LFGGGGGGGGGG DART SHOW

The creation and monetization of the baby sleep advice industry is evil

ngmi

If we’re getting raptured tomorrow I’m just going to log off of work today.

aight

State ✅ LSU ✅ Ark-Oklahoma?

Oh yeah, that’s the good stuff right there

It’s four in the morning and we’re wide awake in the rocking chair, staring at and cooing at the lamp.

Oh my, Indiana.

Once again, very respectfully

best thing you’ll see today. cbs sports cfb guru @shehanjeyarajah.com was on tv and his daughter recognized him. 😭😭

That’s a catch, come on

Skinned my knee, baby refuses to let my mom hold her without screaming, full on sleep regression going on, everything is definitely going to be fine for the next two weeks when Mr. Noodles is gone. The skinned knee isn’t really related but it just happened and it hurts.

DOINK OFF THE IRON SKILLET

DOINK

So much dumber here

WHY FRIEND SHAPED

John Barleycorn Must Die

O R A N G E P H O N E

I was going to be responsible and back my Mac mini up before upgrading to Tahoe but then I remembered I wasn't willing to pay for the storage upgrade so I don't have anything but apps installed on the hard drive so I get to just yolo it

Boy we had a bad sleep night last night and I am dragging today. I need a Celsius drip or something.

It’s North Texas Giving Day here and if anyone is so inclined, Well Grounded is an organization that hires formerly incarcerated mothers to get them back on their feet. They’re trying to start two new businesses and buy a sober living house this year. www.northtexasgivingday.org/organization...

People want to watch college baseball in Mississippi.

What I want to play is Breath of the Wild but without the combat that gets in the way of my little explore and collect gameplay.

Just going to drop a book rec for the times when folks are wanting to log off: I’m about 80 pages into Iron In the Blood, a book about the Alabama-Auburn football rivalry by @jaybusbee.bsky.social. I have learned a lot and it’s been great so far.

Child, Please Stop Trying To Fart In Your Sleep Because It Wakes You Up pt. cvii

Okay the upside of all of this stuff is that my mother and stepfather have learned about furries now and I never thought I’d live to see the day when I had to explain to them that furries are actually the backbone of the internet, a fact I learned when I joined this esteemed website.

Sometimes I forget how right wing the sports folks are in general and then I interface with The Message Board and reality smacks me in the face.

I didn’t post anything on fb or IG about being pregnant or having nugget which means that every time I talk to someone I haven’t talked to in a while, I get to share her with them for the first time.

I remember doing a comparative constitutionalism class in Germany during a study abroad trip and it was the first time I’d been introduced to this kind of thinking in the South African constitution. It’s not completely crazy but it’s also not a correct reading of the US constitution.

Do not @ this account unless your college football team currently leads its conference standings 😤😤😤

Another reason I love Northpark Mall: multiple dedicated nursing rooms throughout the mall.

Y’all remember ceiling cat? Pete Carroll remembers ceiling cat.

THIS IS WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR. YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM.

DOINK AFTER DARK IN ARIZONA

That was the most Aggie-gonna-blow-it game I’ve ever seen and Aggie didn’t blow it

Holy shit aggies

THE SEVEN LAYER BURRITO IS BACK?!

Okay NOW hotty toddy, gg Hawgs, win all the rest of them please. Love you Sam Pittman.

I ain’t celebrating until the clock hits zero; this is Arky-Ole Miss.

With all due respect to SCar fans, I did not understand the preseason rankings

THE PITTMAN’S A Family of Educators ESPN come on how do you trip on your own dick that badly

Okay idk lfg trinidad chambliss?

This Ole Miss-Arkansas game has excellent uniform matchups.

Cracker Barrel could go with the original rebrand again and I bet no one would pay it any attention right now.

Tech fans really living their best lives today

Caw caw go mean green

BEES BABY!!!!!! BUZZ BUZZ

BEEEEEEE FUCKING EEEEEEEERS

Contact nap and college football. I didn’t think Saturdays could be this good