too real lol

maria couldve just caught the bullet with her teeth if she locked the fuck in

important reminder: food banks usually prefer money to direct food donations because they can buy at discounted rates check with your local food bank to be sure but now is the time to help out

All these people who call orgasm the little death, yet don't call death the big orgasm

Puppy posting

Do it scared means: - Even though you think you aren't ready - Even if there's "just no time" - Even if no one's doing it with you - Even if it feels like its not socially valuable "Do it scared" doesn't necessarily mean your hands are shaking.

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

If I can't randomly call you dude, then girl then babygrill, idk...

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Could use some help with transportation with all the appointments I have coming up. Sharing is appreciated.

When your family discovers your furry account

Episode 2 has been reuploaded to fix some issues with the initial compression. Give it a watch at the link below! Thank you so much to those who came out to the premiere last night. We almost maxed out the instance ✨👏

Keep your heart open. I promise, you are loved

$30> SKETCH COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN, dm me if you are interested!!!

Self-love loophole: Yes I am my own worst enemy, But I love toxic yaoi

Just learned that company's can track when someone opens an email? Is this only news to me?

The Funny Comments Collab with foxtomas (ig)

I'm learning hypnotism and boy this shit ain't easy lol If YOU want to be a hypnotism guinea-pig hit me up! Send me a discord shout @tarooi and we'll find a time to do a super short and simple session.

Everyday feels more and more like a what-if episode instead of a main plot line

trans people: im trans society: ok sonic: im sonic the hedgehog! trans people: holy shit its sonic the hedgehog sonic: the hedgehog

My fantasy life would be being a live-in kinesiologist/ massage therapist in a house of queer bro nerds We'd do streams of us training and playing a different sport each "season" and learning the different techniques, muscular adaptations and common imbalances introduced by the sport.

Today's been a strange day, but I think strange is a sign of change to come. I think it'll be good change. I think today will be a good day for us all

Depression thoughts before improv: yeah you're life is basically over dude, you're on the final spiral bro, games almost over let's wrap it up! Mind at improv: YES the games almost over AND I'm gonna pretend to be a pissed off bull at a rodeo

Weird question: do you slowly say out all the words you type as you type them? Follow up: do you hear another person's voice when you read what they've written or is it still your voice?

Don't spend your whole life in the audience, get up there and play!

We did it folks! We put that cracker back where he belongs!

I think I earned the obligatory "I was a lifeguard so I got a thirst trap of my OC on stand" art.

If all your characters were put in a survivor style reality tv show who do you think would win?

How different the world could be if toothpaste was mainly ginger flavoured

That Summer Day 🌻 A short visual novel about your very first day working at a National Park Coming very very soon! #fvn #furry #furryvn

All people who think they're annoying should probably be more annoying

❗ TONIGHT AT 6pm central!! I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE DURING TODAY'S ART STREAM! Something I've been waiting to show you all for literal YEARS! you don't want to miss this! 🌻 Twitch.tv/marshmallow_bears

My job now starts an hour later than it did two weeks ago and somehow that has made it harder to go to the gym in the morning?

If there’s ten monkeys jumping on the bed I’m one of them. If there’s one monkey jumping on the bed, it’s me. If there’s no monkeys jumping on the bed, I fell off and bumped my head.

I think about this picture every morning before driving to work when I'm supposed to be clocking in

This is a very strange and potentially obnoxious jewellery idea, but I kinda want a pair of rings that I can click together to make a noise like I hit a bell.

Losing your glasses feels like a kind of cosmic prank.

"what if the therapist got it wrong. What if I don't have ADHD, I'm just lazy and dumb and where'd my glasses go?... I had 5 pairs of glasses where'd they ALL Go? I have to find them now or I'll be later than usual to work!"

You didn't think we'd forget about you two, did you? All payment processors get love! :) While Mastercard and Visa are drowning, these two have been feeling a bit neglected. u_u stop-paypros.neocities.org #SaveSpeech

Fictional kinks can't hurt me but a fascist regime very much can and will. If you genuinely think fictional content (yes, even the "too gross" ones) is WORSE than fascism, reprioritize your life. I can curate what fictional content I engage with. I can't content warning my way out of fascism lmfao

Lifeguarding rn wondering which one of these babies screaming for a water toy will one day be a CEO that will make life worse for everyone around them.

I feel we need to remind everyone that this all started just a few days ago, we haven't even been calling for a week and they're already at the "Hanging up because they can't take it anymore" stage. Keep calling

THEYRE AT IT AGAIN CALL YOUR REPS, WE HAVE ANOTHER BILL TO KILL time.com/7288539/kids...

No I don't want "humane" deportations, for the same reason I don't want "friendly" cops in schools or "understanding" genital inspectors at sporting events. The problem is the fascism, not that the fascism is rude.

I want to write with people again, I really miss creating with a group for the fun of it

My name is Skyler White yo