DICK TRACY'S CRIMESTOPPERS HALL OF FAME GOES WOKE UPDATE: the crimestoppers hall of fame is NOT happy about the gutting of the VRA

The population decline psychosis is deranged to me because it wasn’t that long ago we were all scared of over population (they made it Thanos’s whole thing in Marvel) and now like a decade later we’re convinced we’re gonna just die off because women don’t want to become broodmares in their 20s

I think the difference between Jeffries and Schumer is Jeffries can get pushed by his caucus in a way Senate Dems just don’t do for Schumer.

Guys it’s been 2hrs what are you doing

Paterson polls closed an hour ago, have any results dropped?

Guys do you think he’s mad?

One of the biggest examples of local news crumbling is fighting for my life to find out anything about my city council race. We are the 11th largest municipality in New Jersey and I just got a comprehensive list today

Rahm’s still a Glup Shitto asswipe but good lord at this point the canary has rotted in the coal mine and yet AIPAC Dem Allie’s still insist the air is just about clear

I'm sorry what the actual fuck is this map? Livingston nearly gone but Cedar Blove, Blutley, Blayne, Blincoln Park, and Blequannock? I'm curious if we can keep up this strength in Wayne and in the northeastern Morris. Would go a long way in breaking Morris Republicans and keeping Passaic blue

Catching up on Invincible and theres gonna be a bunch of shows from the late 2010s and early 2020s shows made awkward because they decided to use d4vid as an artist.

Next Dem administration better give him a diplomatic post so we can be rid of this freak

Im sorry is that a blue Cedar Grove? We got Cedar Blove?!

Um we’ve already got 41% in and it’s a 40pt margin. Unless the remaining 60% is significantly redder i believe we’re in “belt to ass” territory

And with this, every single Eric Swalwell congressional endorser has retracted their support

Killmonger from Black Panther and Remmick from Sinners are the exact same archetype with much less subtlety on Remmick’s part

I mean, I'm not a legal scholar, but I also feel like the Constitution is written in such a way that a reasonably informed layperson can figure out the plain meaning of the Fourteenth Amendment?

Anti-birthright citizenship "scholarship" is Constitutional Lysenkoism send post

I’m sorry this is unbelievably funny. Pope Leo is already openly hostile towards these guys trying to Avignon him would only get you his pronouns in bio (in both Latin and English)

Hey Wisconsin knowers can we safely call this the Blozaukee moment?

I think the war crimes serve no purpose, we’re just lead by sociopaths want to kill people and think the laws of war are for pussies who won’t finish the job

I’ll admit that before today I thought Hegseth was a TradCath convert, I didn’t know the evangelicals were cribbing the Jerusalem cross and deus vult from us. That’s our problematic symbolism thank you very much

Underrated sign for how scared Republicans are for November: leak campaign to get Alito to retire before they can’t fill the seat with a ghoul or outright loses it to a lib in 2029

With how much MbS has been in the news this past decade I keep forgetting Salman is still the Saudi King. Like he's 90 and borderline irrelevant at this point but it will be strange to finally say King Mohammed when Salman finally croaks

Guess that settles that: Tahesha Way won’t run in June NJ-11 primary, clearing Mejia’s path newjerseyglobe.com/congress/tah...

So oil analysts are now talking like @sky.skymarchini.net industry posts to reporters. We're in the Cool Zone folks

To be fair to Tea Party-ists it’s not like the Og tea party took down every one they challenged. In Illinois only Bean was a truly catastrophic result, and elsewhere you see candidates shifting stances (Biss, Goldman, Foushee) in response to real threats

Stratton has flipped Will County yeah this is over

This take did not age well and STILL Raja is losing. The wallet inspectors ate good on that campaign.

So beyond’s the fact we’re probably getting FL-02 anyway, when’s the cut off for when the seat has to wait until November? Like if Dunn croaks in June or July is Johnson down another seat until the end?

Can someone old enough to live through the JFK Jr. days tell me if Jack was similarly vacuous as a person or did the Schlossberg’s let their kid have a lead binkie?

Democratic primary voters are going through great lengths to push normie liberals and progressives as hard as possible meanwhile some of these people act like we’ve just gone through 12 years of Reaganism

I just remembered Jose Kast takes office in 2 days

With the left media and campaign rightfully taking aim at Brendan Herrara I’m dreading that Meat Canyon and the Act Man are now gonna be featured in national discourse

Why the fuck are two of the top three candidates a Khomeini and a Khamenei. Iranian clerics produce more than two people challenge difficulty impossible

So Ali tries his best to manouver a non-hereditary succession only for Trump and Netanyahu to make Mojtaba the leading candidate to become Supreme Leader. Good job guys

So like Goldman isn't cracking 35, right? Also need a Glup Shitto to pull 30+ pts from Gottheimer like yesterday

The basic truth about Graham Platner is that he's a dumbass with a penchant for buffonery that will likely be the next US Senator for Maine because most major Maine Democrats were too pussy to tell Mills she was too old to run and for Chuck Schumer to fuck off.

So I don't mean to pick on Nick here (I don't even disagree that we would enjoy material overmatch over any irregular American light infantry... eventually, it's complicated) but this is a good opportunity to clear up what I see as American misconceptions about Canada's military options.

They should make one of those github quizes for which DSA caucus you are.

Wait she SELF-IMMOLATED?

@ayannapressley.bsky.social You have a free senate seat waiting for you

Switching to an actual picture of myself for the first time in years feels weird. Certainly not doing this on the Twitter though

Bluesky should release the edit post button for free, partially because fuck Xwitter but mostly so I can fix my posts to me ever so slightly literate

Bunch of details about the NYGOP flopping but the funniest part is that they want D'Esposito to run for NY-4 again. Cooked I say COOKED

Seeing someone on Xwitter hyping up a Way June primary run and all I can say is lmao

So with Mejia's performance to we call Frank Velez the prohibitive favorite for Belleville mayor? (map courtesy of @sageoftime.bsky.social)

I’m sorry how are Republicans failing to field any candidates for like the two offices they get a an auto 5 pt boost from

Not to be so parochial but has any 2026 Republican-targeted swing district flopped as hard as NJ-9? Like Trump did monstrous improvements here, the House race was only Pou+5, and now? Republicans aren’t even trying to win the district