Oh good, tomorrow will be “51st state” non fucking stop.

Why hasn’t Chris Grier been fired?

At least we aren’t paying a quarterback a zillion dollars a season who is not even worthy of being a backup at this stage.

I wish the owner had no loyalty. He would fire Grier and McDaniel tonight. Trade no one unless they can get a bag of footballs for Chubb. You simply can’t lose like this, and no one gets fired. I have a fear that Grier somehow survives this, and ends up getting locked upstairs or something.

That’s that. They have to fire McDaniel, and Grier needs to go with him. The team is broken, and this quarterback is done.

My god. Make the fucking tackle.

Oh my god. They did it. They got a stop they needed. Now we get to see the other thing we know will happen.

Allen is gaining 11 on this 3rd down.

I love a scheme that has J Phillips in coverage against a pass catching tight end.

We all know what’s about to happen. Chargers will grind down 5:00 minutes off the clock, getting 4 3rd down conversions and will kick a field goal with :50 left. Or, they will rip off a huge play right away.

I’m entirely finished with this quarterback.

They had a lead at the half, and by the end of the 3rd quarter they’ll end up being boat raced.

Why would anyone pass against us? Run it 50 times.

Why the fuck are you trying that field goal?

Our edge players don’t even consider playing the run.

This defence is so bad, one of the worst I’ve seen for this franchise. And Dolphin fans have seen some BAD defence in their time.

Achane is the only reason to watch this fucking team. Watch, we had success with the run and McDaniel will start throwing now.

Our best corner is one our GM decided to wait until the end of camp to sign. Grier is so fucking incompetent.

I wonder if people will stop talking about Epstein if I totally tank the economy.

I was dead wrong about this quarterback. I cheered when he was drafted, I supported the contract extension. Dead fucking wrong. Never seen a guy shrink in big moments like he does. The contract is an albatross. Rebuild number 16 or whatever upcoming.

Fire fucking everyone.

Hahahaha, they’re going to lose this football game. Fire everyone. Get rid of this quarterback, this GM, this coach. Nuke it from orbit

This team, man.

Offensive line (stop if you’ve heard this for two fucking decades) stinks. Panthers haven’t stopped the run all year, and they look like the ‘85 fucking Bears today. I hate this franchise.

And, I’ve been a huge Tua supporter. I wanted him drafted. I was wrong. I’m done with him. This team has pieces. Draft a QB.

The Dolphins defence is on pace to surrender 550 points this season.

They showed up, and didn’t get blown out. Zach Seiler, the guy who sort of “held in” at training camp, was AWFUL week 1, AWFUL week 2, and tonight blew the entire game because of an idiotic penalty. Of course, the QB coming up small in a big moment AGAIN doesn’t help. Hate this team

That fucking sucks. RIP Tomas. Slaughter of the Soul on repeat this weekend.

Fire McDaniel, fire Grier, tank.

I’m sick. This team is a fucking disaster.

The middle of the defensive line is absolute trash. All those resources, and they’re parting like the Red Sea. Seiler looks AWFUL. Phillips is getting moved like he’s on skates.

Almost half time of week 2, the defence still doesn’t have a stop.

I’m glad Zach Seiler got paid, because he looks fucking AWFUL.

What’s the NFL record for most consecutive possessions without getting a stop on defence.

Good lord.

The Miami Dolphins defence has allowed 8 scoring drives in 8 possessions against.

So it turns out the clown who killed Kirk is a hard right, Trump loving gun nut.

Let’s not politicize the Charlie Kirk shooting. This is a time for thoughts and prayers.

By the way, the hard right lunatics are going to use this as a galvanizing moment. Martial law is coming. Show trials are coming. Corpus will be suspended. Elections will be cancelled. The US is a powder keg and this may have lit the fuse.

Did Charlie Kirk deserve to die? Absolutely not. Did he spend a decade fetishizing violence and making demonic enemies out of anyone who didn’t share his narrow viewpoint? Yes. He was a fucking asshole, a liar and a propaganda merchant. He didn’t deserve what happened to him today though.

Getting fucking boat raced by the fucking Colts.

Fire everyone. Start all over again, again. Life as a Miami Dolphins fan.

The Miami Dolphins 2025 season after 42 real time minutes.

In 38 minutes of real time, the Dolphins have been shredded by Dan Jones, have lost a lineman, and turned it over twice. The season lasted 38 minutes.

If Benito Jones is going to play like that, he will be unemployed by the end of the half.

A billion dollars in edge rushers, against a below average line, and they can’t get a whiff of Jones.

One series, one injury to the offensive line, and a turnover. Great start.

My loathing for Donald fucking Trump is seathing. It’s been a thing since the mid-2010’s, but now it is a boiling rage. America is a failed experiment. Sorry, but if you’re capable of electing that CUNT, you deserve no benefit of the doubt. “There’s good people”, nope.

The fact @mark-carney.bsky.social is meeting with a Project 2025 author makes me absolutely fucking livid. Mr. Carney, we should be separating ourselves from a country that is trying to drag itself back to 1890-1910, and be looking into the future.