I'm not as smart as I wish I was.

When @robzacny.bsky.social says what everyone else is thinking on @remapradio.bsky.social

I keep thinking about how they streamlined the tutorial into a training montage. Really sped it along. Has that been done before and I just missed it?

First Light seems pretty damn solid so far. It feels like IOI took the opportunity to treat it like a reboot movie franchise of their own.

lately people be like, "I want this instead of a smartphone". no. no you don't.

screaming into the void about injustice? well, at least it's a growth industry.

I paid 10% this price just a few years ago.

I can't afford to be more interesting.

I wonder how many P-38 Lightnings are still airworthy...

Slightly increase a band. The Black & White Keys

It's Absolute Horses

If a person doesn't actually come from the Caucasuses, they're just a sparking White.

i don't know what most emoji "mean" and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

may the fourth etc etc

All timer. youtu.be/QKzobTCIRDw?...

All timer. youtu.be/B-oxSercnbQ?...

how do computers work? daemons, magic smoke, and thinking rocks

Honeycrisp Pneumonia

this image was taken 25 years ago on a crappy 3.2 megapixel camera on the Ponte Vecchio. It's still one of the best shots I've ever taken. you don't need the best equipment, you just need opportunity and an eye.

nobody winks at anyone anymore.

working on an analogy that AI is like a moving walkway at an airport. something something sure it's a little faster but you're probably better off walking / you still have to wait at the gate so what's the point / yes for some people it's an affordance / but people are mostly using it as a novelty

some of y'all will never know what it's like to have someone like Steve contribute to your silly little online community. Sui generis

Hey Illustrator, what the fuck? It's *one* vertex, what the hell is this misshapen shit?

for some odd reason I can recall every word of You Outta Know. weird.

you know what's exhausting? having to test against whether or not you're arguing with an AI bot or a genuine human moron. it's a razor thin margin.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Advertising peaked in 1891.

"Bluesky is made with AI". No shit sweetie, never would have guessed it's not being held to the highest development standards.

live off the rain and the dirt.

It only took 10 years but NPR caught up to Waypoint / @remapradio.bsky.social

The current American government at work.

What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...

Welcome home, Integrity. Welcome back to a country which currently has none.

The United States is embroiled in a foolish, evil, unpopular war of its own choosing, and there's an incredibly inspiring mission to the Moon in progress. ... wait, what year is this?

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

They're the same picture.

My neck My back My pussy *and* my crack? In this economy?

I did it. I got overnight parts from Japan.

and they're also the ones which feel the best to use. coincidence?

🖤💜 Happy international asexuality day! 🖤💜🐀 (oldie but goldie)

Georgia O'Keeffe would like a word...

🚨: NASA just dropped a full disk image of Earth taken by Artemis II 🤯

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

"The future is already here... it's just not very evenly distributed." How prescient (and how far short of the mark; in terms of how precipitous the decline would proceed) this man was.

This is honestly a really interesting semantic problem. And it emphasizes the importance of accuracy and how slight differences of language can change meaning. I think I might have just introduced a tautological problem of my own.

GO BABY GO!

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

a cool game by a cool person

Reminder that I am the cofounder of @glydrgg.bsky.social, a foot-based controller for PC, Mac, and Linux that is available now for purchase. My first order of business when I started with my cofounders was secure the URL feetlegal.com, because I'm a true visionary.

Cannot believe @gameonysus.bsky.social admitted to pulling a Kristi Noem on her Furby on the latest episode of @remapradio.bsky.social It's always the one you least suspect, y'know?