My parents are trying to get me to move out of my grandma's apartment because I'm an adult and I need to learn to take care of myself. They don't want her making my lunch for me. They think me not being here will let her "stop isolating herself" and let her socialize more. They said that every day I

gregory... my freddy fazballs are super itchy... but i'm super buff... and my abs and pecs are preventing me from reaching down there...

women

30 likes and 15 reposts. I fucking dare you.

The Pikmin Song (Animated Music Video) (2D) #pikmin #nintendo Animated by Anthony R Borno youtu.be/SgNlJSHkgs4

⚠️-W-A-R-N-I-N-G-⚠️ -Despite the following photograph being censored due to containing infohazardous traits. Still view it at your own risk.- -If you feel empty and begin bellowing black smoke from every hole on my body then it’s too late.- -they didn’t have a choice, you do.-

i forgot this existed

Gimme the name of a Mexican dish that ends with -ito! #DELTARUNE #DeltaruneSpoilers

hey chat it's my birthday

Uni, what are you thinking about…?

wrap her in tinfoil and put her in the oven

"My code is bad" -> I'm the best C programmer ever -> "There are evil ghosts in the compiler"

Stay hydrated This is a threat

Unigiri at the bar? （Uni sometimes looks like an onigiri, so I call him Unigiri）

Just cracked the glass on my phone screen 🫠

The air no longer tingles with a looming sense of dread cuz I FUCKIN' KILLED IT

The air tingles with a looming sense of dread.

Enby-to-enby communication ft. @bitesizedlex.bsky.social

her peets....

@newagederpderp.bsky.social did this

i have a live countdown to deltarune on my lock screen

EXCLUSIVE (unless somehow this was someone else’s top priority): all pikmin currently in universal epic universe (thread)

Ngl that's a really cool name (Thanks incorrect quote generator)

hey so uh one of the main Nintendo Switch 2 Direct streams completely ate our trailer due to I guess technical difficulties?? so if you guys could share this it would mean a lot 😅

yeah i'm not buying the switch 2 > $450 > only supports microSD Express, the 512 gig microSD card i've been using is now useless [also wtf is a microSD Express??] > AAA games are potentially $80+ > they're doing the sony/microsoft thing with physical games

damn it's back

twitter fucking died lmao

I built a Playstacean!

Merf

sittin time

" I don't know who i am anymore... " #Robloxart #Oc

Simple Nova art cuz why not

I've been thinking about Andrew's lore for a while Sorry for giving you a lot of trauma my boi #robloxart #oc

average conversation between me and @bitesizedlexi.bsky.social

KILL THAT PIKMIN I HATE THEM SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAH @newagederpderp.bsky.social

Soup (Made 2 versions for the funnies) @newagederpderp.bsky.social

my first halo mod :^)

estrogen pops

me and the besties #pikmin #art

how does she do it?

chat i'm bored suggest me songs to listen to (only rule: must be streamable on apple music)

BAKA BAKA BAKA 🗣️🗣️❗❗❗ (Three yellow idiots) @newagederpderp.bsky.social @noobzie.bsky.social

Communication

I need you. GLITCH APOCALYPSE AU | BASIT791 AND VLADIMIR

12:21 AM TIME TO MAKE NEW OCS!!! Say hi to Eki and Lum, my new pikmin OCs! (and Kai too ig)

You ruined me. GLITCH APOCALYPSE AU | VLADIMIR AND LEAFFY

i combined an incorrect quote generator with the undertale red & yellow face sprites this was a good idea

Currently don't have any sprite edit posts ideas, so I'm reposting a old sprite edit. Here's a unofficial Undertale Yellowshift (my take) True Pacifist choice ending. #undertaleyellow #UTYfeed #undertaleclover #Ceroba