Felt this in my bones this evening but at least I wasn't the guy who vomited on like 6 strangers in the middle of a restaurant.

Our kitchen island has been displaced in the move and is now more of a kitchen foreign territory but fuuuuuck I have missed my pie dishes and ability to make things! #foodsky #cookingsky #quichesky

Trip to IKEA today was a washout decor wise, but still got to spend the day with two handsome blokes and continue my tradition of always taking the child's route through the tunnel.

Emergency haircut was received today, husband snuck a photo. If I'm looking stressed it's probably because I am and this was before the washing machine forced me to mop the floor prematurely. #newhair #gayhair #disaster

Got into the new house and discovered the last owner has just been living with a bunch of broken stuff thinking it's totally fine and why would she want things like a shower and washing machine that actually drain when you can just install another elsewhere ohmyfuckinggod Plumbing claim incoming 🫣😬😭

Was behind a Tesla earlier *spits* that appeared to be consistently indicating in the opposite direction to which it was traveling and I can't help but wonder if this is driver error or if it's just fucked. Super safe either way!

Used some Dettol earlier and I'm having a pavlovian response in that I'm absolutely requiring a new tattoo 🤣

Decision in the Sandie Peggie case. She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...

Eurovision should be something joyful, uplifting, and innocently silly. It cannot be that while accepting a genocidal state as a participant. The UK should join other countries with backbones, and withdraw.

Eurovision members have just voted AGAINST excluding Israel from the contest. Russia was excluded the moment they attacked Ukraine in 2022, but apparently genocide is fine if its Israel inflicting it on Palestinians. Will the BBC tell us how they voted?

And the resulting FRENCH ONION SOUP #foodsky #frenchonionsoup #winterfood

🤍 We stand with every family affected by the Girlguiding policy change What happened to this young girl is not an abstract policy debate. It's a child who was excited to be part of Rainbows with her friends, tried her sessions, loved them, was ready to join. Now she's been told she doesn't belong.

These fuckers claim astronomical profit and the entire point of privatisation is that that hefty profit is to go into this sort of upkeep and modernisation. Privatisation is a scam and any government who doesnt push back is weak.

Finally I have mastered cutting enough onions for french onion soup without shedding a single tear or dying a burney eyed death and all it took was actual forward planning god fucking damn it. #foodsky #frenchonion #cooking

One really dumb tradition I have for my little brother (34) is that on tags and cards I will replace stuff with JEB for no reason. There is no backstory other than I thought it would be funny. I have no idea why I am like this

As a treat, I'm gonna keep an eye out for jobs next year (groan)! Are there any sectors NOT going through or heading into massive layoffs? Cus LOL fed UP of this shit 🤣

I wrote a Christmas song a long while ago that's complicated and queer and angry and sweary but with a nice happy little jingle to it. Especially hard to think of all the kids who've had the shit bombed out of them since the last time I posted it just one year ago. Merry December y'all. #musicsky

this is where your harry potter money goes. to fund the people pushing for all this. the richer she gets, the more power she wields. hope you enjoy that hermione bobble head or whatever

New house bought after months of waiting. Money all transferred out of our account and into the solicitors. Help, we're poor again 🤣 9 days till we move in 😱

Oh hey December (👀whothefuckletyouinsosoon) here's a Christmas song. I might record another if I find time before we move (10 days!!) but for now this is my offering to the CHRISTMAS gods.

LONG RAMBLING EMOTIONAL THREAD: It's World AIDS Day. Since the Administration has decided to keep it quiet, I'd like to share my introduction to AIDS. I grew up in Seattle. My mom remarried a man who had a brother who was a King County Sheriff's Deputy. His name was Terry and he was gay. 1/x

“Stories of the devastating impact of US, British and wider European aid cuts on the fight against HIV – particularly in sub-Saharan Africa – continue to mount as 2025 comes to an end.” #WorldAIDSDay www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

Let's start an over 30 / over 40 selfie thread since we have one of each here ✨✨ 39 next month and 42 for the foreseeable future

In honour of the cheapest room we can find, also have a cheap (but quiet) night in. Also aware of how painfully Scottish/British this bag is.

Our upstairs neighbour who is usually very loud and throws parties on Wednesdays and Sundays till about 1am just popped a note through the door to let us know they're having a party Saturday just so we aren't surprised by it and like... Do they think they aren't noisy oh god. 14 days till we move.

Can absolutely recommend never throwing a spoonful of frying hot butter over your thumb while cooking dinner. Very unenjoyable, zero out of ten stars.

This fucking prick has spent years giving in to the most hateful people and denying that’s what he’s doing but suddenly he’s shocked and furious that the vile rhetoric he’s been enabling at every step actually affects people he knows. Fuck off Keir.

Rachel Reeves says this Labour Governments decisions are "necessary." Why is it always necessary to hit the living standards of the 99%? When are we going to make the necessary decisions about extreme wealth?

fuck you the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh

They could have taxed wealth but instead they've gone for the working class AGAIN and people are thanking them 🤣 country is fucked!

Coming up from behind by Marcy Playground SHOULD instantly make me think of the burlesque act I did where I "cut a girls head off" and rubbed her "brains" all over my body (it was Halloween) BUT my instant thought is my ex who sang the chorus to me about two times in a stupid voice. WTfuck brain?

Next up to read: The Gallopers by Jon Ransom. It's probably too much to ask that this doesn't destroy me. Will I finish it before the new year? We shall see. #booksky #thegallopers

Just finished "The Family Experiment" by John Marrs. Can't say I'd recommend it unless you are looking for something incredibly unserious but it was, at least, mildly entertaining. Moving on to a polari prize winner next I think! #booksky #thefamilyexperiment

Finished "After You" by Jojo Moyes today and let me tell you I sobbed for about two hours while reading it last night. Such an emotional rollercoaster. Brilliant. Next up The Family Experiment by John Marrs which already sounds grim AF 🎉 #booksky #afteryou #thefamilyexperiment

Why go there at all? There will also be matches in Canada and Mexico www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...

Distracted fascist

Unsure Gold is my colour but it's about a third of the weight of my black one and is already so much comfier! #septum #piercing

Morning.

My mum had a notification that a package was delivered with a picture of a stranger holding it- wasn't even at her house. So obviously she focused on the fact that she thought she could see Paul McCartneys face in the tarmac of the pavement under their arm

This is how I find out about a new Stargate project?!? I'll take it.

If you haven’t already joined the greens now is the time. Labour is ideologically hollow and committed to the same theoretic solutions as Tories and reform. Ditch them all, choose decency.

Just got my covid booster and they need to figure one out that doesn't leave your arm achy please thanks bye send nudes.

Up next in the reading list: "After you" by JoJo Moyes which is the sequel to "Me before you", which was devastatingly sad. Why does my reading list hate me. Someone suggest something queer and joyful for me for after this? #booksky #nowreading #booksyggestions

Just finished The Book of Dust: The Rose Field. That was great. I laughed. I cried. I picked up the very obvious change in plot that leaves a whole adventure open that we are apparently just not discussing ok FINE I GUESS. *WHEEZES* #booksky

I literally cannot read the word "sickening" without it sounding like a positive affirmation from a drag queen in my head. He took a sickening dive, straight down? Yass queen slay work boots. #booksky

Fuck you Kim Davis! Pay up you homophobic piece of garbage bitch. apnews.com/article/supr...

Nothing better than when people ask how you're doing and you say tired and they say "Yeah you look tired". Like.... Thank you, please, drain what little energy I have left 🥰✌️

This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful. Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened. This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.