If grocery prices stay this unpredictable, 7-Eleven's going to have a tough time maintaining their policy of charging twice what everybody else does.

"Intensive care nurses immediately doubted the word of federal immigration officers when they arrived at a Minneapolis hospital with a Mexican immigrant who had broken bones in his face and skull." abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

Crazy Neighbor is wearing me down daily with his learned helplessness about doing even the most basic, intuitive shit on his computer and phone.

HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

If you think that we're going to have midterm elections in any real and meaningful way, you are really not reading the room.

I walked out of the bedroom and caught Snowball sitting at his dish, waiting for me to come out and notice him. If he ever learns to clear his throat, I'm in trouble.

When it comes to Highlander movies, I wish there could Be Only One.

whitney cummings should be whitney goings

Apparently they found a better print of Manos and it’s getting a 4k restoration I’m so happy. That movie still sucks.

M. Night Shyamalan contributed MELANIA's twist ending. Spoiler: she was dead inside the entire time.

Cool. Try a fucking consequence dude.

So many crew members have demanded that their names be removed from MELANIA that Trump is wondering if he should hop on this trend himself and remove his name from his wife.

It's hard to tell whether he's using "it" to refer to the movie or to his wife.

Bad enough that he was off his mark and forgot all of the blocking that we had gone over extensively; I explicitly told him not to break the fourth wall and what does he do? Looks right at the camera. Again. This was our 29th take.

The wrong Home Alone 2 star died.

I'm watching "Emergency!" and got unreasonably excited when one of the paramedics, en route to the site of a call, said, "Let's take Victory." THAT'S MY STREET! And as a bonus, they found Keenan Wynn when they got there.

If you still take Ezra Klein seriously, you desperately need a proctologist to do something about where your head is wedged.

Ezra Klein is not a fucking liberal, he’s an apologist who grifts on white liberals who don’t wish their bullshit to be confronted.

its an interesting thought experiment what would happen if "leftists" somehow all became moderate reformists and functionally stopped existing, but then who would those moderates steal their rhetoric from 20 years too late

leftists were exactly correct about everything and establishment dems did everything possible to ignore and ostracise them for decades. anyway, I blame leftists for what is happening

Hitler was elected to power with 34% of the vote, and in 1945, with millions dead and Germany in ruins, 34% of Germans still supported his ideas

Sees another silly headline that MAGA is abandoning Trump and just shakes my head in disgust because his supporters are so NOT fucking doing that. How do I know? I live amongst them.

The catch-22 of democracy is that it kind of only works when everybody agrees to do it. Now that we've had a president, administration, and judiciary that have broken democracy simply by refusing to do it, that's gonna be a hell of a genie to stuff back in the bottle.

In 1933 the nazis didn't frame the erosion of their constitutions courts and laws as repression. They said they were protecting public order and preventing chaos and destruction. After the Reichstag fire they had all the precedent they needed to arrest journalists and political opponents

Only her fourth movie and she was working for Scorsese.

Get this demon out of the White House already. And again, if you voted for him—EVER—you are an evil and dumb piece of shit who should know nothing but shame, pain, and ridicule for the rest of your life.

At the very least, Dems, motion to impeach him and keep on motioning to impeach him, even if it goes nowhere. Don't for one second treat him like he is a legitimate U.S. President.

Trump executive order seizes authority over Los Angeles area building permits. "In a statement, a spokesperson for [California Gov. Gavin] Newsom called Trump a ‘clueless idiot who believes that the state and federal governments can issue local rebuilding permits.’" www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/n...

Another banger from Jonathan Guyer, who's been on the USAID-Gaza beat for a few years. If anyone wonders why I really, really hate Joe Biden and his administration? It's because I had to work for them on Gaza. They're evil, evil people who deserve prison.

Catherine O'Hara was so good on 'The Studio" (because of course she was).

She was the best.

Jesus Christ. 2026 is really putting the knife in and twisting it. R.I.P.

Pointing out Republican hypocrisy is and always has been a dead end. They don't care if you catch them in a lie. They don't care that their ethics and morals are inconsistent. They care about advancing their bigotry and getting their way, full stop.

Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist https://theonion.com/conspiracy-theory-wastes-no-time-getting-racist-1839031580/

Which also perfectly describes Gavin Newsom, and why we can't let him become our Keir Starmer.

I've heard good things about MARTY SUPREME, but there is absolutely no excuse for casting fascist ghoul Kevin O'Leary in one's film.

I'm confused as to what Don Lemon supposedly "did" besides cover a protest.

It'd be a great time for us to have an opposition party that consists of more than the 6 or 7 elected Democrats who pay attention and give a damn.

"donald trump is the sovereign instantiation of the popular will and so of course the constitution is whatever he says it is"

very fun to think that there are at least four votes for "the president can unilaterally rewrite a constitutional amendment"

But for the censorship and surveillance, I'd take China over this. (And make no mistake, the censorship and surveillance is on its way here, too.)

If ICE was going door to door to sign everyone up for free healthcare, Schumer and Jeffries would have been stopped them already.

History is written by the winners. You know who it's not written by? The elected representative who shrugs their shoulders in the face of fascism and says, "What do you expect me to do?"

They came for the immigrants. They came for the trans kids. They came for the scientists. They came for the teachers and students. They came for the women. 🔴YOU ARE HERE] -> They have come for the journalists (even though they already own/control most mainstream media)

Green Arrow is a hero to the common people, yet he chose to name himself after the traffic signal every pedestrian hates.