Watching Frankenstein!

ELITE

you know what? I’m old enough I’ll start watching Jeopardy

oh to be young again with my best friend at a gay dance club dancing to Robyn’s Dopamine.

Time to speak my truth. Toy Story 3 was the perfect end to ANDY’s story. Toy Story 4 was WOODY’s ending. Tired of pretending Toy Story 4 was a heartless cash grab. It was good and gave us closure with Woody!!

🧵my non-sports friends being forced fed sports. 2/ fantasy football

sigh

Living closer to my dad and spending more time together means by default I am watching sports again. Like I get it, it’s fun. But I do miss the 8 year period where a group of men didn’t influence my emotional state.

That holiday season desire to Star wars

UNIVERSE I SWEAR TO GOD

It’s the Netflix Flanagan-verse for me. Haunting of Hill House. Midnight Mass. Haunting of Blythe Manor. Fall of House Usher.

Listening to Hung Up by Madonna and loving my life choices.

When I die, regardless of whether or not you find anything interesting, please say that I had a study

Is it truly a passport photo if it’s not the most heinous photo you’ve ever taken.

Japan flights booked. How I’m feeling.

In case you’re wondering what I’ve been up to this spring/summer, I’ve spent most of my time helping turtles cross roads and rescuing frogs from the pool.

Watching a Chic-fil-a bag go through the airport security x-ray right now.

They’re so hot and in love so I just know Rockstar is killing one of them and making us choose which one.

Watching Andor. Eating a bowl of strawberries. Dog in lap, getting spare parts of strawberries. Life is good. May the 4th, nerds.

Insane marketing

Bright veneers take me out of apocalypse shows/movies every time.

it’s White Lotus Sunday.

These two things above all else: 1). Find who your people are 2). Do right by them

Just me and the dog. Who I love so much.

Just spent an hour explaining the Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively lawsuit battle to my mom over breakfast.

If you see this, help me settle a debate. What is better, the crunchy or soft taco?

Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.

The energy I bring

It’s time we finally admit that Gangnam Style and Harlem Shake was the closest we’ve ever gotten to world peace

happy nye!! ✨🪩🎇

Why do dogs make me cry

Phasmaphobia is for the girls

Absolutely obsessed with movies using techno as soundtracks i.e. The Challengers and The Substance. Scratches my brain so good.

If I win the lottery, there would be signs. (Sesame Street is funded for the next millennium.)

Saturday morning. You know what it means. London fog + Mac Miller’s tiny desk.

Died every single ghost hunt in Phasmaphobia tonight

just got out of the hair salon where I spent 3 hours telling my stylist my deepest fears, dreams, hopes, and secrets that my closest friends don’t even know. now we won’t speak for 7 more weeks.

Crying again because my dog is not immortal

I love when Spotify is like Congrats🎉🎉! Your Vibe This Year Was Carnival Fire in Willy Wonka Hell

Why is "phoning it in" an expression for minimal effort? Phoning is emotional hard labor!

If you care to find me, look to the best western sky

A new Kendrick album on the same day as the Wicked Soundtrack?

Dad just asked if I want to watch the “Welcome to Oz” movie tomorrow

I feel deep pity for everyone who hasn’t been able to experience Colorado’s own Casa Bonita. Every restaurant needs cliff divers while you’re shoveling down queso and margs.

Best shot in Star Wars goes to

Good morning