they can have James Bond just be a sentient jar filled with teeth and plasma

I don't like the president very much

A non-exhaustive list of what my traumautism brain has deemed unsafe over the past few months: - The sun - Outdoor running - Foods with color - My living room

would recommend avoiding getting PTSD. This shit sucks so bad

Told my man today that I was struggling to make a post about Mamdani's win without being horny about him and he said "that's fair, but have you seen his wife" and showed me a picture of her. And I gotta say. holy shit

What's he doin down there

An incentive that's a part of my intensive outpatient program is that I accumulate points that I can use to spend on stuff like journals, watercolor sets, plants, and *does a double take* volumes 1 through 5 of Neon Genesis Evangelion

I'm no better than Patroclus. If a sexy blonde with nice legs asked me to go die at war for him, I totally would

I feel a compelling need to do an edible and watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail

My man really enjoys reminding me regularly that Homestuck is responsible for our relationship. I understand "the old ball and chain" Boomers spiritually now

Me: damn my mental health is so bad rn The supportive, gay little freaks commenting on my kobold sex fic on AO3:

Of all the fantastic healthcare providers I've had, the majority of them have been people of color. which could mean nothing

Felvidek's tavern theme has cured me of all illnesses

bro just give me one chance with the TV. one chance

2015: - Had a mental breakdown - Toby Fox game 2025: - Having a mental breakdown - Toby Fox game

Pikmin

Me before playing Felvidek: I want to start playing Felvidek Me after starting Felvidek: I want to keep playing Felvidek

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

love Misty Step and Dimension Door. like get me the fuck out of there lmao

Ways in which I'm like Harry DuBois: - A beautiful woman ruined my life - Previously storied relationship with substances - Human can opener - Sensory issues while sitting in uncomfortable chairs - Pathetic - Partner with round glasses is far more emotionally stable

Everyone else's complex trauma and autism makes them very cool and interesting and resilient. Mine, however, makes me very cringe and stressful to be around, which is probably my fault somehow

The funniest thing Atlus could do in the Persona 4 remake is change nothing except making Naoto trans. Yosuke? Still in the closet. Kanji? Still has whatever he's got going on happening. congratulations on finally getting a gay boyfriend in P4 but it's not who you're expecting

Neutral good is the best alignment for getting pussy imho

would love to create actual original, compelling works whenever I've been bitten by the writing bug instead of whack-ass horny shit but whatever

Meeting on the tower stairs #knight #medieval

Mantra to say to myself in front of the mirror every morning

It's very important to build a support network of people with a variety of skills. I have my lawyer friend for legal info. I have my seamstress best friend for fashion input. I have my furry porn artist friend for input on how a human would have sex with a kobold. All of my needs are met

sorry, I'll be late bringing you back for your therapy appointment. I'm having an existential crisis

saw a client the other night after not having seen them for a month (I had to cancel 2 of their appts with limited notice due to my own shit) and I cracked open a snack of natto mid-session and they made a very concerned expression and said "I've been meaning to ask, are you like... okay?"

Takes a hit off my dab pen before going to the grocery store like Perseus strapping a mirror to himself before he enters Medusa's lair

The primary reason I'm not a trans man is that I believe there's no point to transitioning if I can't become Benny Gecko

I fw the reverse Beauty and the Beast trope so hard. Make the man hot and human and the woman a funky little lizard

I've decided now. This is going to become an Ignatz Victor (Fire Emblem: Three Houses) stan blog

Just saw a guy walking his dog pick up his dog's shit with his bare hands and then put it in his pocket. My fucking God

I love covering at the hospice houses because the way they utilize social work is completely different to the point where I kind of have to change my clinical skin like a chameleon

The Epic of Gilgamesh is a simple, human story about two buff guys who fuck on the daily. And I’m horny for it!

suffering is so goated

something to know about me is that anytime something in a video game that is decidedly non-human asks me to do literally anything, I'm going to do it regardless of what it is. this is, in fact, because I am incomprehensibly horny

Took me .005 seconds to get wrapped up in Fallout New Vegas. I can finally validate my trans card

My favorite game is telling my man "I'm going to get an Ojama Green tattoo" and watching his face contort in abject fear and disgust

playing Date Everything and now I'm wondering about the fuckability of my dab pen's gijinka

I JUST LOVE MY MAN AND HIS HIGH-QUALITY YOUTUBE VIDEOS

Anytime I get an idea to write literally anything up to and including social media posts

my therapy process notes are incomprehensible. "Patient got news from news" Han what are you talking about. what does that mean

My taste in media

They call me a shrink the way I'm 5'3"

Metaphor Re:Fantazio is perfectly emblematic of being a slightly transmasc nonbinary person. People will call you a slur for no reason, you're pretty ok at skateboarding, you flirt with your female best friend in hopes her hot brother will notice you (he won't)

Steam be like "Breeding Simulator is on sale from your wishlist" and then I have to ask myself at what point in my life did I want Breeding Simulator so bad that I added it to my Steam wishlist

Today is a BIG day with Big Challenges!!! Fr when will Sanrio finally step up and use their most underrated character. 🎨 by @andou.gay

There are six distinct attachment styles: Secure, Anxious, Avoidant, Conjuration, Manipulation, and Transmutation. A person's attachment style can be determined through Water Divination, which reveals their natural affinity for a specific type