lizbethanne
@lizbethanne.bsky.social
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liz, she/her, yelling about my bad opinions, tab’s number one fan, gunch appreciator
been up since 3:30 with sick toddler, but jason just made me a hot dog and now the world is good again
about 6 hours ago
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me: i don’t have time to watch a television series also me: i have time to read the six books the series is based on
about 12 hours ago
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WENTWORTH JUST SAID “HALF AGONY HALF HOPE” AND IM KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING
1 day ago
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good hyuck, babe!
12 days ago
imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
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i’ve been sick for the last week and while i’m very grateful that i’m sick and not ben, i would very much like to not feel like absolute shit
9 days ago
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lmao in the course of reading this the cover has fallen off an the page edges are doing that thing where chunks randomly break off. it’s heading to the craft supplies once i finish, rip.
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10 days ago
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think this offer is still good?
10 days ago
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love this message! just for clarity, what’s your definition of “everyone”? because it sure doesn’t seem to include the palestinian people
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15 days ago
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i know screen time is bad but like what am i supposed to do when he wakes up before five am multiple days a week and i’m dying
17 days ago
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let’s gooooo
21 days ago
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i’m so sick of the frost!!!! why!!!!!
22 days ago
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banned from the kitchen (chocolate chip cookies are in progress)
22 days ago
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wee woo wee woo wee woo
28 days ago
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important boy meeting
about 1 month ago
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onion person
about 1 month ago
olivia nuzzi might be one of the most insane people i’ve ever seen in the world of journalism. WHAT IS THIS LMFAO come on!!!!
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the mummies will not harm the sirens because they can sense the good vibes
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Are Newark’s mummies to blame for Devils’ bad injury luck? We asked the archeologist who found them
Archeologists found mummies underneath the Prudential Center. Are they to blame for Devils' bad injury luck?
https://www.nj.com/devils/2025/11/are-newarks-mummies-to-blame-for-devils-bad-injury-luck-we-asked-the-archeologist-who-found-them.html?gift=bf2cfd60-26bc-4cde-885a-3a22f206de7c
about 1 month ago
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we got taco bell on the way home from grocery shopping and unfortunately that means i ordered too many items and need a nap
about 1 month ago
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they’re twins actually
about 1 month ago
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just got a bad email and ate approx a pound of kringle, ama
about 1 month ago
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we gave ben a haircut last night and he looks so grown up that i am crashing out about it because he won’t stay a baby forever
about 1 month ago
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urbain i am better than you in literally every way. my pokemon are stronger, my outfits are cuter, and i never missed a loan payment to the mob. stop BOTHERING me.
about 1 month ago
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i don’t know why my body has decided that my period comes early every month but i would like to register a complaint
about 1 month ago
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onion person
about 2 months ago
best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan
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lunch time
youtu.be/Bxt0AEoANJk?...
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John Mulaney's Friend Only Likes Macaroni With Butter | Netflix Is A Joke
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
https://youtu.be/Bxt0AEoANJk?si=UDfRX8Y1QgLzNC-i
about 2 months ago
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the persistence of the ny sirens ticket sales staff wins again, after the dozenth email i caved and bought home opener tickets
about 2 months ago
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sports are great, i’m two millers and half a bagel in by 11am.
about 2 months ago
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all i need from this game
about 2 months ago
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finished my book, at least that’s something
2 months ago
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so much of parenting is just waiting for the pediatrician to call back with an answer to “is this normal?”
2 months ago
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Sean T. Collins
3 months ago
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true
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i made and ate too much quesadilla and now i might die, ama
2 months ago
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so when you’re pregnant there’s a lot of contradictory and, frankly, unproven advice available to you. one of the things that sent me into a spiral was the potential “risks” of tylenol, which i had taken before i heard about this.
3 months ago
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tonight we went out to dinner with family and as we were leaving a stranger complimented ben for being generally delightful and i might cry about it
3 months ago
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i’ve finally achieved a chair position that causes zero back pain and my horrible dog son has joined me in this comfort only to let out the most noxious odors
3 months ago
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went to church today
3 months ago
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happy 9/11 to the country themed bar where at midnight on 9/11/2011 they had a girl in a bikini ride a mechanical bull in slow motion, i will never forget you
3 months ago
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i feel like absolute garbage today (double vaxxed baby) and now i’m fully crying at a picture my mom sent me of ben feeding grass to some bunnies
3 months ago
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this is his hat now it matches his shirt
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4 months ago
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i am once again feeling sick and watching a four hour video about a now-closed hotel. surely this will fix me.
4 months ago
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sometimes i think about this raccoon i saw two years ago and hope he’s doing okay
4 months ago
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i caught the daycare plague and it’s making me even crankier than normal, totally get why the boy was fussy all week
4 months ago
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but mom that’s my emotional support diet coke
4 months ago
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world’s smallest blaidens fan is ready for flamecon
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@valentinemsmith.bsky.social
4 months ago
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anyone want saturday flamecon tickets? i was over optimistic about taking a baby to a con the week we moved
4 months ago
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i rarely roll great, but when i do, it’s for the bit
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4 months ago
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about to pack my clothes in garbage bags for moving, going full angelina
4 months ago
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me at the start of this week: surely i’ll be able to juggle moving tasks with work, it’ll be tiring but doable my son’s daycare: here’s some hand foot and mouth disease for your baby, have fun
5 months ago
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Zoe Tunnell
5 months ago
TODAY'S THE DAY!! GO GO to your local comic shop and pick up POWER RANGERS: RITA'S REWIND!!
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me to my medication every day
5 months ago
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Trung Le Nguyen
5 months ago
I don’t think I have a favorite x-man. Like, imagine picking a favorite cast member of Vanderpump Rules. I’m not rooting for anybody; I’m just here for mess.
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