i’m riding on the @newyorksirens.com train and my day just got a million times better

what’s the name of the genre of books that purport to be history/interviews/etc., but are fictional?

it’s crocs weather babyyyyy

i was worried about logging into work late today (the time change got me), but it turns out that my computer is just refusing to log in entirely so i get credit for trying

my ideal living space is the Sunnydale High library i fear

i’m about to eat some toast and i’m so excited i might cry about it

Why would you reboot Madame Web, a perfect movie. Just give me an equally unhinged sequel.

lmao i thought i was feeling better and then i ate a full actual meal. now i want to die actually.

just two bitches with anxiety telling each other “but what if????”

trying to explain learning to an american: “imagine a hamburger”

feeling well enough today to drink coffee, the most important measure of health

i spent all day yesterday being sick and watching the toddler eat dinner may be enough for me to relapse

all he wants to do is take records out and put them back in

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

xoxo 🫶 Don't be shy, tag who you're sending these to in the comments!

SURPRISE I am THRILLED to be writing SEVEN WIVES, the launch title of IDW's new Crime line of books. Doing this pitch-black fringe Mormon cult murder mystery with @wyrmsfornerves.bsky.social has been an incredible experience and I can't wait for y'all to read it. www.forbes.com/sites/robsal...

track star sydney mclaughlin is probably the most famous, thomas chatterton williams is probably the most online (negative)

dunkin gave me 2 good coffees to 1 bad coffee today, this is a great average for them

love 2 be in the office

75% of the way into this book and i’m still unclear if this situation is going to be explained by actual magic or by childhood trauma. (not a complaint)

they should invent pet hair that doesn’t stick to everything

mom’s side: Fleeing the British (general) dad’s side: Fleeing the British (specific)

love to ask for an increased amount of medication

dad had another heart procedure and this is his first message after. photos of my baby are medicinal actually.

the regime considers all resistance violent resistance. you chanting while holding a sign and carefully remaining on the sidewalk is as worthy of the death penalty to them as someone throwing a Molotov.

yesterday: this weekend will be good to get ben back on a schedule, his sleep has been off since he was sick now: it’s 4am and ms rachel is singing about phonics again

caboose, the orangest cat to ever live, passed away. he was the sweetest cat (because he was too orange to understand when animals and people didn’t like him) and he did his best

i am once again asking scientists to stop working on AI and devote their energy to something that will help people (inventing newports that are good for you)

WE ARE LIVE!! Go back SINK YOUR TEETH IN #1! The 1st issue of a sapphic vampire noir miniseries from an increduble creative team. Follow disgraced PI Corsica Smith as she drags herself from rock bottom into a deadly conspiracy with her ex-love at the center www.kickstarter.com/projects/dea...

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

why was i dressing like a cartoon preschool teacher every day in 2016?

nothing scarier than a baby staring into space in the dark and giggling. what are you looking at. stop that.

lunch of champions

i’m sorry but a woman marrying and being widowed by both brothers/heirs to the taylor ham business, taking over the company and running it like a cartoon villain is the most new jersey news story i’ve ever read

abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point

On vous a entendus. « Oui Woo »

there’s a bachelorette party at the sirens game and some or all of them are dressed as chappel roan. amazing i love hockey.

today i am history’s greatest monster (picked my son’s nose and stole his boogers)

almost seven pm, time to eat my first non-baked good of the day

after last year’s “two toddler dj sets” fiasco, i made sure to tell my sisters that we’re a hard no on drum sets, etc. i thought we were safe. and then jason’s (otherwise reasonable and wonderful) cousins sent a present.

i love my son so much but this weekend has been bioterrorism and i am dying

been up since 3:30 with sick toddler, but jason just made me a hot dog and now the world is good again

me: i don’t have time to watch a television series also me: i have time to read the six books the series is based on

WENTWORTH JUST SAID “HALF AGONY HALF HOPE” AND IM KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING

imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin

i’ve been sick for the last week and while i’m very grateful that i’m sick and not ben, i would very much like to not feel like absolute shit

lmao in the course of reading this the cover has fallen off an the page edges are doing that thing where chunks randomly break off. it’s heading to the craft supplies once i finish, rip.