I'd either be the best or the worst Witcher of all time on account of the fact that I'm a card-carrying monster lover

"trying to convince my man to go shirtless in the house more often" any% speedrun

Got Cupsy hanging above my work computer like the Mother Mary

so yesterday at work, one of my managers brought all the new therapists by my office (I am an enthusiastic zoo exhibit at every job I've ever worked). I said "haha sorry for the slippers, I hate wearing shoes in the office" and all four sets of eyes went directly to my feet. I'm not very smart

In Mario & Luigi: Brothership, Starlow bizarrely claims herself to be "an eight-headed beauty". This is actually a mistranslation. She actually refers to eight-head body proportions, used traditionally for fashion illustrations, instead of literally claiming to have 8 heads.

Me: damn I'm so tired of being a healthcare provider sometimes. This shit is hard My job: hey do you want to talk about the explicitly gay hockey show on our official podcast? Me: yeah

reasons to not die www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/01...

Being a 13-year-old girl realizing you have a crush on another girl in your class and sitting on your bed sobbing while listening to t.A.T.u on your CD player. Like if you agree

Hey guys I started watching this gay hockey show. It's pretty peak. idk if anyone's heard of it

Being autistic and making friends is like Persona 4. We've hung out twice and I've shaken your hand once, which means I will gladly take a mortal blow for you in combat

Love tactical RPGs so much. Like here's my army, it's made up of: a bunch of nepobabies tired of the status quo, a mage who does steroids, one healer exhausted from propping everybody up, and the level-maxxed dark knight unit who is foaming at the mouth behind his muzzle

Highly suggest adopting a cat if it's accessible to you. Nothing better than a little guy that loves to sleep in your lap and follow you around the house

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity @outofcharacters.bsky.social

Similarities between me and Ted Kaczynski: - Would be down to live totally isolated in the woods at age 29 Differences between me and Ted Kaczynski: - I don't really want to blow people up

I found out today that the kids have a term for what it is I'm doing all the time: aura farming

When someone texts me twice in a row because I didn't respond fast enough

Obsessed with Daggerfall. They made a game the size of Great Britain with tons of character creation options and complex lore and it straight up doesn't work

Washed Cupsy Yummy in the laundry by accident. I'm a fucking monster

Insane take but I think going to YCS fixed whatever is happening in my brain. I don't even play Yugioh

they can have James Bond just be a sentient jar filled with teeth and plasma

I don't like the president very much

A non-exhaustive list of what my traumautism brain has deemed unsafe over the past few months: - The sun - Outdoor running - Foods with color - My living room

would recommend avoiding getting PTSD. This shit sucks so bad

Told my man today that I was struggling to make a post about Mamdani's win without being horny about him and he said "that's fair, but have you seen his wife" and showed me a picture of her. And I gotta say. holy shit

What's he doin down there

An incentive that's a part of my intensive outpatient program is that I accumulate points that I can use to spend on stuff like journals, watercolor sets, plants, and *does a double take* volumes 1 through 5 of Neon Genesis Evangelion

I'm no better than Patroclus. If a sexy blonde with nice legs asked me to go die at war for him, I totally would

I feel a compelling need to do an edible and watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail

My man really enjoys reminding me regularly that Homestuck is responsible for our relationship. I understand "the old ball and chain" Boomers spiritually now

Me: damn my mental health is so bad rn The supportive, gay little freaks commenting on my kobold sex fic on AO3:

Of all the fantastic healthcare providers I've had, the majority of them have been people of color. which could mean nothing

Felvidek's tavern theme has cured me of all illnesses

bro just give me one chance with the TV. one chance

2015: - Had a mental breakdown - Toby Fox game 2025: - Having a mental breakdown - Toby Fox game

Pikmin

Me before playing Felvidek: I want to start playing Felvidek Me after starting Felvidek: I want to keep playing Felvidek

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

love Misty Step and Dimension Door. like get me the fuck out of there lmao

Ways in which I'm like Harry DuBois: - A beautiful woman ruined my life - Previously storied relationship with substances - Human can opener - Sensory issues while sitting in uncomfortable chairs - Pathetic - Partner with round glasses is far more emotionally stable

Everyone else's complex trauma and autism makes them very cool and interesting and resilient. Mine, however, makes me very cringe and stressful to be around, which is probably my fault somehow

The funniest thing Atlus could do in the Persona 4 remake is change nothing except making Naoto trans. Yosuke? Still in the closet. Kanji? Still has whatever he's got going on happening. congratulations on finally getting a gay boyfriend in P4 but it's not who you're expecting

Neutral good is the best alignment for getting pussy imho

would love to create actual original, compelling works whenever I've been bitten by the writing bug instead of whack-ass horny shit but whatever

Meeting on the tower stairs #knight #medieval

Mantra to say to myself in front of the mirror every morning

It's very important to build a support network of people with a variety of skills. I have my lawyer friend for legal info. I have my seamstress best friend for fashion input. I have my furry porn artist friend for input on how a human would have sex with a kobold. All of my needs are met

sorry, I'll be late bringing you back for your therapy appointment. I'm having an existential crisis