YOU OWE THE WORLD NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

Legend.

Can’t shake the Devil’s hand and say you’re only kiddin.

This is the ideal truck. You may not like it, but this is what peak truck looks like.

Rented a few classics for movie night.

Now we’re talking. SUPERTRUCK.

Sunset Supra

I have a hell of a pitch for a TV show but no idea how to make a TV show.

Porsche out here catching strays. www.caranddriver.com/news/a710506...

What time is it? It’s 6:40:835 in GTD.

Hey @bencollins.bsky.social can y'all buy @theverge.com so we don't end up with some AI @reckless.bsky.social?

Looks like my new car was born today:

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @mayor.nyc.gov I mean I know you hate cars but this is some cold ass shit, Mayor! www.jalopnik.com/2148807/new-...

Excited to hear what comes out of the Ride.AI conference today...

This car is so Wes Anderson it comes with a mustachioed Jason Schwatzman smoking a cigarette in the boot.

“Nobody who says, ‘I told you so’ has ever been, or will ever be, a hero.” Ursula K. Le Guin THAT SAID…I’ve got receipts on calling this one.

I’m a @naragansett.bsky.social boy through and through but if I need a little extra in the 9th inning, this is the closer.

Let them deliver cake!

The gold is a misstep (mixing 80s and 90s cues) but the Noid makes up for it. This is a proper spec.

Not sure if this one comes with the optional “dirty air” aero kit.

My favorite of the year (so far).

Wilson Fisk ass President.

Starting a prediction market at work for competitive actions. First bet: Will Buick leverage the Grand National/GNX hype for their new sedan?

Toyota ad in @theonion.com

Broncomaxxxing

Gen Z doesn’t want healthcare. They want to ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

Gen Z doesn’t want a pension. They want to fight a gathering darkness in a parallel dimension of their small town.

Cursed!

Geeking out over here. Apparently it recharges at Dunkin just like the rest of us.

Today I woke up to Frost.

Generally I think the Bronco design is perfect...but if I was allowed to change something, I'd make this one small adjustment:

This + Supercharger and I can finally sleep.

RETVRN

Went to see Alash this week - if you get the chance, I highly recommend it. As they said, music doesn’t recognize borders.

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

@theonion.com could rerun this today.

First Amazon RDV spotting in my (sub-sub-urban) western Mass town!

Rivian might want a word with Hyundai about those haptic wheels...

I get a lot of designers reaching out to me curious about what it's like to work in the car industry, and how to get there. So I wrote down all of my advice: www.theturnsignalblog.com/how-to-becom...

Hey @dieworkwear.bsky.social looking for a new gig?

This is what the ideal robotaxi body looks like. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

BYD is censoring us (and threatening to sue) because of negative coverage. Not good! If anyone else wants to report on this I will happily provide a quote www.theautopian.com/why-its-such...

I think Slate is banking on the burgeoning tech rejection era. The only issue is that being right and early is the same as being wrong. (My two bets: before launch, a huge Amazon fleet order and an MSRP below $20k)

Surprised Trump didn’t request a white bunny.

Hey @snopes.com, time to update this one to True (in Colorado) www.snopes.com/fact-check/e...

Walker Evans [Workers Loading Neon "Damaged" Sign into Truck, West Eleventh Street, New York City] 1928–30

Chrysler joked at this press conference that it wouldn’t build the Hellcat Pacifica. They should, and the fact that they think it’s a joke they shouldn’t means they are in deeper trouble than I had thought. Right now they need audacity.

@jtkantor.bsky.social happy home opener! In honor of the 86 team being in the house, can we hear “Frontier Psychiatrist” by The Avalanches?

Dodge literally made a Thin Blue Line Durango.