Milano Cortina Olympics 2026: the story of the US men's team told through interpretive dance.

USians are exactly what we always knew they were.

Canadians love this family deeply. Looking for positives after losing to a bitter rival can usually be difficult, but not in this case. CBC even focused on their family afterwards, and watching their dad wipe tears away was bittersweet. #Gaudreau

USians are what they are. The belligerent arrogance is a part of every stripe of USians.

Canadians: *posting about how proud they are of their hockey team* USians:

Congratulations USA on winning your prize: Wayne Gretzky. This is a permanent prize and not up to be won again. He is yours forever.

And I hope Caden Fine is smiling down from heaven.

I need every restaurant and bar owner that ever has the words "premixed cocktail" go through their head to jump from ten meters up, legs spread wide open, directly on to a fence.

Don't go even after he is gone.

I love Finnish hockey. I honestly wish that it had been the gold medal game instead of a semifinal. Finland is similar in population to Alberta, but regularly medals in Major tournaments. In fact for every 1,500 Canadian minor hockey players 1 NHLer. 500 to 1 for Finland. Incredible hockey.

Look, I just want to be able to cheer for Canada without crippling anxiety. #OlympicHockey

I am Jack's anxious ball of stress. #Olympics

Watching this Team Canada game is going to give me iron buttcheeks. I can't clench any harder. #Olympics

I can explain why Slovakia beat Germany. Germany has six NHLers and Slovakia has seven NHLers, but that wasn't the difference maker. Both teams are stacked with professional talent. Slovakia with SHL and Extraliga, and Germany with DEL. The difference wasn't in talent, it was attitude.

Dear sweet baby jeebus, Please let Sweden curb stomp the filthy USians tomorrow.

The top five professional hockey leagues in Europe are very well represented. The importance of having a high quality professional league to feed a national team is critical. The top five European leagues in order, and no, I don't consider the KHL European for three reasons.

Canada just beat France the way France just beat Wales. #Olympics #6nations

Oh my goodness, Tom Wilson just lost a fight. Those Frenchies are tough. It why they are incredible at rugby. #Olympics

If I am going to pour one out for France's men's hockey, do I use a Château Lafite Rothschild or a Domaine de la Romanée-Conti? #Olympics

Poor, poor Wales. I think those boys need a hug. #6nationsrugby #6nations

France killing off a penalty against Crosby, McKinnon, and McDavid is extremely impressive. Also those three surnames just is a small reminder how celtic Canada is. #Olympics

I remember watching the Winter Olympics as a child and thinking about how old and mature the athletes looked. Now they all look like wee bairns to me now.

Old Yale Brewing in Leduc has this beauty hanging on the wall. It might be older than I am. A very good chance in fact. #NASL #CanPL

It is hardly a "stun" if they have won the Calcutta Cup more in the last five years, but sure, let's go with that narrative.

If you are enjoying the men's olympic hockey, then you will love leagues like the AHL, SHL, DEL, National League, Liiga, and Extraliga. The ECHL and SPHL are incredibly fun to watch. The BCHL, USHL, WHL, OHL, QMJHL, and NAHL are great if you want to see the future stars of the leagues listed above

I hate American national teams with a divine fury, but this tugs at my heartstrings. #Olympics

The National League (Switzerland) is such a great League. I would love to see Switzerland always be in the same breath as Sweden and Finland in terms of quality national teams.

NPSL losses by conference Iowa Demon Hawks

So this Slovakian dude got in a wee bit of trouble in Italy sixteen years ago and has been on the run, but he went back to Italy today to watch the hockey team play and got himself arrested. #Olympics

NPSL losses by conference None. Same clubs as last season.

Goal Canada! I am a little choked about that first goal getting waved off, but it is out of every fan's hands. #Olympics

Oh wow!

NPSL losses by conference Philadelphia Union Development Squad Pennsylvania Classics AC Electric City Shock SC

NPSL losses by conference Hickory FC Appalachian FC Port City FC

NPSL losses by conference Syracuse FC

The Slovakia team that beat freaking Finland is as follows: Extraliga - 9 players NHL - 7 KHL - 3 AHL - 2 SHL - 2 National League - 1 Slovak Extraliga - 1 The European leagues are so good now. SHL, National League, DEL, Liiga, and Extraliga are phenomenal hockey. #olympics

I do not understand why clubs are sticking with the NPSL, a league run by garbage human beings. It has been a horribly kept secret for a long time. The fact is that in 2021 USL2 had 91 clubs and NPSL had 90 clubs. Now USL2 has nearly a hundred more clubs in a mere five years.

This is a batter's T20 World Cup. None of the teams are scoring under a hundred runs, and many of the scores are hovering near two hundred runs or over. West Indies just gave England a high run count to chase.

Alright lower league soccer nerds, here are my findings. The League for Clubs #tLfC teams that left/switched leagues are as follows: NORCAL •Silicon Valley Rush •Bay Valley's Suns EAST REGION •Lighthouse Boys Club of Kensington •New York Braveheart SC SOUTH REGION •Gulf Coast United FC

American's celebrity worship is a major reason they are in the shape they are right now.

I am the walrus.

lululemon hates Canadians. What an abomination. #Olympics

I need a wee dram for emotional support. And by wee dram, I mean a full Glencairn glass.

Watch Italy beat Ireland later this tournament. At this rate I won't be surprised. I can't stomach much more of this. They look... weak. #6nationsrugby #6nations

Current mood. #6nations #6nationsrugby

I can't hear any crowd noise on my feed. It is very disappointing. That creates atmosphere even when watching on television.

Watching Ireland go down this far is hard to watch. #6nations #6nationsrugby

The Winter Olympics have started as Norwalk (Norovirus) is already in the Olympic Village. Maybe the skijumpers can demonstrate chemtrails? Cleanup on isle three will have a whole new meaning with speed skating. Alpine skiing: is it an avalanche or a mud slide? Go find out.

Is Australia's Winter Olympics team entirely comprised of young people that went to Banff to drink, I mean work, and just ended up staying there indefinitely?