Parenting is tight because you get to do cool stuff like build obstacle courses to keep your children occupied while you hide in the kitchen and listen to @greggrosenthal.bsky.social’s top 101 free agents.

I love how curling has like an hour plus built into each game for the teams to just talk about it.

2026 basically

The bonus mock draft episode of Locked on Bengals was fun. First mock draft of the offseason and @jamesrapien.bsky.social and @jakeliscow.bsky.social were already at risk of making every Buckeyes fan angry since they were forced to choose between Bailey and Downs. r/bengals is about to explode.

Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, Greg Bovino. They must all resign and be held accountable.

We got a second use of “cromulent” in January from @jakeliscow.bsky.social on Locked on Bengals today. I think it’s gonna overtake “dead cat bounce” at this rate.

It’s time to repost this again I see…

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) (°-°) />🍕<

My dude loves this word lol

Nick Lachey is pissed!

Parenting is tight because you get to do cool stuff like pass off your sports opinions as if they’re a fact.

His team must’ve been like “what is the worst thing we can say it is where he gets to keep his pride and autonomy” and came up with “i take as much asprin as i want whenever i want”

Ok, Packers fans turn.

This speech is absolute fucking nonsense. He’s ranting. Badly reading off a teleprompter. It’s like one long Truth Social rant. Filled with lies and campaign talking points. I cannot believe they interrupted the Survivor finale for this shit.

“Voodoo, juju, poopoo.” Yeah, @jamesrapien.bsky.social, that about sums the Bengals up.

Al Golden needs to be fired. Man coverage on 3rd down vs Josh Allen? Come on. You can’t be serious.

Cromulent?! @jakeliscow.bsky.social

Future Bengals HC, Patrick Graham. Book it.

If your power depends on breaking the rules, you were never strong to begin with. Our kids deserve better. They deserve honesty, decency, and care for others, not the example we see from our nation’s leader.

“They made plays, they did… things.” Can’t wait for the Smoltz report on @danbernstein.bsky.social tomorrow.

Nixon.

I’m 13 years his senior, but Tucker Kraft is my dad.

I’m sure this is a nice slow day for @pablo.show

As a Mariners fan and daily @danbernstein.bsky.social listener, that sac bunt makes me ill. If he were dead, Dan would be rolling over in his grave. Instead he’s just eating candy, probably.

@natetice.bsky.social is the Dean Malenko of nfl podcasters.

LETS 👏 GO 👏 CAL 👏 RALEIGH 👏 YOURE 👏 THE 👏 BEST 👏 HITTER 👏 ALIVE 👏

I’m just realizing that I’ve consumed each of Wisconsin’s professional sports mascots in a single meal.

Best team.

If the National Governors Association chooses to remain silent, Illinois will have no choice but to withdraw from the organization. We should be standing as one against the idea that Donald Trump can call up the National Guard against our will.

I didn’t realize Milwaukee had the kid from the movie “Rookie of the Year” on their team.

The Cub’s pitcher looks like the duck face kid from Full House.

Heyyy! D Knight INT! Let’s go!

Donald Trump is using federal agents to stoke fear and violate constitutional rights — all with the aims of expanding his control and sending military troops to our cities. It’s unlawful and un-American. We must all stand up and speak out against fanning the flames of violence.

Parenting is tight because you get to do cool stuff like power bomb someone into a pile of pillows

I hate football

I think Demetrius Knight II is a darkest of dark horse DROY candidate.

It’s like a Coen brothers movie.

The police in Illinois work closely with the ATF to get guns off our streets, with the FBI to arrest gang members, and with the DEA to destroy the fentanyl trade. So why is Trump sabotaging our ongoing work with federal law enforcement partners?

This is why I give every cybertruck I see a full arm out the window middle finger

Disappointed to hear that @danbernstein.bsky.social plans to put tariffs on Flavortown. I guess it’s butter noodles from now on.

Parenting is tight because you get to do cool stuff like eat chicken salad for breakfast

I was just trying to understand how to watch WWE now that its content is on espn, or Netflix, or peacock? Or is it all of them? Anyways in the midst of my confusion I realized I was just living in @facianea.bsky.social’s “how could you” bit from the dex podcast. #howcouldyou2025 #hashtagsin2025

Parenting is tight because you get to do cool stuff like follow Samwise Gamgee’s meal schedule

@mikegolicjr.bsky.social I don’t know if you know, but now you know.