Thinking about hitting the grocery store for a discount turkey in the morning

Dak may have won this Thanksgiving game, but never forget that he pooped his pants in the egg bowl one year.

Oooooh hot take that will make people On Here mad: a rivalry game that crosses state lines can only be a secondary rivalry at best.

Tom Brady's dog should be a pomeranian named Pom Brady.

The drive back from my in-laws’ place always makes me want to fall asleep which really sucks when I’m the one driving!

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Murray just completely ignored a squirrel on the fence.

Lmao SJ Tuohy is going to be the AD at ULM

This argument always pisses me off. 1. YOU CANNOT FIND WHOLE TURKEYS IN MOST GROCERY STORES OUTSIDE OF THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS 2. You’re usually not hosting enough people to make a whole turkey—especially a very large one—worth the effort.

I got my Vintaglo Christmas lights in that I ordered last year after seeing Technology Connections’s video and honestly the wait was worth it and I wish I had ordered more. They look amazing.

Desserts are good, turkey is good, ham is good, food is generally just good. That is my hot take.

My little nugget always gets more talkative the more tired she is and she’s been trying to fall asleep for 20 minutes now and every time I get up to bounce her, she either sees a lamp or the dog and starts babbling at them.

I like it better when we’re not on SEC Shorts, actually.

The Until Saturday signoff was pretty funny today. Also if Ole Miss, TAMU, SMU and UNT all make the playofflike Austin Mock’s latest projection, that covers all of the alma maters between my household and my stepdad’s.

Why did instagram ruin hashtags? I just want to find stuff with exactly the hashtag I’m searching for and not whatever the hell Meta AI thinks is relevant to my search.

Timeline cleanse: Kids throwing toilet paper after Auburn-Mercer. Such non-conference games draw young families and others who avoid SEC ticket prices, giving Toomers Corner a sweet vibe.

Nugget had the most amazing day and my heart is so full

I’d be so pissed if someone poured Gatorade and feathers on a suit of mine

Hey everybody, I know the last few weeks got a lot of folks interested in using an antenna for OTA television. Right now, the FCC is considering a rule to allow broadcasters to implement DRM, requiring everyone to buy expensive new tuners. Comment here against case 16-142:

Pat McCafé taking up for Ole Miss

I love secret lives of Mormon wives so much. This is like Gen Z Real Housewives and I never expected to fall into this trash tv trap but I can’t help it, it’s so stupid it just sucks me in.

Will this child please stay asleep when I set her in her crib the third time

Dan Wolken keeps siding with Ole Miss against Kiffin and it feels weird

I’m upset to find out that 95% of the commercials for the Game Show Network are for Medicare-adjacent products. Game shows are fun for all ages!

Those Parmesan garlic dots are too good

When I would say I was an accounting major, people would always say “wow you must be good at math.” No, that’s what the calculator is for. Accounting is a logical framework generally speaking, and more specifically, being good at reading regulation and applying it to that framework.

I usually think profanity filters on a forum meant for adults is dumb, but the one on the 247 boards makes grown men type things like “And Keith and boyce need to put on their big boy pants and stop acting like lane's beyotch” and I think that’s neat.

Possible goofballs in northwest Tennessee

We had a weird power outage for a half second today and it reset the microwave after all this time but thanks to this skeet, I fixed it immediately

breastfeeding is such a beautiful, intimate experience.

I had my wedding on a game day in the fall and avoided having to watch Ole Miss lose to Florida that year, so honestly fall weddings can be a real positive force in the universe.

If you want to see crash outs and you have a 247 subscription, rebels247.com is the place to go. I just want to enjoy being 10-1 and having a really good chance of making the playoffs. I don’t really care if he stays at this point or not, I want to focus on the fun stuff again.

Stay or go, Lane, just make a goddamn decision

What a great score

Now that the game is over, what a fuckin team. We’ve got a dude who was in D2 last year at the helm, one of the two best RBs in the game this year, and a shot at the playoffs in the middle of November. Lane was right about one thing: we’re in the good ol’ days right now.

Good morning to people whose teams did NOT have a stupid, season-altering loss yesterday.

Okay tbf it’s hard to win a game when you don’t score in the second half

HAHAHAHAHA Mike Elko going “fuck me fuck me fuck me”

My husband loves to explain computer things in-depth to people who are too polite to tell him they are not going to retain that information and I love him for that.

TexAgs taking being down 30-3 in stride.

DOINK

I caught a secondary poop during the diaper change. Where is my award.

oh no aggie what is you doin

AARON DOING WHAT WE ALL WISH WE COULD

The sycophancy out of mcafee is so grating. You can’t like every fanbase! That’s not what sports is about!

Getting ready to go to Costco at 9 AM 😏

This lesson has so many more applications than just moderation, too. If there’s a really simple solution to a longstanding problem, there’s probably a reason it hasn’t been implemented yet, and it’s not because the people in charge are idiots (usually).

He’s on a podcast I listen to occasionally for coaching search updates and I watched one from Monday and dude is so fucking tired already and he has like six months to go just for the primary

RED CUP REBELLION MENTIONED

I have Done Work today and I want to nap