have been getting professional dub after dub ever since I made the decision to start downramping into part-time. feels like I'm finally progressing in the main quest

For anyone who has a bad time at YCS: my recommendation is to not play Yugioh and fuck around instead, you'll discover things like combo tattoo-and-anime conventions and beautiful places at which you can smoke weed

i’m enamored with this thing. there’s something very beautiful and also very perverse an N64 controller that’s Normal

DO NOT marry a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He will tell you he needs pasta sauce from the grocery store when he already has it, thereby doubling the amount of pasta sauce now present in your home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

really all a piece of media needs to do to hold my attention is to give me a construct that I can be horny about. This post is about Dispatch

The funniest (worst) thing about transportation imho is when cishet met get angry when they get aroused from a trans woman. like dude, that's a woman. if your dick gets hard around a trans woman, you're still straight. old man yells at cloud ass shit

This one was too niche for Facebook

"Ummm AI is the future of healthcare so you should accept it--" no i don't think I will

came across a really horseshit post on social media just now and, after remembering that I had free will, decided "this is a terminally online take" and then moved on. therapists hate this one mindfulness technique

First base: raw and nasty sex Second base: you see me having a trauma response Third base: Yugioh card game

she is monopolizing the heating vent

A 2023 German psychiatric study found that playing Super Mario Odyssey significantly improved depressive symptoms in clinically depressed individuals compared to regular psychotherapeutic treatment, reducing depression by 43%.

hostile writing environment. I'm calling the guild

I should've gone into porn. Not acting, but like. Writing & production

growing my hair out used to be an act of rebellion when I was younger, but now it's a form of social detransitioning and it's painful in a way that's difficult to explain

I'd either be the best or the worst Witcher of all time on account of the fact that I'm a card-carrying monster lover

"trying to convince my man to go shirtless in the house more often" any% speedrun

Got Cupsy hanging above my work computer like the Mother Mary

so yesterday at work, one of my managers brought all the new therapists by my office (I am an enthusiastic zoo exhibit at every job I've ever worked). I said "haha sorry for the slippers, I hate wearing shoes in the office" and all four sets of eyes went directly to my feet. I'm not very smart

In Mario & Luigi: Brothership, Starlow bizarrely claims herself to be "an eight-headed beauty". This is actually a mistranslation. She actually refers to eight-head body proportions, used traditionally for fashion illustrations, instead of literally claiming to have 8 heads.

Me: damn I'm so tired of being a healthcare provider sometimes. This shit is hard My job: hey do you want to talk about the explicitly gay hockey show on our official podcast? Me: yeah

reasons to not die www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01...

Being a 13-year-old girl realizing you have a crush on another girl in your class and sitting on your bed sobbing while listening to t.A.T.u on your CD player. Like if you agree

Hey guys I started watching this gay hockey show. It's pretty peak. idk if anyone's heard of it

Being autistic and making friends is like Persona 4. We've hung out twice and I've shaken your hand once, which means I will gladly take a mortal blow for you in combat

Love tactical RPGs so much. Like here's my army, it's made up of: a bunch of nepobabies tired of the status quo, a mage who does steroids, one healer exhausted from propping everybody up, and the level-maxxed dark knight unit who is foaming at the mouth behind his muzzle

Highly suggest adopting a cat if it's accessible to you. Nothing better than a little guy that loves to sleep in your lap and follow you around the house

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity @outofcharacters.bsky.social

Similarities between me and Ted Kaczynski: - Would be down to live totally isolated in the woods at age 29 Differences between me and Ted Kaczynski: - I don't really want to blow people up

I found out today that the kids have a term for what it is I'm doing all the time: aura farming

When someone texts me twice in a row because I didn't respond fast enough

Obsessed with Daggerfall. They made a game the size of Great Britain with tons of character creation options and complex lore and it straight up doesn't work

Washed Cupsy Yummy in the laundry by accident. I'm a fucking monster

Insane take but I think going to YCS fixed whatever is happening in my brain. I don't even play Yugioh

they can have James Bond just be a sentient jar filled with teeth and plasma

I don't like the president very much

A non-exhaustive list of what my traumautism brain has deemed unsafe over the past few months: - The sun - Outdoor running - Foods with color - My living room

would recommend avoiding getting PTSD. This shit sucks so bad

Told my man today that I was struggling to make a post about Mamdani's win without being horny about him and he said "that's fair, but have you seen his wife" and showed me a picture of her. And I gotta say. holy shit

What's he doin down there

An incentive that's a part of my intensive outpatient program is that I accumulate points that I can use to spend on stuff like journals, watercolor sets, plants, and *does a double take* volumes 1 through 5 of Neon Genesis Evangelion

I'm no better than Patroclus. If a sexy blonde with nice legs asked me to go die at war for him, I totally would

I feel a compelling need to do an edible and watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail

My man really enjoys reminding me regularly that Homestuck is responsible for our relationship. I understand "the old ball and chain" Boomers spiritually now

Me: damn my mental health is so bad rn The supportive, gay little freaks commenting on my kobold sex fic on AO3:

Of all the fantastic healthcare providers I've had, the majority of them have been people of color. which could mean nothing