Pregame ball from the Big Dumper himself

Refreshing to see some solid hitting from a Seattle-based team.

Clippers season ended. Mariners in shambles. Doesn’t matter. This win makes up for everything. #WERDER

I think we should find out just how many reds H*V can get #Werder #svw

Get fucked Hamburg!

A PUERTAS GOAL?! lol okay funny prank where are the hidden cameras?

Death. Taxes. Schmid over the bar.

If you downgrade this to a yellow you’re telling me you hate ankle health

The H in HSV is for Hahahaha

Wild it took this long to see a red

I do Not claim Leonardo Bittencourt #werder #svwhsv

Peak Njinmah lmao

JENS STAGE YOU ARE MY GOD

Based on what the refs are letting slide, I almost expect to see some literal weapons on the pitch in the second half. #Werder

Tough talk from a guy named Ransford 🤓

Njinmah angrily motioning for the ball as if he wouldn’t have shot that right to the keeper.

Glatzel is both a dork and a dweeb

Well I should have known not to be happy

Willing to learn how to build a statue so I can build one of Jens. #Werder

I LOVE JENS STAGE SO MUCH

So far, Njinmah is playing like the player I once loved.

WERDER

Long, brutal week. I need a Nordderby win like I need oxygen. #WERDER

We.Are.Ready. 🔥 #Werder | #SVWHSV

Smoking ribs to eat at my son’s t-ball practice like a creep.

not our first ladies...

Okay, look, it’s extremely weird behavior to get attached to famous peoples’ relationships, but the entire northwest, maybe even the NATION, needs to have an extended mourning period for the end of Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe because this is utterly devastating.

I’ve never cared about a celebrity breakup before, but Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe hurts.

Congrats to the Mariners on having the worst 2-3-4 in baseball 🤬

Didn’t sleep well because I kept replaying the M’s and Clippers devastatingly blowing games in my head.

I just hate Dan Wilson so, so much.

This has felt like a curious way for Dan Wilson to use his bullpen in a four-run game

Yeah I’m a crip alright…

Ugh. #werder

What a difference a few hours can make. Year made.

There is almost no doubt in my mind the Seattle Mariners will lose this game 6-3.

I love Randy Arozarena so much.

fan footage of Dillon Brooks talking insane trash to KD, immediately getting his ankles broken

Pls get hot, Cal.

Done with the M’s until Cal is out of the two spot. Ridiculous.

Willing to pay extra for a tier of Mariners TV where it doesn’t just show the same 4 M’s commercials hundreds of times.

Dan Wilson genuinely hates baseball. Same lineup no matter what.

Very excited about Salim Musah, at least. #Werder

Not sure the M’s are a playoff team.

This lineup will be okay when Dan Wilson finally shakes things up and gets Cal out of the two spot in May

Dan Wilson is a terrorist.

Go M’s.

LFG CAL

I’ve seen this exact game enough times to know the M’s lose this one 3-1