If you would like to see me live on stage with Andy Zaltzman, look no further! The Bugle Live - Brisbane | The Paddo Tavern Tuesday 2nd December 2025 Doors 6.00pm Show 7.00pm 🎟️ https://www.standup.com.au/event/andy-zaltzman-the-bugle-live/

I do love a Perth test match. Can spend the afternoon at work pretending to be productive watching the match, then get to come home and watch all evening

You’d better believe it’s the most wonderful time of the year

But the cruelty is worth so much more than the dollars alone

Today's front page 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Inside you there are two wolves

I’m sure that the Australian Government, famous for doing IT Projects Good, will execute this well

That’s me in the lunchroom That’s me by the microwave Heating up my tuna

Yep, shouldn’t have eaten that bowl of cupcake icing.

Men

Society is 9 missed meals from anarchy. Any Australian political party is 3 newspolls from a spill.

Definitely a contender

EAT MY ENTIRE ASSHOLE, CHUCK SCHUMER.

Absolutely fuming that the QLD government doesn't have any voting locations open today

We're hiring infrastructure experts. If you (or someone you know) can rack n stack, work with VMWare, Azure Local, AD, Exchange, Azure etc etc im keen to put them forward for the Infra Principal role at Brennan!

Yes… all of those lefties moving from…NYC…to…Texas

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

Wake up babe, new method of employee expense fraud just dropped.

Yesssssss Brisbane

If only everyone could have predicted this www.thegamer.com/ea-generativ...

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

That basket looks big enough for all my eggs! - AWS

The Revolution will be transmitted on AWS US-EAST-1.

Abandoning food altogether in favour of coffee WCPGW

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

Nice

Yes, excellent decision to continue to set the planet on fire for this amazing technology.

Yep, phone numbers and people’s b’days. I always highlight these examples as us “outsourcing” the part of our brain that remembered this to tech/social media and now we don’t use that part of our brain as much. So imagine what your losing when outsourcing the thinking part of your brain to ChatGPT

lol. lmao even.

GONNA HAVE A LITTLE LABUBU TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... It’s Agile isn’t it

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

I mean, maybe there's just no corruption around here...

Oh, it’s been 15 seconds since I checked the rectangle of sadness, better check it again

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Given this is making some waves - here is the piece and you can judge for yourself. (I'm fine, there are no issues - right wing ecosystem just doing what right wing ecosystem does). Take care of you - it's rough out there! Ax amyremeikis.substack.com/p/charlie-ki...

Fkn cookers

A colloquial Swedish word for giving a confident answer to something you know nothing about is killgissa, or “guy-guessing.” Conversely, the lesser-known word tjejveta (meaning “girl-knowing”) can describe elucidating (shelucidating?) on a topic you have expertise in.

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides