirely sure how to respond. so instead, he just watches spamton, his head slightly tilted. )

w well, ii— * ( he frowns a little. it's hard to argue with that—they both know he's right. he watches spamton wring out the fabric. ) .. . wha at's s swrong wi at??

* ( frowning all indignantly. ) c' c 'course iwould!! ! c'mon, i' ot s somekin r!r!!

h hey! i'dt tellyouif someth ike that h ha appened!

we 'rein "waterf fall", it c can' e too s surprising.

* ( guh. poor sopping wet cat. ) th hanks, spam.m.

* ( he moves over to spamton, eyeing him. )

* ( struggling to squeeze some of the water out of his damp suit with his one hand. )

] hm .. inchresting to post here ...

] currently pet sitting for geese . utterly soaked

// i know this quote has been beat to death at this point but it really is them. sorry

- Who's gonna take care of me? - Uh, excuse me? You don't think I'm gonna take care of you? - But when you die...?

You say I'm a dreamer... we're two of a kind, both of us searching for some perfect world we know we'll never find.

well, gee. .. . th at's real s sweet ofyou, kiddo .. .!

ahh, c' c'mon!! it' ream come true!e! ican't n NOT owe ya!

yY YESSSSS.!!! !! * ( coughing ) .. . ... . thanks,s, kid! i ioweya on1e!!

HEY .. .!! gget me upt there ne ext time!!!

s somebody getthis kid on sta age STAT.

To: Human Child ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS? SHOW STOPPING. MIND BLOWING!!! I’M GETTING CHILLS, FOLKS!!!

y ay! yippee!e! 8>[^)]

tha at's whati say wh i stub my t toe!

m mygirlfriend is a mailman

] ? Sorry guys i fell dead asleep at like 7pm yesterday evening and i just woke up

To the esteemed residents of the Underground, GET READY HERE COMES THE MOST SPECIALEST TV EVER IF YOU DON’T CHEER AND CLAP FOR HIM ILL ᝰᏪຊING BLOW THIS WHOLE DUMP UP Sincerely, Spamton G. Spamton

Really? You can't hear it? It's been ringing nonstop all day. I find it... very distracting. I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a...

The sound of the bell has been unusually loud today.

／／　ugh. finally finished this. that tookk a long time.

( clambers up him to sit on his shoulder )

what gives. h how ami the least fuc ver tenna

] falling back on this guy today actually . ut!tenna save me

y youknow all things co idered at least tmy life is p pretty simple

hee h ee .i'm thefriend. me it 'sme i i'm the f friend

] this mental image is so cute its making me want to punch a wall