"Educational books are quite a good thing". Andrea, The Apprectice 2026. Thick as mince...

Do people really still wear skinny jeans?

Asked chat GPT to create a caricature based on my job, ffs 😂

Miss being blonde. Miss it being summer.

Not this cunt again 🙄

A day of training has absolutely ruined my monday. A room full of people who just love the sound of their own voices and want to share every war story they've had. Bore off.

Good to have Mock The Week Back

You're holdin' up traffic, green means go....

Had such a lovely day. Dog walk. Garden centre trip. Gardening. Run. Cold dip. Now chilling with a brew! Do you like my cock... ?

I know this is slow compared to many but this time last year I was halfway through couch to 5k and was petrified at having to run 5k none stop. 6 months ago 5k took me about 50 minutes. I'm proud of myself. If I can do this, anyone can!

Now #ASOS want to deduct £3.95 from every return if they feel you return too much. I will just shop elsewhere 🤷‍♂️

4 degrees

How is he still president?

Done and dusted. Thanks to all that donated. £170 raised. 40 miles in the bag. Next? I have plans.

🙌

One of the best scenes from the show

What a great hour

In Hebden Bridge today for sauna and cold dip thing. Must stop for soap.

That actress/singer is an absolute nause 😂😂😂😂

Never trust a fart once you hit 40.

Another bunch of absolute dickheads on The Apprectice this year. Bloody love it.

Post cold dip

OMG 🥶

100% this.

FML

Am now reading the books that fill in the gaps between Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens.

Just watched Rise Of Skywalker and so ends my entire Star Wars rewatch in timeline order including all films and series. I regret nothing.

33 miles done. Will carry on logging through Jan. socialsync.app/fundraiser/c...

Has anyone ever had a dog on fluoxetine for anxiety? Wondering if it worked and what the costs were 😊

New running/gym gear

I dont know who needs to hear this but I promise you, no one, not a single person, not even your mum, wants to see your shit unboxing video on Instagram or anywhere else.

Week 1 of 10k training done ✔️

A board of peace made up of mostly war mongering old men. OK.

It is not.

Just complained to Amazon because the delivery driver drove over the front lawn, it's a mess but easily sorted. They've given me a £90 credit to my account.

"Influencers"* we don't need a 5 minute video of your "running fit" just go for your fucking run and shut up.... *get a job

Morning.

Spa break

Use weightloss jabs if you want but don't start an Instagram account about it with unboxing videos, videos of it in your fridge and other such things just for likes and attention.

I miss Australia so much. Can't wait to go back 😩

This is soooooo good ❤️❤️❤️ open.spotify.com/track/7dr9uW...

This was so good