this shit is just beyond parody, man

What every Billionaire wants. youtu.be/aAC_y6lOQKE?...

St.Pauli in the Pokal vs St.Pauli in league matches

WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS AT CRAVEN COTTAGE 🤯

DFB Pokal Rating | Borussia Dortmund 0-1 Bayer Leverkusen Dortmund miss out on their only realistic chance at silverware this season as they crash out of the DFB Pokal to a strong Leverkusen defensive performance. ✍️ @jackmeenan.bsky.social

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🇳🇴⚽🏆 Erling Haaland hit 100 Premier League goals in just 111 games, beating Shearer’s 124. His strike vs Fulham made him the quickest ever, far ahead of Kane, Agüero and Henry. Already on 15 this season, he continues chasing his own single-season scoring record.

Reminiscing an epic @opencup.ussoccer.com Qualifying match… BOHFS St. Louis advanced to their first ever Open Cup invitation after beating Chicago House AC 3-2. It was their first time competing in the Qualifying Rounds, and now they’ll see the tournament proper in March. Check out the highlights:

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Those shirts and these signs from supporters of the two teams which were cut from the CBS broadcast very clearly rankled people at USL HQ if they had to go to those lengths bsky.app/profile/kick...

This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read. The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message. www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/

I knew something was up with not having a trophy presentation Disgraceful from the League, completely illustrative of what the Players are saying. If you can’t take a little heat how are you going to ever be a First Division League?

I hope we’ve all been enjoying the Phil Neville Classico this evening

Everton move above Liverpool in the Premier League and go level on points with Ruben Amorim's Manchester United.

Haiti's qualification for the 2026 World Cup means there are now two nations going to the tournament whose citizens are subject to US travel bans.

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Will the logic of MLS's calendar change match the reality of what actually happens after 2027? 📝 for @fotmob.com

A reminder that the current CBAs for the Championship and League One expire on December 31. Big statement at the USL's marquee match of the year.

Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support." "Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.

Pausing on our regular program to express solidarity with the USLPA. Professional players in a professional league shouldn’t have to negotiate for healthcare. #StandUpForStandards ✊

Who wants it more? BOHFS vs House - 2pm CT Watch here: fan.hudl.com/usa/mo/st-lo...

Riding the St. Louis-Chicago rails through Illinois coalfields for @chicagohouseac.bsky.social v BOFHS @thecup.us match tomorrow afternoon-following in footsteps of teams in 19th and early 20th century (though area around Union Station probably looks a bit different!). #UpTheHouse

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Haiti were one of the stories of World Cup qualifying, reaching the 2026 tournament despite not being able to play games at home due to conflict there, but their fans are unlikely to be able to travel to the US next summer due to a travel ban. This weekend's Morning Star column.

“Arise, arise, riders of Tulsa! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride to the Championship!

College GameDay will stream online for free for the rest of the season. awfulannouncing.com/espn/college...

Andy Katz stops by to talk about the new college basketball season and his work with TNT and Hoops HQ. awfulannouncing.com/college-bask...

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Our journey to the 2026 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup starts in just over two weeks as we join the qualifying tournament in the third round. 📰 Read the full @opencup.ussoccer.com update at tinyurl.com/ycxbx5ds. The roster will be announced in the coming weeks. #BallardFC | #UpTheBridges

32-game 3rd Qualifying Round this weekend (Nov. 1-2) #USOC2026 | @ussoccer.com @opencup.ussoccer.com 👀 ⤵️

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁⚽🏆 England Qualify but Tuchel’s Real Test Begins England cruised to the World Cup with a 5-0 win over Latvia, but Tuchel’s work starts now. The manager must build bridges with Bellingham after his “repulsive” comment and omission, reintegrating the star while sharpening England’s identity.

@dancreel.com provides a summary of the various trademark registrations of Scott "Matchmaker" Michaels and his various related organizations to help give some context as to why the current situation is what it is. www.protagonistsoccer.com/coverage/mat...

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#USOC2026 R2 Qualifying: Peak Eleven FC 1:2 Azteca FC End 1H ET Herrera’s brace has the visitors up as we enter the second half of extra time. LIVE STREAM (YT) >> www.youtube.com/live/Qo4qaWi...

#USOC2026 R2 Qualifying: FINAL AFTER EXTRA TIME Jovany Herrera’s brace gives Azteca FC 5280 a 2-1 win and sends them to the third round of qualifying

They only had 9 players to start the match. One was injured during the first half and couldn't play the second half. They decided to abandon the match at halftime instead of playing with 8 players. NISA is supposed to release a statement as to why they only had 9 players at some point.

Modesto City has abandoned the match at halftime. NoCo Hailstorm playing an intrasquad scrimmage instead.

Not very good soccer in the NISA Pro Cup. That is amplified as the commentators talk in depth about Detroit pro sports other than soccer.

NISA Pro Cup commentator: "First team from Arkansas to play on a national stage..." wut This is not remotely true

Anytime there is a flood in the continental US, it is the biggest story across all social media. Apparently, the same as not true for a catastrophe in Alaska. There was a typhoon yesterday morning and much of western Alaska is now underwater with homes with people in them just floating away. 1/

Any news from NISA on the Modesto City FC situation? It's been over 24 hours since and they are supposed to take the field again tomorrow morning.

✅️ It's official! The 2025 NISA Pro Cup Live Draw has taken place. The matchups are set & the path to the championship has been revealed! Get ready for an action-packed tournament beginning Oct. 13th. All matches will be broadcast live on the National Soccer Network on Roku TV, YouTube, and NISA+

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