Exactly what we deserved

Fucking idiots

CHELSEA PLAYERS CRYING 🚨

With poverty levels being what they are and the proliferation of foodbanks around the country, it just makes feed the scousers chants in games involving Everton and Liverpool ever more nonsensical and perverse

This map asks the question: Who is the greatest football player alive: Messi, Ronaldo or Nuno Taveres?

Can I shock you? I’ve actually always loved Newcastle United, Eddie Howe and magpies.

When league games move abroad - which will happen, because money dictates everything in football - it will be a death knell. A disaster for the integrity of the competition, the home/away balance, the fabric of the sport, and the pretence of clubs as community institutions.

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Amazing. Imagine saying that when your entire game plan was just putting in more crosses than a catholic gift shop at Easter.

Arsenal advance to the Champions League Semi-Final!

Arsenal have done it. They beat Real Madrid 5-1 on aggregate, and set up a Champions League semi-final with Paris Saint-Germain. #RMAARS | #UCL

That was generational. The Arsenal.

Curves and Straight Series, by Alfredo Hlito, 1948, 📸 via @nolayingup.com

A moment in time.

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

seriously starting to regret attending that mirror-breaking & salt-spilling seminar last August

Humbled