Since the Sherwood Park Crusaders are out of the BCHL playoffs, the Prince George Spruce Kings are the team I am rooting for.

When the US pulls its head out of Satan's poop chute, we will accept the city of Buffalo as an apology gift.

I was already sold on MLS moving out of at least one Canadian city, but threatening me with the hope that MLS will eventually collapse is just pure icing. Twist my rubber arm. I have petrol and matches. Let's get this party started.

God, Norway sucks at hockey.

US NHL coverage is cringeworthy. Glowing name plates above players, a countdown clock in the middle of the ice for penalty kills, blue streaks for shots. It is a circus of stupidity.

Look, I will mourn the death of Whitecaps for like ten minutes or so, but having one less team from a USSF based league is a win for Canadian soccer. Besides the Whitecaps won't be perma dead. Another reincarnation will arise at some point. Youth programmes will probably still carry the name.

The US allows for outright lying under the guise of news. He made an entire career of lying to stir people into a frenzy. He and thousands of others are the reason no one, outside of the US, really trusts any US journalist. Journalism in the US is propaganda.

The former BCHL team is tearing up the WHL in their first season. Way to go Penticton Vees.

What in tarnation!

It is sad that Máire Bhraonáin (Moya Brennan) died yesterday. Clannad, Enya, and Moya were played quite a bit in my childhood. Her ethereal voice was perfect for background music while reading fantasy novels in my teen years. Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam

I will never forgive or forget. The problem is that yanks think it is funny and comical that the US threatened our sovereignty. They make 51st State cracks. The level of seriousness of threatening a country's sovereignty is usually outright war. Then they mocked our soldiers dying in their wars.

They say the music from your late teens stays with you for life. If she was sixty, then in 1984 she was eighteen.

I didn't look closely at the mocktail in my cabinet, but wanted a cocktail so I added a double of gin. It wasn't a mocktail, but a premixed cocktail. I am currently drinking slightly flavoured gin.

Yeah Bluesky is dying. My account has been completely shadowbanned for mocking yanks. If it can't handle that, it is too weak to continue. It is the weakest and slowest calf in the herd. I feel like mocking yanks should be the new norm on every platform.

Italy is turning into a great rugby country. Match fixing and corruption in Italian soccer was the first domino to fall, and then youth development followed in larger clubs with money and favouritism strangling a path forward.

Happy April Fool's Day! The best day to find out who is autistic in our lives.

I saw a really good instagram reel today about how to coax people out of the maga cult. The video used AI, which made me annoyed, but the lesson it was giving was similar to getting people away from religious cults. The comments for that reel are sickening. www.instagram.com/reel/DWO8KM3...

Don't worry, Democrat voters will find a single tiny thing they disagree on with their local candidate and boycott the election.

The yanks in this person's comments are the exact same as Trump. American exceptionalism at its finest. A fetid disease of humanity.

Americans: Trump doesn't represent us. Once he is gone we can be friendsies again. World: Trump perfectly encapsulates who and what you are. You completely deserve him.

Americans deserve Trump. Yanks of all stripes are diseased rats, and here the rest of us were hoping that today may have been a small positive despite being utterly toothless.

The #USMNT being a bunch of nepo trumpers is hilarious. I hope they have fighter jet flyovers and Erika Kirk stripping to Kid Rock at half time. Every USMNT match can have the American Outlaws doing a book burning for the pyro.

You know my favourite thing about these No Kings protesters. The midterms will roll around and they won't vote for the best candidate because they will disagree with that candidate on a single minor issue. Yank leftists are forever cannibalising themselves.

Americans with a loud; "DON'T TREAD ON ME!" attitude, but then they get walked all over, and their response is to make cheeky signs to hold. That will make them shake in their boots alright. Not the clever signs. NOT THE CLEVER SIGNS!

Oh look, the yanks are holding signs with pithy quips, writing strongly worded letters, and generally are too pathetic to have a revolution. You know. An actual revolution. Keep pouting! That will show em! "Just you wait until those midterms mister, but until then I will complain relentlessly."

Yanks, without batting an eye, will tell you they are the greatest country on the planet and that everyone wishes they could move there. They truly believe it.

Look at what the Americans took from us. American incompetence and stupidity. A third world country by most metrics.

If that blood got into his knuckles where skin broke, them McCarron definitely has aids now.

Americans are as low as humans can go.

It grates on me when a Canadian will say; "I hate the states, but not the people." Let's quickly unpack that. Name the things you dislike about the states and every single one is because of the people. You are just trying to be golly gosh nice, but the US is the way it is because of the people.

The same class as El Farolito fans. #USOC2026

Well all the NPSL teams in #USOC2026 are toast. Good riddance. Fold your league.

El Farolito is everything I hate about the sport of soccer. •Intentionally trying to injure opponents •Diving •Rolling around like pussies •Attacking coaches •Attacking fans •Swarming the ref Classless organisation. #USOC2026 #NPSL

Look, all I want is El Farolito and Cruizers to get annihilated so that Golden Gate can slip towards the light in peace. #USOC2026

If you're Irish and have a child abroad, just remember that your wee bairn is plastic. You don't get to pick and choose.

The best part is that their belligerent, hyperbolic arrogance leaks into all of those things. Yanks will look you dead in the eye and tell you that the Super Bowl (160 million) has more viewers than the World Cup (5 billion). Completely disconnected doesn't even begin to describe it.

Schrodinger's NPSL: El Farolito and Cruizers FC play in the Open Cup today Is Golden Gate still alive? The NPSL is still acting like it is despite all the teams in it pointing towards no By not announcing the conference, it allows both teams to play. Because they both will lose, it doesn't matter

Happy St. Patrick's Day! The day in which the Irish have set aside to whing and moan about people celebrating Irish culture. Hating Irish diaspora is a deep part of who the Irish are. Much like make garbage whiskey, or subpar, mass produced stouts that are stored in steel casks.

Europe is weird. Sweden and Finland: Nordic gods of hockey. Norway: *drools from corner of mouth* Latvia is good at hockey, but Estonia and Lithuania are on either side and basketball is god and they suck at hockey. Hungary is next to Austria and Slovakia, but play hockey at a u7 level.

Ollie Chessum single handedly lost the match for England yesterday with one decision. After he intercepted the ball, he ran at an angle towards the corner of the pitch, but he didn't actually need to angle that far to the left. If he had just taken a few strides towards centre for the conversion.

"It is only St. Patrick's weekend, don't get political Dainéal." *a quarter of a Red Breast cask strength bottle later* FROM THE RIFLES OF THE IRA!

*lights a croissant of fire* #6nations #sixnations

Get in England! Up the RA! WAIT! #6NATIONS #SIXNATIONS

*stares in Irish* #6nations #sixnations

*most yanks are

#6nations #sixnations

Scotland kicking has been a poor decision. Ireland is too dangerous with possession, and it just gifting them possession. That last try was a direct result of Scotland choosing to kick. #6nations #SixNations