been up since 3:30 with sick toddler, but jason just made me a hot dog and now the world is good again

me: i don’t have time to watch a television series also me: i have time to read the six books the series is based on

WENTWORTH JUST SAID “HALF AGONY HALF HOPE” AND IM KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING

imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin

i’ve been sick for the last week and while i’m very grateful that i’m sick and not ben, i would very much like to not feel like absolute shit

lmao in the course of reading this the cover has fallen off an the page edges are doing that thing where chunks randomly break off. it’s heading to the craft supplies once i finish, rip.

think this offer is still good?

love this message! just for clarity, what’s your definition of “everyone”? because it sure doesn’t seem to include the palestinian people

i know screen time is bad but like what am i supposed to do when he wakes up before five am multiple days a week and i’m dying

let’s gooooo

i’m so sick of the frost!!!! why!!!!!

banned from the kitchen (chocolate chip cookies are in progress)

wee woo wee woo wee woo

important boy meeting

olivia nuzzi might be one of the most insane people i’ve ever seen in the world of journalism. WHAT IS THIS LMFAO come on!!!!

the mummies will not harm the sirens because they can sense the good vibes

we got taco bell on the way home from grocery shopping and unfortunately that means i ordered too many items and need a nap

they’re twins actually

just got a bad email and ate approx a pound of kringle, ama

we gave ben a haircut last night and he looks so grown up that i am crashing out about it because he won’t stay a baby forever

urbain i am better than you in literally every way. my pokemon are stronger, my outfits are cuter, and i never missed a loan payment to the mob. stop BOTHERING me.

i don’t know why my body has decided that my period comes early every month but i would like to register a complaint

best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan

lunch time youtu.be/Bxt0AEoANJk?...

the persistence of the ny sirens ticket sales staff wins again, after the dozenth email i caved and bought home opener tickets

sports are great, i’m two millers and half a bagel in by 11am.

all i need from this game

finished my book, at least that’s something

so much of parenting is just waiting for the pediatrician to call back with an answer to “is this normal?”

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

i made and ate too much quesadilla and now i might die, ama

so when you’re pregnant there’s a lot of contradictory and, frankly, unproven advice available to you. one of the things that sent me into a spiral was the potential “risks” of tylenol, which i had taken before i heard about this.

tonight we went out to dinner with family and as we were leaving a stranger complimented ben for being generally delightful and i might cry about it

i’ve finally achieved a chair position that causes zero back pain and my horrible dog son has joined me in this comfort only to let out the most noxious odors

went to church today

happy 9/11 to the country themed bar where at midnight on 9/11/2011 they had a girl in a bikini ride a mechanical bull in slow motion, i will never forget you

i feel like absolute garbage today (double vaxxed baby) and now i’m fully crying at a picture my mom sent me of ben feeding grass to some bunnies

this is his hat now it matches his shirt

i am once again feeling sick and watching a four hour video about a now-closed hotel. surely this will fix me.

sometimes i think about this raccoon i saw two years ago and hope he’s doing okay

i caught the daycare plague and it’s making me even crankier than normal, totally get why the boy was fussy all week

but mom that’s my emotional support diet coke

world’s smallest blaidens fan is ready for flamecon @zoewithasword.bsky.social @valentinemsmith.bsky.social

anyone want saturday flamecon tickets? i was over optimistic about taking a baby to a con the week we moved

i rarely roll great, but when i do, it’s for the bit

about to pack my clothes in garbage bags for moving, going full angelina

me at the start of this week: surely i’ll be able to juggle moving tasks with work, it’ll be tiring but doable my son’s daycare: here’s some hand foot and mouth disease for your baby, have fun

TODAY'S THE DAY!! GO GO to your local comic shop and pick up POWER RANGERS: RITA'S REWIND!!

me to my medication every day

I don’t think I have a favorite x-man. Like, imagine picking a favorite cast member of Vanderpump Rules. I’m not rooting for anybody; I’m just here for mess.