Very jealous of my wife rn

Greatest city in the world. Go Hawks.

Still processing. World champs.

Beer number 12 is a fitting choice

Fuck Klint Kubiak.

Can Kubiak go to Vegas already?

Darnold wants to throw a pick pretty badly

Mack Hollins loves attention. And he gets a lot of it!

Schooner of draft Pliny the Younger has to be a good sign.

Going with a strange one today. #Werder

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

Congrats to Jaxon Smith-Njigba on winning OjPsOnY

JSN is the AP Offensive Player of the Year. He is the second Seahawks player to win the award (Shaun Alexander). Quite the year for JSN: -- Receiving king -- Pro Bowl -- Unanimous first-team All-Pro -- Offensive Player of the Year

Go Hawks.

Not what I would have had in mind if you’d told me my team would be hoisting the Meisterschale in 2026

This better be Nick Emmanwori’s gear for walkthroughs

I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Fight the Execution of an Innocent Man. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ch...

I’ll do anything for Emmanwori’s ankle to be okay

Pretty wild sports week for me, the only person in the world with this fandom overlap: Monday - Big Mariners trade Tuesday - Big Clippers trade Wednesday - Werder 127 and manager hire Sunday - Seahawks in Super Bowl

Another PR masterclass from Homan. Once again shocked the guy who sounds like Teddy from Bob’s Burgers is a total doofus idiot.

Hey this trade freaking rules.

We’ll always have the good memories, Horst. 😢

Just pieces of shit

Will happily drink to both of these.

Hell. Yes.

KEKE TOPP MY SAVIOR

Only use this mug for the must-win matches. #Werder

🔙 in the XI 👊 #werder #svwbmg

Big one today. I can feel goals from Mbang, Njinmah and Stage today. Must win. #Werder

Start looking at the Epstein files if you want to get to know potential Seahawks Buyers.

Hundreds in #Seattle protest ICE at downtown #Target as the company collaborates with #ICE and is based in Minnesota.

Seems like a pretty safe assumption that all male billionaires are pedophiles.

Good news is rare these days, and this is the best news. westseattleblog.com/2026/01/bizn...

Everyone in Seattle is just Rashid Shaheed in this clip until next Sunday

Come on, Werder!

Exactly right. Bovino's leaving? Great, get Noem to resign. Noem resigns? Great, defund and dismantle ICE. Go after Stephen Miller too. Bring charges against ICE thugs at the state and local level. Lawsuits. New state laws restricting them. Every possible angle.

GO HAWKS FUCK ICE FUCK YOU IF YOU AINT WITH ME

HEY LET’S FUCKING GO SUPER BOWL

Oh my god the NFL wants the rams bad

McVay and big hair gel got to the refs

Hey that’s fucking PI

Does Tom Brady own stock in the words “twitchy” and “twitchiness” or what?

Man, 27 and 0 have been such critical critical components of this team. And both have made plays tonight that just aren't acceptable. Hope it won't matter.

Fart side defene

Riq Woolen get the fuck out of this stadium right now.

If Witherspoon didn’t fall on every big play this game is over.

I’ll get a Seahawks tattoo and Darnold USC jersey if we win

Just begging for one rams hold at some point 😎

BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO

Best receiver on the planet.