This map asks the question: Who is the greatest football player alive: Messi, Ronaldo or Nuno Taveres?

Can I shock you? I’ve actually always loved Newcastle United, Eddie Howe and magpies.

When league games move abroad - which will happen, because money dictates everything in football - it will be a death knell. A disaster for the integrity of the competition, the home/away balance, the fabric of the sport, and the pretence of clubs as community institutions.

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Amazing. Imagine saying that when your entire game plan was just putting in more crosses than a catholic gift shop at Easter.

Arsenal advance to the Champions League Semi-Final!

Arsenal have done it. They beat Real Madrid 5-1 on aggregate, and set up a Champions League semi-final with Paris Saint-Germain. #RMAARS | #UCL

That was generational. The Arsenal.

Curves and Straight Series, by Alfredo Hlito, 1948, 📸 via @nolayingup.com

A moment in time.

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

seriously starting to regret attending that mirror-breaking & salt-spilling seminar last August

Humbled